aite, this is a long story but its pretty funny, but since some of u cant seem to be able to read ma typin, fuck off, but if u can listen to dis story.
so its 6:51 in da mornin, i am still slightly drunk and sippin on a bud, but anyway went to see some of ma homies down webster hall East village (TIIIIIGHT joint if u NY). we out bustin on da floor doin ma thang and so me and ma homie marcus go up to these two 10s (im talkin sexy honeeez) and we gettin down to some grindin. the chick turns and seys to me, "you and ur sexy friend are comin back to mine" and gives ur boi a wink, kinda out of nower. so me and marcus are like daeeeeeeem and go with her, her friend (marcus bitch) comes also. so we get in da door this bout 2 AM aftera crazy night out, we get some vodka shots goin and smokin a bit of dat juice, she gets a bitch touchy feely and starts takin her hand downstairs (u kno wat i mean) so this leads to play time, so i go into her room and begin bangin dis bitch, im doin a gd job, i finish and head back outta the bedroom door. And there is Marcus lyin dere out cold........... so im like wtf i try wakin him up bt no luck. that bitch i hit up (names Jacinda or sumfin like dat) is asleep on da bed. so i dnt kno wat to do, i kick back on da sofa and wait for marcus to wake up. The front door then opens and some dude comes in the door. Big brickhouse white boi and hes pissed. the conversation went somfin like dis,
"wat the fuck are you doin here? who are you?" he gettin pumped
"errrrrrrrr......im Ricky and ma unconcious buddy is marcus, we are your electritions come for your checkup" I DONT KNO WHY I SED THIS, I WAS DRUNK/HIGH!
"oh reli, why wud an electrician be here at 2:30 in the mornin?"
"becus we herd u mite of had a blackout?"
"you are a general bonehead arent you?" unsympathetic
"yes" laughin ma ass off havin a gd time, u know how it is
.anyway the dudes like raging and walks to the bedroom, sees da broad out on the bed asleep, not wearin much........he turns around, and i kno who he is, hes da bitches boyfriend. usually i aint no pussy, but dis dude was piiiiiiiiiiiised off and looked like he was gna kill ur boi. so im like shit and i bail outta da house still very drunk i run a cuple blocks down the street and round da corner comes this white cadillac, aint sure of the model, tinted windows. and its the whiteboi from da house, makin the effort u kno wat i mean. so i sprint further down the road and bail into the subway lower eastside station. so im sittin on the train beggin the doors to close. then i see the boi runnin down the stairs and goin for the train. the doors begin to close bt he gets on the carrige one further down. im just sittin in ma seat thinkin of an escape plan................bt no luck. the dude comes through the carrige door and sees me sitting ther, and since there is no one else on the train he begins to kick ma ass. so hes hittin me with rights and lefts in the ribs and im gettin bruises all ova, so i decide if had enuf and swing a right heymaker. i used to box and i was a linebacker wen i played football so im a hefty muthfucka but i aint agressive off the field or away from the ring, but unlukily for teh boi he takes it to the cheek and is flat out on the teh floor or the train. now wat da fuck am i suposed to do? so i go a cuple of carriges down and leave the dude lyin there. get off at grand central and go stay at ma man DJ's house for a bit and head off home and here i am...... still tryin to get a hold of marcus but he aint pickin up. ur boi mite get into a lil bit of truble if that dude goes to the po-po about dis, but rite now i dont care......DAT BITCH WAS WORTH IT!
im off to bed.
peace x
so its 6:51 in da mornin, i am still slightly drunk and sippin on a bud, but anyway went to see some of ma homies down webster hall East village (TIIIIIGHT joint if u NY). we out bustin on da floor doin ma thang and so me and ma homie marcus go up to these two 10s (im talkin sexy honeeez) and we gettin down to some grindin. the chick turns and seys to me, "you and ur sexy friend are comin back to mine" and gives ur boi a wink, kinda out of nower. so me and marcus are like daeeeeeeem and go with her, her friend (marcus bitch) comes also. so we get in da door this bout 2 AM aftera crazy night out, we get some vodka shots goin and smokin a bit of dat juice, she gets a bitch touchy feely and starts takin her hand downstairs (u kno wat i mean) so this leads to play time, so i go into her room and begin bangin dis bitch, im doin a gd job, i finish and head back outta the bedroom door. And there is Marcus lyin dere out cold........... so im like wtf i try wakin him up bt no luck. that bitch i hit up (names Jacinda or sumfin like dat) is asleep on da bed. so i dnt kno wat to do, i kick back on da sofa and wait for marcus to wake up. The front door then opens and some dude comes in the door. Big brickhouse white boi and hes pissed. the conversation went somfin like dis,
"wat the fuck are you doin here? who are you?" he gettin pumped
"errrrrrrrr......im Ricky and ma unconcious buddy is marcus, we are your electritions come for your checkup" I DONT KNO WHY I SED THIS, I WAS DRUNK/HIGH!
"oh reli, why wud an electrician be here at 2:30 in the mornin?"
"becus we herd u mite of had a blackout?"
"you are a general bonehead arent you?" unsympathetic
"yes" laughin ma ass off havin a gd time, u know how it is
.anyway the dudes like raging and walks to the bedroom, sees da broad out on the bed asleep, not wearin much........he turns around, and i kno who he is, hes da bitches boyfriend. usually i aint no pussy, but dis dude was piiiiiiiiiiiised off and looked like he was gna kill ur boi. so im like shit and i bail outta da house still very drunk i run a cuple blocks down the street and round da corner comes this white cadillac, aint sure of the model, tinted windows. and its the whiteboi from da house, makin the effort u kno wat i mean. so i sprint further down the road and bail into the subway lower eastside station. so im sittin on the train beggin the doors to close. then i see the boi runnin down the stairs and goin for the train. the doors begin to close bt he gets on the carrige one further down. im just sittin in ma seat thinkin of an escape plan................bt no luck. the dude comes through the carrige door and sees me sitting ther, and since there is no one else on the train he begins to kick ma ass. so hes hittin me with rights and lefts in the ribs and im gettin bruises all ova, so i decide if had enuf and swing a right heymaker. i used to box and i was a linebacker wen i played football so im a hefty muthfucka but i aint agressive off the field or away from the ring, but unlukily for teh boi he takes it to the cheek and is flat out on the teh floor or the train. now wat da fuck am i suposed to do? so i go a cuple of carriges down and leave the dude lyin there. get off at grand central and go stay at ma man DJ's house for a bit and head off home and here i am...... still tryin to get a hold of marcus but he aint pickin up. ur boi mite get into a lil bit of truble if that dude goes to the po-po about dis, but rite now i dont care......DAT BITCH WAS WORTH IT!
im off to bed.
peace x
Last edited Apr 14, 2009 05:43:33
