Round 3! Round 3! Round 3! Round 3 is here!!
But first.........................a quick look back at season 2:
- Remember the quote: "Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!"?
Well..............Down goes CY! Down goes CY! Blues beat down Czech, yet again! Is it three times now, Blues?
- CKT got more than they could handle from Smexies. The Turtles ended up screwing themselves
http://www.wayodd.com/noindex2/funny-pictures-horny-turtle-0gi.jpg
- Knossos got run over by a Short Bus. Mmmmmm, road kill.
- And the Warlords finally realized they weren't Warlords after all. They were just a bunch of nerds playing a MMO football game in their rooms...................which is their parents basement.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA PLAYOFF RANKINGS****
*#1 Short Bus All-Stars (14-2) LW 1 - Short Bus made quick work of Knossos 52-3. The Minnies were never even in this one. Short Bus ran them over and left them on the side of the road like some fresh piece of roadkill
http://www.jimmyshangout.com/images/roadkill.jpg
Now that is a bad day. Getting killed AND painted over? Not fun.
But Wroclaw is up in the Zeta Championship game and last time the All Stars narrowly beat them by a single point.
Short Bus brings the #1 ground game in Zeta and the #3 defense which includes the #1 pass D and the #2 run D. Pretty impressive numbers and proves that Short Bus will be very tough to beat. Even in AA.
Next opponent: Wroclaw Mambas (13-3)
*#2 Wroclaw Mambas (13-3) LW 3 - Well Wroclaw, you represent the "non-BBB" teams in the Zeta title game. Congrats! It must feel weird being a EEA1 team and be considered an underdog to BBB teams. Pirgos came within 8 minutes of beating you in Round 2. But a real nice comeback in the last 7 minutes put you guys over the top and into Round 3 to face Short Bus.
The last time you went to the Drool-A-Plex you let Short Bus off the hook and let them take a 1 point win over you. Can't let it happen this time around.
The Mambas bring the #3 run game and the #3 run D to the title game against Short Bus. And let's not forget about that #1 punting game either. It's going to take everything the Mambas have in this one.
Next opponent: at Short Bus All-Stars (14-2)
**The Rest of Zeta**
Seeing how the last two losing teams made it this far, it was only right to send them off with a good bye and a hot chick pic
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (13-3) LW 2
Well Minnies you made it as far as you could go, but you just couldn't do a frickin thing against Short Bus!! So join the rest of the Zeta has been's, at least you will have a view from the top of the heap this week.
Oh, and here is a hot chick pic to keep you company at the top. Great season Minnies, go get'em next season!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/11Ashley/Ashley-19.jpg
#4 Pirgos Warlords (10-6) LW 4 Wow! What a run, Warlords! Squeaking into the playoffs and taking teams by surprise like a prison shower raping!! Very impressive season, you guys never gave up.
I can't give you guys too much crap, so take your hot chick pic and join the rest of the Zeta washed up teams!! The only team sitting above you is Knossos, so don't look up because I gave them a hot chick pic too and you never know what those filthy perverts will do while looking at it!
Good luck next season.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Denise/Denise-23.jpg
#5 Macedonia Trojans (14-2)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-3)
#7 Istanbul Hell Hounds (11-5)
#8 Luzitian Dynasty (10-6)
#9 The Gods (8-8)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (6-10)
#11 Banja Luka Boracs (5-11)
#12 Renegades of Funk (3-13)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (3-13)
#14 Greek Gods (3-13)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-14)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-16)
*****ROUND 3 ZETA PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta predictions record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1, Week 8: 9-0, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1, Week 13: 6-2, Week 14: 7-1, Week 15: 7-1, Week: 7-1
Overall: 89-14
GOW: - 7-6
Playoffs: 4-2
Round 1: 2-2, Round 2: 2-0, Round 3:
#2 Wroclaw Mambas (13-3) at #1 Short Bus All-Stars (14-2) = Short Bus All Stars - Well it's the Zeta title game and this one should be as close as the first meeting between these two teams. It's BBB vs A!!! These bitches really know how to represent!!
Going with my BBB roots in this one, but good luck to both teams and congrats on making it this far.
Good luck to Wroclaw and Short Bus in the Zeta Conference Championship!
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****ALPHA PLAYOFF RANKINGS****
*#1 Legal Smexies (16-0) LW 1 - The Smexies are just toying with teams right now! They put up 75 points in both play off games and haven't allowed more than 19 points to two very good teams.
They face the Danube Blues in the Alpha title game. The last time Smexies faced the Blues it was a 100-30 romp.
Not much else to say. These guys have dominated all season long and done it with class, style and smart fashion sense.
No bad outfits on the red carpet for these guys!
They play hard, they play tough, they look good in jeans and they kiss well......................uhm, so I'm told.
And I don't see any reason that they should stop dominating now.
Next opponent: Danube Blues (11-5)
*#2 Danube Blues (11-5) LW 4 - Well let it be known that the Danube Fucking Blues are the best BBB team in Alpha!! Way to represent, Blues!! Going 11-5 in the regular season, people thought you were down and out, but you proved the haters wrong and earned a spot in the Alpha title game by beating Czech Yourself......again!!
The ultimate underdogs in the Alpha playoffs!!
You will need everything you got in the next game. Nothing to lose, so bring your A game and do your best to make the Smexies sing the blues!!
Maybe use this speech as motivation for the game against the Smexies:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x403sf_was-it-over-when-the-germans-bombed_fun
Next opponent: at Legal Smexies (16-0)
**The Rest of Alpha**
Seeing how the last two losing teams made it this far, it was only right to send them off with a good bye and a hot chick pic
#3 Czech Yourself (13-3) LW 2
Well Czech, get ready for the Smexies............oh wait........you won't be playing the Smexies...........in fact...........you won't be playing anyone in the playoffs, because the Blues beat you............AGAIN!!!
I thought CY would DEFINITELY be the team to take down the Smexies and that would have been a great match up to watch too.
But it's get back to the rest of the Alpha "never was" teams with you!!!
But here's a hot chick pic to help you enjoy the ride back down.
You guys definitely earned it! Congrats on a great season 8, go dominate in season 9.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/08Natalie/Natalie-03.jpg
#4 Croatian Killer Turtles (12-4) LW 3
Oh CKT, I thought you could do it.......really. But once again you crush my hopes and dreams!
So it's back to the rest of the woulda', shoulda', coulda' teams in Alpha you go!!
Best of luck next season Killer Turtles, I'm sure you will be one of the top teams in season 9.
But making it this far did earn you a hot chick pic:
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/11Minnie/Minnie-04.jpg
#5 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (13-3)
#6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (11-5)
#7 Krakow Plumber's Crack (11-5)
#8 Average Joe's (10-6)
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (8-8)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (7-9)
#11 Hungarian Hitmen (5-11)
#12 Greece Lightning (5-11)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (3-13)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-14)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (1-15)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-16)
*****ROUND 3 ALPHA PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Alpha predictions record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0, Week 8: 7-1, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1, Week 13: 8-0, Week 14: 7-1, Week 15: 8-0, Week 16: 6-2
Overall: 90-14
GOW: 9-4
Playoffs: 4-2
Round 1: 3-1, Round 2: 1-1, Round 3:
#3 Danube Blues (11-5) at #1 Legal Smexies (16-0) = Legal Smexies - Here we go!! Alpha Championship Game!! Blues vs Smexies!! Both have proved to be the cream of Alpha and it's going to be a take no prisoners brawl!!
Of course you know you have to go with the Smexies here. Why not? They dominated season 8.
Good luck to the Legal Smexies and the Danube Blues in the Alpha Conference Championship
Round 3 is underway!!
Smexies vs Blues in Alpha and All Stars vs Mambas in Zeta!!
Whichever teams win, get to play for the Pimp Cup!! http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm127/jbunnynigguh/40ozPimpCupBlackLg.jpg
It's GLB family fucking fun!!!
I've still got Smexies vs Short Bus in the EEA1 Pimp Cup game, BUT as usual I reserve the right to change my prediction at anytime should either of my picks lose.
But first.........................a quick look back at season 2:
- Remember the quote: "Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!"?
Well..............Down goes CY! Down goes CY! Blues beat down Czech, yet again! Is it three times now, Blues?
- CKT got more than they could handle from Smexies. The Turtles ended up screwing themselves
http://www.wayodd.com/noindex2/funny-pictures-horny-turtle-0gi.jpg
- Knossos got run over by a Short Bus. Mmmmmm, road kill.
- And the Warlords finally realized they weren't Warlords after all. They were just a bunch of nerds playing a MMO football game in their rooms...................which is their parents basement.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA PLAYOFF RANKINGS****
*#1 Short Bus All-Stars (14-2) LW 1 - Short Bus made quick work of Knossos 52-3. The Minnies were never even in this one. Short Bus ran them over and left them on the side of the road like some fresh piece of roadkill
http://www.jimmyshangout.com/images/roadkill.jpg
Now that is a bad day. Getting killed AND painted over? Not fun.
But Wroclaw is up in the Zeta Championship game and last time the All Stars narrowly beat them by a single point.
Short Bus brings the #1 ground game in Zeta and the #3 defense which includes the #1 pass D and the #2 run D. Pretty impressive numbers and proves that Short Bus will be very tough to beat. Even in AA.
Next opponent: Wroclaw Mambas (13-3)
*#2 Wroclaw Mambas (13-3) LW 3 - Well Wroclaw, you represent the "non-BBB" teams in the Zeta title game. Congrats! It must feel weird being a EEA1 team and be considered an underdog to BBB teams. Pirgos came within 8 minutes of beating you in Round 2. But a real nice comeback in the last 7 minutes put you guys over the top and into Round 3 to face Short Bus.
The last time you went to the Drool-A-Plex you let Short Bus off the hook and let them take a 1 point win over you. Can't let it happen this time around.
The Mambas bring the #3 run game and the #3 run D to the title game against Short Bus. And let's not forget about that #1 punting game either. It's going to take everything the Mambas have in this one.
Next opponent: at Short Bus All-Stars (14-2)
**The Rest of Zeta**
Seeing how the last two losing teams made it this far, it was only right to send them off with a good bye and a hot chick pic
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (13-3) LW 2
Well Minnies you made it as far as you could go, but you just couldn't do a frickin thing against Short Bus!! So join the rest of the Zeta has been's, at least you will have a view from the top of the heap this week.
Oh, and here is a hot chick pic to keep you company at the top. Great season Minnies, go get'em next season!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/11Ashley/Ashley-19.jpg
#4 Pirgos Warlords (10-6) LW 4 Wow! What a run, Warlords! Squeaking into the playoffs and taking teams by surprise like a prison shower raping!! Very impressive season, you guys never gave up.
I can't give you guys too much crap, so take your hot chick pic and join the rest of the Zeta washed up teams!! The only team sitting above you is Knossos, so don't look up because I gave them a hot chick pic too and you never know what those filthy perverts will do while looking at it!
Good luck next season.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Denise/Denise-23.jpg
#5 Macedonia Trojans (14-2)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-3)
#7 Istanbul Hell Hounds (11-5)
#8 Luzitian Dynasty (10-6)
#9 The Gods (8-8)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (6-10)
#11 Banja Luka Boracs (5-11)
#12 Renegades of Funk (3-13)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (3-13)
#14 Greek Gods (3-13)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-14)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-16)
*****ROUND 3 ZETA PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta predictions record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1, Week 8: 9-0, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1, Week 13: 6-2, Week 14: 7-1, Week 15: 7-1, Week: 7-1
Overall: 89-14
GOW: - 7-6
Playoffs: 4-2
Round 1: 2-2, Round 2: 2-0, Round 3:
#2 Wroclaw Mambas (13-3) at #1 Short Bus All-Stars (14-2) = Short Bus All Stars - Well it's the Zeta title game and this one should be as close as the first meeting between these two teams. It's BBB vs A!!! These bitches really know how to represent!!
Going with my BBB roots in this one, but good luck to both teams and congrats on making it this far.
Good luck to Wroclaw and Short Bus in the Zeta Conference Championship!
__________________________________________________________________________________________________
****ALPHA PLAYOFF RANKINGS****
*#1 Legal Smexies (16-0) LW 1 - The Smexies are just toying with teams right now! They put up 75 points in both play off games and haven't allowed more than 19 points to two very good teams.
They face the Danube Blues in the Alpha title game. The last time Smexies faced the Blues it was a 100-30 romp.
Not much else to say. These guys have dominated all season long and done it with class, style and smart fashion sense.
No bad outfits on the red carpet for these guys!
They play hard, they play tough, they look good in jeans and they kiss well......................uhm, so I'm told.
And I don't see any reason that they should stop dominating now.
Next opponent: Danube Blues (11-5)
*#2 Danube Blues (11-5) LW 4 - Well let it be known that the Danube Fucking Blues are the best BBB team in Alpha!! Way to represent, Blues!! Going 11-5 in the regular season, people thought you were down and out, but you proved the haters wrong and earned a spot in the Alpha title game by beating Czech Yourself......again!!
The ultimate underdogs in the Alpha playoffs!!
You will need everything you got in the next game. Nothing to lose, so bring your A game and do your best to make the Smexies sing the blues!!
Maybe use this speech as motivation for the game against the Smexies:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x403sf_was-it-over-when-the-germans-bombed_fun
Next opponent: at Legal Smexies (16-0)
**The Rest of Alpha**
Seeing how the last two losing teams made it this far, it was only right to send them off with a good bye and a hot chick pic
#3 Czech Yourself (13-3) LW 2
Well Czech, get ready for the Smexies............oh wait........you won't be playing the Smexies...........in fact...........you won't be playing anyone in the playoffs, because the Blues beat you............AGAIN!!!
I thought CY would DEFINITELY be the team to take down the Smexies and that would have been a great match up to watch too.
But it's get back to the rest of the Alpha "never was" teams with you!!!
But here's a hot chick pic to help you enjoy the ride back down.
You guys definitely earned it! Congrats on a great season 8, go dominate in season 9.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/08Natalie/Natalie-03.jpg
#4 Croatian Killer Turtles (12-4) LW 3
Oh CKT, I thought you could do it.......really. But once again you crush my hopes and dreams!
So it's back to the rest of the woulda', shoulda', coulda' teams in Alpha you go!!
Best of luck next season Killer Turtles, I'm sure you will be one of the top teams in season 9.
But making it this far did earn you a hot chick pic:
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/11Minnie/Minnie-04.jpg
#5 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (13-3)
#6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (11-5)
#7 Krakow Plumber's Crack (11-5)
#8 Average Joe's (10-6)
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (8-8)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (7-9)
#11 Hungarian Hitmen (5-11)
#12 Greece Lightning (5-11)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (3-13)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-14)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (1-15)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-16)
*****ROUND 3 ALPHA PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Alpha predictions record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0, Week 8: 7-1, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1, Week 13: 8-0, Week 14: 7-1, Week 15: 8-0, Week 16: 6-2
Overall: 90-14
GOW: 9-4
Playoffs: 4-2
Round 1: 3-1, Round 2: 1-1, Round 3:
#3 Danube Blues (11-5) at #1 Legal Smexies (16-0) = Legal Smexies - Here we go!! Alpha Championship Game!! Blues vs Smexies!! Both have proved to be the cream of Alpha and it's going to be a take no prisoners brawl!!
Of course you know you have to go with the Smexies here. Why not? They dominated season 8.
Good luck to the Legal Smexies and the Danube Blues in the Alpha Conference Championship
Round 3 is underway!!
Smexies vs Blues in Alpha and All Stars vs Mambas in Zeta!!
Whichever teams win, get to play for the Pimp Cup!! http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm127/jbunnynigguh/40ozPimpCupBlackLg.jpg
It's GLB family fucking fun!!!
I've still got Smexies vs Short Bus in the EEA1 Pimp Cup game, BUT as usual I reserve the right to change my prediction at anytime should either of my picks lose.
Last edited Apr 15, 2009 19:03:55
