Alright, I'll take a stab at it. If my pix offend anyone, great. Get over it. Here we go.
Blow out of the week -
Cebu Alliance vs Phnom Penh Samurai,
The Samuarai might want to think about falling on their own swords in an attempt to save some face. Ohh, too late for that. It's gonna be a long season for PP.
Cebu strolls 255 - 0
Bangkok Hookers vs Chiang Mai Chiefs,
The Red Light District Street Hos look to put it on the Chiefs this week, free of charge. The Chiefs Chemistry issues might help fight off what the Hos are spreadin', but it won't help them on the field.
Hookers find their Nut - 57 - 36
Seoul Snatchers vs Panay Phoenix,
The Snatchers are trying to work their way through some Chemistry issues to reach 3 - 0 and they'll have to dodge the rising Phoenix this week. In a game that could wind up closer than it looks.
Snatchers snatch it in the 4th - 45 - 37
Manilla Death Squad vs Manila Pack,
In the Battle for Manilla there'll be no contest. The Death Squad brings the #1 offense to run wild on the Pack. It'll be bloody and last about 4 quarters. Just the way the Death Squad likes it.
Death Squad - 191 - 3
N. J. Beaver Hunters vs Macau Scorpions,
The flat tail pelt trappers have it going on early, sporting the 2nd ranked offense. Their getting it done on the ground and in the air. Leaving no place for a bucktooth cameltoe to hide. They'll run into the #2 defense this week in Macau, but the scorpions sting won't be so bad, and the boys from N. J. will improve to 3 - 0.
Beaver Hunters cruise - 93 - 20
Tibet Psychonauts vs Burma Black Dragons,
The Tibet nutjobs bring the #2 run game to face the #3 D in the conference. The Fire Breathers are dealing with the chemistry bug and it's sure to hurt them in this one Tibet will get to 3 - 0 and show themselves as one of the contenders. The Dragons will get better as they go, but their fire will be snuffed out in this one.
Psychos - 86 - 24
Hong Kong Triads vs Seoul Men,
In what could be the closest game of the week, the Men of Seoul try to get their first win of the season against Hong Kong. The triads will prove to be a little much for the 0 - 2 Men and will find a way to get it done.
Hong Kong - 44 - 38
Game of the Week -
Shanghai Tigers vs Macau Gamblers,
In our only battle of unbeatens, the Tigers get their first real test of the year. This one has the potential to come down to a forced fumble. But in the end the Gamlbers will make the right Read and double up.
Macau - 56 - 34
Blow out of the week -
Cebu Alliance vs Phnom Penh Samurai,
The Samuarai might want to think about falling on their own swords in an attempt to save some face. Ohh, too late for that. It's gonna be a long season for PP.
Cebu strolls 255 - 0
Bangkok Hookers vs Chiang Mai Chiefs,
The Red Light District Street Hos look to put it on the Chiefs this week, free of charge. The Chiefs Chemistry issues might help fight off what the Hos are spreadin', but it won't help them on the field.
Hookers find their Nut - 57 - 36
Seoul Snatchers vs Panay Phoenix,
The Snatchers are trying to work their way through some Chemistry issues to reach 3 - 0 and they'll have to dodge the rising Phoenix this week. In a game that could wind up closer than it looks.
Snatchers snatch it in the 4th - 45 - 37
Manilla Death Squad vs Manila Pack,
In the Battle for Manilla there'll be no contest. The Death Squad brings the #1 offense to run wild on the Pack. It'll be bloody and last about 4 quarters. Just the way the Death Squad likes it.
Death Squad - 191 - 3
N. J. Beaver Hunters vs Macau Scorpions,
The flat tail pelt trappers have it going on early, sporting the 2nd ranked offense. Their getting it done on the ground and in the air. Leaving no place for a bucktooth cameltoe to hide. They'll run into the #2 defense this week in Macau, but the scorpions sting won't be so bad, and the boys from N. J. will improve to 3 - 0.
Beaver Hunters cruise - 93 - 20
Tibet Psychonauts vs Burma Black Dragons,
The Tibet nutjobs bring the #2 run game to face the #3 D in the conference. The Fire Breathers are dealing with the chemistry bug and it's sure to hurt them in this one Tibet will get to 3 - 0 and show themselves as one of the contenders. The Dragons will get better as they go, but their fire will be snuffed out in this one.
Psychos - 86 - 24
Hong Kong Triads vs Seoul Men,
In what could be the closest game of the week, the Men of Seoul try to get their first win of the season against Hong Kong. The triads will prove to be a little much for the 0 - 2 Men and will find a way to get it done.
Hong Kong - 44 - 38
Game of the Week -
Shanghai Tigers vs Macau Gamblers,
In our only battle of unbeatens, the Tigers get their first real test of the year. This one has the potential to come down to a forced fumble. But in the end the Gamlbers will make the right Read and double up.
Macau - 56 - 34
