Purples Dominate, Dawgs' Fans Show Displeasure
Times Picayune
Peter Finney
There are few sports rivalries that compare to a Louisiana Georgia rivalry. LSU battling UGA for SEC dominance, or the Falcons and the Saints going head to head for a bid of the NFC South crown come to mind, but those pale in comparison to the Georgia Dawgs NOLA Brah!!! K&B Purples. There are few teams and team's fan's that hate each other as much as these two, and that was evident this past Saturday. By the time Dulymus punched in his second score of the day, the game was all but over, but don't tell that to the fans.
Right before the end of the third quarter, the mayhem began. It started with the chant, "Butt Head" referring to the Purples starting Strong Safety, Stick Mark. Mark was diagnosed with a very rare form of turret's syndrome where unlike those who can not control their vulgar language, Mark can not control head butting.
Then they started on Sadrick Ellis, throwing panties on the field. Ellis has been plagued with such ridicule after mistakenly putting on a former Purples Cheerleader's under garments after reportedly being caught in the showers by Snacks and a host of possible sponsors. In his haste, Ellis threw on the purple garments and scurried out of the showers, and right into the sight of several K&B Veterans.
Then they finally started throwing batteries and certain adult toys. Rumor has it this was directed at QB Drew Breees. When asked about the game and taunting Breees only stated, "Score board".
Ellis gave his input on the game, "Look man, Georgia is full of haters! Yeah, so what, I wore some women's draws. They were purple and made from mink. They make me feel pretty. Why you hating on my purple furry draws? Is it because you can't afford sexy, purple, mink, pimpity pimping draws? As for the Dawgs, they are garbage. We have Gris Gris, a purple pussy cat. That's style, that's flavor. What the hell is the name of their back woods flea bag anyway?"
What should not go lost in the mayhem is the performance by Dulymus who netted 110 yards on 24 carries with two TDs and Newly Acquired Allen Matthews who recorded his first sack as a Purple. "I was brought in here to compete, and that is what I will do. I am not as involved in the whole Georgia rival thing as some of the guys in the locker room. I just go out there and try to do my job."
When asked about his team's performance, Snacks commented on Robert Meacham. "The team was really worried that the anal yeast infection that kept him out of the entire last season would flare up and keep him out of this game. we were happy to get the discharge down to a manageable level and he was able to contribute. If not for Boudreaux's Butt Paste, I don't know if he would have seen the field."
The Purples come home and face the Ramrods for a pivotal match up with the Purples play off hopes in the balance. I suspect the FEMA Dome will be rocking!
Times Picayune
Peter Finney
There are few sports rivalries that compare to a Louisiana Georgia rivalry. LSU battling UGA for SEC dominance, or the Falcons and the Saints going head to head for a bid of the NFC South crown come to mind, but those pale in comparison to the Georgia Dawgs NOLA Brah!!! K&B Purples. There are few teams and team's fan's that hate each other as much as these two, and that was evident this past Saturday. By the time Dulymus punched in his second score of the day, the game was all but over, but don't tell that to the fans.
Right before the end of the third quarter, the mayhem began. It started with the chant, "Butt Head" referring to the Purples starting Strong Safety, Stick Mark. Mark was diagnosed with a very rare form of turret's syndrome where unlike those who can not control their vulgar language, Mark can not control head butting.
Then they started on Sadrick Ellis, throwing panties on the field. Ellis has been plagued with such ridicule after mistakenly putting on a former Purples Cheerleader's under garments after reportedly being caught in the showers by Snacks and a host of possible sponsors. In his haste, Ellis threw on the purple garments and scurried out of the showers, and right into the sight of several K&B Veterans.
Then they finally started throwing batteries and certain adult toys. Rumor has it this was directed at QB Drew Breees. When asked about the game and taunting Breees only stated, "Score board".
Ellis gave his input on the game, "Look man, Georgia is full of haters! Yeah, so what, I wore some women's draws. They were purple and made from mink. They make me feel pretty. Why you hating on my purple furry draws? Is it because you can't afford sexy, purple, mink, pimpity pimping draws? As for the Dawgs, they are garbage. We have Gris Gris, a purple pussy cat. That's style, that's flavor. What the hell is the name of their back woods flea bag anyway?"
What should not go lost in the mayhem is the performance by Dulymus who netted 110 yards on 24 carries with two TDs and Newly Acquired Allen Matthews who recorded his first sack as a Purple. "I was brought in here to compete, and that is what I will do. I am not as involved in the whole Georgia rival thing as some of the guys in the locker room. I just go out there and try to do my job."
When asked about his team's performance, Snacks commented on Robert Meacham. "The team was really worried that the anal yeast infection that kept him out of the entire last season would flare up and keep him out of this game. we were happy to get the discharge down to a manageable level and he was able to contribute. If not for Boudreaux's Butt Paste, I don't know if he would have seen the field."
The Purples come home and face the Ramrods for a pivotal match up with the Purples play off hopes in the balance. I suspect the FEMA Dome will be rocking!
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