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Ever watch a porn and think to yourself, WTF? Who would like that shit? Or, ever watch something that interrupts your stroke 'cause it's so damn annoying?

Here's my list:

1. When the music sucks
2. When the chicks irritating, repetative moaning doesn't even sync with her lips or the action that's going on.
3. When they try to act.
4. When they do positions that require so much effort that it takes the pleasure out of it.

#3 hahahahahah

When the keep showing the shot from the view of the mans ass and focus on only the penetration.
I like to see the tits too goddamnit.

when its in high def... lets face it, most of them have some sort of ugly feature(and sometimes STDs) that gets magnified by this wonderful technology...

When they are interviewing the chick before the dick comes in and take it somewhere that is in no way sexy. Making her admit to being a whore? Awesome. Asking her about her kids? Cooked Spaghetti.

i hate the randomness of the horrific acting...heres one i watched.. goes a dude walks up to a girl that has a dog and has lost dog papers in his hand and claims the dog she has is his and the next thing you know they are at his place and she is getting straigh pounded.!

See I like the acting.
It's like mixing two of my favorite things, comedy and pr0n.

Originally posted by jays52
When they are interviewing the chick before the dick comes in and take it somewhere that is in no way sexy. Making her admit to being a whore? Awesome. Asking her about her kids? Cooked Spaghetti.

LMAO @ cooked spaget! WTF!?

Originally posted by sirallan
See I like the acting.
It's like mixing two of my favorite things, comedy and pr0n.


QFT...

And it's believable acting for me really...

I mean how smart do you think these chicks are!?!?

They're probably acting their ASS off (literally) for how few brain cells they have.

Originally posted by driftinggrifter
When the keep showing the shot from the view of the mans ass and focus on only the penetration.
I like to see the tits too goddamnit.

This.

Also:

MMF threesomes where the guys interact with each other
Girls who don't make any noise
Guys who make too much noise
When the acting takes more than 5 or so minutes
Incest
Actors who leave before the actual sex scenes start (and never come back)

Originally posted by eb45
Guys who make too much noise

god this.
Watch 20 minutes of pr0n and then that happens - I just forget it.

Spam... that's all I have to say about that..

Check out any movie made by Jack The Zipper. After watching his stuff, i don't want to watch any other porn that isn't made in a similar fashion.

http://www.jackthezipper.com/main.htm

"Blacklight Beauty" changes the way i see porn.

fat bitches..........

interracial.....