Okay here are the rankings after game 15. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Legal Smexies (15-0) LW 1 - Oh, another day, another win. Same old, same old fort he powerhouse Smexies. But could the hallucinations be the team to bring a 1 into the Smexies L column?
Prolly not, but they should put up a fight.
Next opponent: #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (11-4)
*#2 Czech Yourself (13-2) LW 2 - Alright Czech Yourself. Recess is over. After toying with the Tigers 212-0, it's time to get back to work. Danube Blues are up next. And with the Blues it's like picking up a hooker in Hollywood, you just never know what you're going to get.
Next opponent: at #7 Danube Blues (10-5)
*#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (12-3) LW 3 - Nice season Wolfpack. I admit, I expected the BBB1 teams to roll past the other teams in EEA1, but you guys proved to be excellent competition in Alpha by scoring wins over Czech, CKT and the Blues. Enjoy you're 13th win while playing the Tycoons, you guys definitely earned it..
Next opponent: #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-15)
*#4 Croatian Killer Turtles (11-4) LW 4 - A bit of a surprise in CKT. Although I figured them to be one of the three dominating teams in Alpha, along with Czech and Smexies, I didn't expect these guys to have four losses. Just shows the kind of competition in EEA1. But a 12-4 record is inevitable with Belmont up next and you get a home playoff game.
Next opponent: at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-13)
*#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (11-4) LW 5 - 11-5 isn't bad at all for Amsterdam. these guys kept up with the big dogs and managed to stay under the radar as well. All of their losses were fairly close and no one really dominated them. Before you knew it these guys were a force to reckon with.
Although it seems a shame to end the season with the Smexies and probably a loss, but the playoffs are here and then the real fun begins.
Next opponent: at #1 Legal Smexies (15-0)
*#6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (10-5) LW 6 - Another strong team that will contend for the Pimp Cup. This team is another good team from BBB that made it's mark this season.
Enjoy that eleventh win in the next game.
Next opponent: at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (1-14)
*#7 Danube Blues (10-5) LW 7 - I think everybody from BBB1 expected a lot more from the Blues, none more than the Blues themselves. But this team is still good enough to beat any team and make it as the sacrificial lamb to the Smexies.
Czech Yourself is the last game on the schedule and then it's off to the playoffs!
Next opponent: #2 Czech Yourself (13-2)
#8 Average Joe's (9-6) LW 8 - #8 is the last undecided playoff spot open. The two contenders are the Joe's and the Gryphons. And guess who you Joe's are playing in the last game?............that's right, it's the Gryphons!
Nice job, schedule makers!
Next opponent: at #9 Bohemia Gryphons (8-7)
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (8-7) LW 9 - The Gryphon's could be one game away from the post season party. A win against the Joe's could slide them into that last open spot. A loss and it's.............well, it's 8-8 and too little too late.
Next opponent: #8 Average Joe's (9-6)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-9) LW 10 - Gotta' say, the Wolverines made something respectable out of a season that looked doomed from the start. Putting together a four game win streak that included a win over CKT was not too shabby.
One more win and it's time to start planning for season 9.
Next opponent: #13 Wallachia Impalers (3-12)
#11 Hungarian Hitmen (5-10) LW 11 - The Hitmen whacked themselves off more than whacking their opponents off.......................something doesn't sound right about that, but all I know is you usually have to pay double for that kind of action.
Next opponent: #12 Greece Lightning (4-11)
#12 Greece Lightning (4-11) LW 12 - At least this last game the Lightning have a shot at winning. See you next season.
Next opponent: at #11 Hungarian Hitmen (5-10)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (3-12) LW 13 - The Impalers were the ones getting impaled the most this season. And a thirteenth loss seems almost a certainty.
That deserves a hot chick:
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/10Gina/Gina-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-9)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-13) LW 14 - This team deserves a wedgie………..a hot chick wedgie.
http://www.danshamptons.com/content/danspapers/issue07_2007/images/FR/wedgie.jpg
Next opponent: #4 Croatian Killer Turtles (11-4)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (1-14) LW 15 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/03kelly/Kelly-04.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (10-5)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-15) LW 16 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/03donna/Donna-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (12-3)
*****WEEK 16 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0, Week 8: 7-1, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1, Week 13: 8-0, Week 14: 7-1, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 84-12
GOW: 9-3
#12 Greece Lightning (4-11) at #11 Hungarian Hitmen (5-10) = Hungarian Hitmen - Not a game that really matters, but it would clarify who really is the best of the bottom feeders.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Wallachia Impalers (3-12) at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-9) = Wildflecken Wolverines - Put your money on the Wolverines.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Average Joe's (9-6) at #9 Bohemia Gryphons (8-7) = Average Joe's - This is what the end of the season is all about! Two teams fighting for that last playoff spot!
Go Joe's!
Game Rating: 5/6 beers - For the Joe's and Gryphons players, it might be best to watch this one from you're local, friendly, neighborhood strip joint. At least if your team loses and gets knocked from the playoffs, you can cry into some nice soft boobies! Mmmmmm, boobies.
#2 Czech Yourself (13-2) at #7 Danube Blues (10-5) = Czech Yourself - It's a EEBBB1 rivalry that has stood the test of time.......................or at least one season. Time to get this one on!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (11-4) at #1 Legal Smexies (15-0) = Legal Smexies - As much fun as it would be to see a huge upset, I don't think it will happen.........................but if it does, I called it here first!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-15) at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (12-3) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Yes! Ufa did it! 0-16! 0-16! 0-16! All that hard work paid off!...................oh and congrats on the win Wolfpack.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (10-5) at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (1-14) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - That Crack needs a tan! So hit the beautiful beaches of Nyhgrz#$!456eaha and work on your tan line, Krakow!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#4 Croatian Killer Turtles (11-4) at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-13) = Croatian Killer Turtles - Oh my. This one won't be pretty at all. In fact, I'm giving this one a XXX rating for how bad the Fire Seers will get f***ed!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Czech Yourself (13-2) at #7 Danube Blues (10-5) - Well, we had the Smexies and Hallucinations, which is a great match up but we know who is most likely to win. The Gryphons and Joe's, which is a great match up and is a do or die situation. But Czech and Danube are a good rivalry match up that I just couldn't resist putting in the GOW.
So..............................41-34 Blues! Last season's win over the eventual EEBBB1 Champs, Czech Yourself! No more f**king around! This time there is blood on the line! Sending this one to the last Thunder Dome of the season!
Two teams enter, one team leaves! Anything goes inside Thunder Dome! Name calling, "your momma" cracks, nut stomping, eye gouging, kick to the taint family fun!!
Let's do this shit!!
27/48 beers! Blues/Yourself! Smexies/Hallucinations! Gryphons/Joe's! Three great match ups! And 27 beers to boot! Make them good quality beers for the last regular season game! Breakout the Chimay's, the Black Noddy's and maybe even try a Monty Python's Holy Ale, which is tempered over burning witches!
So grab your coconuts and round up the knights as we go on our own quest for the EEA1 Holy Grail:
http://msp295.photobucket.com/albums/mm127/jbunnynigguh/40ozPimpCupBlackLg.jpg
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Legal Smexies (15-0) LW 1 - Oh, another day, another win. Same old, same old fort he powerhouse Smexies. But could the hallucinations be the team to bring a 1 into the Smexies L column?
Prolly not, but they should put up a fight.
Next opponent: #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (11-4)
*#2 Czech Yourself (13-2) LW 2 - Alright Czech Yourself. Recess is over. After toying with the Tigers 212-0, it's time to get back to work. Danube Blues are up next. And with the Blues it's like picking up a hooker in Hollywood, you just never know what you're going to get.
Next opponent: at #7 Danube Blues (10-5)
*#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (12-3) LW 3 - Nice season Wolfpack. I admit, I expected the BBB1 teams to roll past the other teams in EEA1, but you guys proved to be excellent competition in Alpha by scoring wins over Czech, CKT and the Blues. Enjoy you're 13th win while playing the Tycoons, you guys definitely earned it..
Next opponent: #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-15)
*#4 Croatian Killer Turtles (11-4) LW 4 - A bit of a surprise in CKT. Although I figured them to be one of the three dominating teams in Alpha, along with Czech and Smexies, I didn't expect these guys to have four losses. Just shows the kind of competition in EEA1. But a 12-4 record is inevitable with Belmont up next and you get a home playoff game.
Next opponent: at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-13)
*#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (11-4) LW 5 - 11-5 isn't bad at all for Amsterdam. these guys kept up with the big dogs and managed to stay under the radar as well. All of their losses were fairly close and no one really dominated them. Before you knew it these guys were a force to reckon with.
Although it seems a shame to end the season with the Smexies and probably a loss, but the playoffs are here and then the real fun begins.
Next opponent: at #1 Legal Smexies (15-0)
*#6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (10-5) LW 6 - Another strong team that will contend for the Pimp Cup. This team is another good team from BBB that made it's mark this season.
Enjoy that eleventh win in the next game.
Next opponent: at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (1-14)
*#7 Danube Blues (10-5) LW 7 - I think everybody from BBB1 expected a lot more from the Blues, none more than the Blues themselves. But this team is still good enough to beat any team and make it as the sacrificial lamb to the Smexies.
Czech Yourself is the last game on the schedule and then it's off to the playoffs!
Next opponent: #2 Czech Yourself (13-2)
#8 Average Joe's (9-6) LW 8 - #8 is the last undecided playoff spot open. The two contenders are the Joe's and the Gryphons. And guess who you Joe's are playing in the last game?............that's right, it's the Gryphons!
Nice job, schedule makers!
Next opponent: at #9 Bohemia Gryphons (8-7)
#9 Bohemia Gryphons (8-7) LW 9 - The Gryphon's could be one game away from the post season party. A win against the Joe's could slide them into that last open spot. A loss and it's.............well, it's 8-8 and too little too late.
Next opponent: #8 Average Joe's (9-6)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-9) LW 10 - Gotta' say, the Wolverines made something respectable out of a season that looked doomed from the start. Putting together a four game win streak that included a win over CKT was not too shabby.
One more win and it's time to start planning for season 9.
Next opponent: #13 Wallachia Impalers (3-12)
#11 Hungarian Hitmen (5-10) LW 11 - The Hitmen whacked themselves off more than whacking their opponents off.......................something doesn't sound right about that, but all I know is you usually have to pay double for that kind of action.
Next opponent: #12 Greece Lightning (4-11)
#12 Greece Lightning (4-11) LW 12 - At least this last game the Lightning have a shot at winning. See you next season.
Next opponent: at #11 Hungarian Hitmen (5-10)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (3-12) LW 13 - The Impalers were the ones getting impaled the most this season. And a thirteenth loss seems almost a certainty.
That deserves a hot chick:
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/10Gina/Gina-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-9)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-13) LW 14 - This team deserves a wedgie………..a hot chick wedgie.
http://www.danshamptons.com/content/danspapers/issue07_2007/images/FR/wedgie.jpg
Next opponent: #4 Croatian Killer Turtles (11-4)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (1-14) LW 15 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/03kelly/Kelly-04.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (10-5)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-15) LW 16 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/03donna/Donna-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (12-3)
*****WEEK 16 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0, Week 8: 7-1, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1, Week 13: 8-0, Week 14: 7-1, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 84-12
GOW: 9-3
#12 Greece Lightning (4-11) at #11 Hungarian Hitmen (5-10) = Hungarian Hitmen - Not a game that really matters, but it would clarify who really is the best of the bottom feeders.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Wallachia Impalers (3-12) at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (6-9) = Wildflecken Wolverines - Put your money on the Wolverines.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Average Joe's (9-6) at #9 Bohemia Gryphons (8-7) = Average Joe's - This is what the end of the season is all about! Two teams fighting for that last playoff spot!
Go Joe's!
Game Rating: 5/6 beers - For the Joe's and Gryphons players, it might be best to watch this one from you're local, friendly, neighborhood strip joint. At least if your team loses and gets knocked from the playoffs, you can cry into some nice soft boobies! Mmmmmm, boobies.
#2 Czech Yourself (13-2) at #7 Danube Blues (10-5) = Czech Yourself - It's a EEBBB1 rivalry that has stood the test of time.......................or at least one season. Time to get this one on!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (11-4) at #1 Legal Smexies (15-0) = Legal Smexies - As much fun as it would be to see a huge upset, I don't think it will happen.........................but if it does, I called it here first!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-15) at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (12-3) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Yes! Ufa did it! 0-16! 0-16! 0-16! All that hard work paid off!...................oh and congrats on the win Wolfpack.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (10-5) at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (1-14) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - That Crack needs a tan! So hit the beautiful beaches of Nyhgrz#$!456eaha and work on your tan line, Krakow!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#4 Croatian Killer Turtles (11-4) at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-13) = Croatian Killer Turtles - Oh my. This one won't be pretty at all. In fact, I'm giving this one a XXX rating for how bad the Fire Seers will get f***ed!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Czech Yourself (13-2) at #7 Danube Blues (10-5) - Well, we had the Smexies and Hallucinations, which is a great match up but we know who is most likely to win. The Gryphons and Joe's, which is a great match up and is a do or die situation. But Czech and Danube are a good rivalry match up that I just couldn't resist putting in the GOW.
So..............................41-34 Blues! Last season's win over the eventual EEBBB1 Champs, Czech Yourself! No more f**king around! This time there is blood on the line! Sending this one to the last Thunder Dome of the season!
Two teams enter, one team leaves! Anything goes inside Thunder Dome! Name calling, "your momma" cracks, nut stomping, eye gouging, kick to the taint family fun!!
Let's do this shit!!
27/48 beers! Blues/Yourself! Smexies/Hallucinations! Gryphons/Joe's! Three great match ups! And 27 beers to boot! Make them good quality beers for the last regular season game! Breakout the Chimay's, the Black Noddy's and maybe even try a Monty Python's Holy Ale, which is tempered over burning witches!
So grab your coconuts and round up the knights as we go on our own quest for the EEA1 Holy Grail:
http://msp295.photobucket.com/albums/mm127/jbunnynigguh/40ozPimpCupBlackLg.jpg
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
Last edited Apr 26, 2009 09:33:38
