Okay here are the rankings after game 15. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Macedonia Trojans (13-2) LW 1 - Well the last game of the season is here and it won't be an easy one. The Hell Hounds come to town and are ready to try and knock you guys down a peg. With two other teams with 13-2 records you can't afford a loss, it would cost you that #1 ranking throughout the playoffs.
Next opponent: #6 Istanbul Hell Hounds (11-4)
*#2 Short Bus All-Stars (13-2) LW 3 - Short Bus has played three top teams in their last three games and have beaten them all. The last game is no exception. Going to Banja Luka to face the Funky Bunch doesn't make it easy. A win here and a Trojans loss vaults you to #1..............something to think about.
Next opponent: at #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-2)
*#3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-2) LW 4 - OK Funky Bunch. The Mafia provided a nice day of rest for you guys, but it's time to break the Funk out! Short Bus provides a huge test for you guys in the last game of the regular season.
Next opponent: #2 Short Bus All-Stars (13-2)
*#4 Wroclaw Mambas (12-3) LW 5 - The Mambas dismantled ROF 52-12. The other veteran EEA1 team is the last team left to play on the schedule. A win here secures a home game in the playoffs.
Next opponent: #7 Luzitian Dynasty (10-5)
*#5 Knossos Minotaurs (12-3) LW 2 - A loss to Short Bus drops the Minnie's to #5, but at least the last game is a given W and an extra couple days to prepare for the playoffs.
Next opponent: #14 Greek Gods (3-12)
*#6 Istanbul Hell Hounds (11-4) LW 6 - Istanbul started off strong winning their first nine games. But after losing four in a row, they are out of the running for a post season home game. The Trojans are the last team to play before the post season begins.
Not nice at all, schedule makers.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (13-2)
*#7 Luzitian Dynasty (10-5) LW 7 - The Dynasty are in the playoffs, but with only two wins over playoff bound teams doesn't bode well for Luzitian. The last game pits the Dynasty against the Mambas. Getting a win over a .500 or better team would really look good right before the playoffs.
Next opponent: at #4 Wroclaw Mambas (12-3)
*#8 Pirgos Warlords (9-6) LW 8 - The Warlords are the roller coaster team of Zeta. They won games they should have lost. They lost games they should have won. Yet they scratched and clawed their way to the post season fiesta. As long as you made it, what happened in the regular season doesn't matter.
Next opponent: #12 Renegades of Funk (3-12)
#9 The Gods (7-8) LW 9 - Yes, Pedro, 8-8 is where you will be at the end of the regular season. An automatic win comes with the Warsaw Mafia and a chance to hand out a few of these:
http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/wedgie.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/pgill/wedgie-41628.jpg
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa6/JoeBeavis/Wedgie.jpg
http://firstkids.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/wedgie.gif
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/bikini_wedgie.jpg
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-15)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-10) LW 10 - The J.T.'s come off three straight losses to end up playing the CPU Devils.
What a nice way to end a season.
Next opponent: at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-13)
#11 Banja Luka Boracs (4-11) LW 11 - Not much to say, but try to end a low season on a high mark. Beating the Bandits would do that........................told you not much to say.
Next opponent: at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (3-12)
#12 Renegades of Funk (3-12) LW 12 - Oy! ROF, I think instead of playing the last game, you guys might have more fun at a Hannah Montana concert.
I'll buy you guys tickets...........just go.
Next opponent: at #8 Pirgos Warlords (9-6)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (3-12) LW 13 - See Boracs comments, just substitute bandits for Boracs.
Next opponent: #11 Banja Luka Boracs (4-11)
#14 Greek Gods (3-12) LW 14 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/08jennifer/Jennifer-04.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Knossos Minotaurs (12-3)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-13) LW 15 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/05heidi/Heidi-13.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-10)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-15) LW 16 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/01shantelle/Shantelle-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 The Gods (7-8)
*****WEEK 16 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1, Week 8: 9-0, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1, Week 13: 6-2, Week 14: 7-1, Week 15: 7-1
Overall: 82-13
GOW: - 6-6
#11 Banja Luka Boracs (4-11) at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (3-12) = ? - Last chance to ask the Magic 8 Ball!
Oh all knowing Magic 8 Ball will the Boracs beat the Bandits in a final crappy match up of the season?
http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=3&q=http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/&ei=ZpzLSbOZCJDmnQf3_qTYCQ&usg=AFQjCNF1RJZMvHic28ji8NqR_EODWSl5Rw
"My Sources Say No"
Oooh, now that does sound mystical and magical!
Magic 8 Ball picks the Bandits!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-10) at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-13) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - Enjoy the last win of your season J.T.'s!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-15) at #9 The Gods (7-8) = The Gods - Give those undies hell when passing out the wedgies, Gods!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#12 Renegades of Funk (3-12) at #8 Pirgos Warlords (9-6) = Pirgos Warlords - Yay! ROF! Way to go! You shall be entering the teens in losses!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Greek Gods (3-12) at #5 Knossos Minotaurs (12-3) = Knossos Minotaurs - Minnie's are half man and hung like a bull and they will use it on these Greek Gods.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (10-5) #4 Wroclaw Mambas (12-3) = Wroclaw Mambas - Actually a pretty good match up. I will stick with the Mambas to make the Dynasty, Die-nasty.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#2 Short Bus All-Stars (13-2) at #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-2) = Short Bus All Stars - A great match up between two 13-2 teams and playoff positioning at stake!! Short Bus is on a roll, so I'm sticking with the All Stars.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#6 Istanbul Hell Hounds (11-4) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (13-2) = Macedonian Trojans - Trojans should make the Hell Hounds into Hell Bitches.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Short Bus All-Stars (13-2) at #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-2) - What a great way to end the regular season!
Funky Bunch vs All Stars! Why does that sound like a 70's roller derby match up?
Rankings are at stake! Playoff $$$ are at stake! Lives of women and children everywhere are at stake! The sun may not rise, dogs and cats will be friends.......IT'S HELL ON EARTH, PEOPLE!!!!
There can be only one...................so let's do this shit!!
24/48 beers! Oh yeah! Time to put the liver to work! Three great match ups this time around! Trojans vs Hell Hounds! Mambas vs Dynasty! And the GOW, All Stars vs Funky Bunch! The only thing that could make waking up so early for GLB, is to do it with a morning GLB chubby!
Enjoy the games!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Macedonia Trojans (13-2) LW 1 - Well the last game of the season is here and it won't be an easy one. The Hell Hounds come to town and are ready to try and knock you guys down a peg. With two other teams with 13-2 records you can't afford a loss, it would cost you that #1 ranking throughout the playoffs.
Next opponent: #6 Istanbul Hell Hounds (11-4)
*#2 Short Bus All-Stars (13-2) LW 3 - Short Bus has played three top teams in their last three games and have beaten them all. The last game is no exception. Going to Banja Luka to face the Funky Bunch doesn't make it easy. A win here and a Trojans loss vaults you to #1..............something to think about.
Next opponent: at #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-2)
*#3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-2) LW 4 - OK Funky Bunch. The Mafia provided a nice day of rest for you guys, but it's time to break the Funk out! Short Bus provides a huge test for you guys in the last game of the regular season.
Next opponent: #2 Short Bus All-Stars (13-2)
*#4 Wroclaw Mambas (12-3) LW 5 - The Mambas dismantled ROF 52-12. The other veteran EEA1 team is the last team left to play on the schedule. A win here secures a home game in the playoffs.
Next opponent: #7 Luzitian Dynasty (10-5)
*#5 Knossos Minotaurs (12-3) LW 2 - A loss to Short Bus drops the Minnie's to #5, but at least the last game is a given W and an extra couple days to prepare for the playoffs.
Next opponent: #14 Greek Gods (3-12)
*#6 Istanbul Hell Hounds (11-4) LW 6 - Istanbul started off strong winning their first nine games. But after losing four in a row, they are out of the running for a post season home game. The Trojans are the last team to play before the post season begins.
Not nice at all, schedule makers.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (13-2)
*#7 Luzitian Dynasty (10-5) LW 7 - The Dynasty are in the playoffs, but with only two wins over playoff bound teams doesn't bode well for Luzitian. The last game pits the Dynasty against the Mambas. Getting a win over a .500 or better team would really look good right before the playoffs.
Next opponent: at #4 Wroclaw Mambas (12-3)
*#8 Pirgos Warlords (9-6) LW 8 - The Warlords are the roller coaster team of Zeta. They won games they should have lost. They lost games they should have won. Yet they scratched and clawed their way to the post season fiesta. As long as you made it, what happened in the regular season doesn't matter.
Next opponent: #12 Renegades of Funk (3-12)
#9 The Gods (7-8) LW 9 - Yes, Pedro, 8-8 is where you will be at the end of the regular season. An automatic win comes with the Warsaw Mafia and a chance to hand out a few of these:
http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/wedgie.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/pgill/wedgie-41628.jpg
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa6/JoeBeavis/Wedgie.jpg
http://firstkids.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/wedgie.gif
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/bikini_wedgie.jpg
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-15)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-10) LW 10 - The J.T.'s come off three straight losses to end up playing the CPU Devils.
What a nice way to end a season.
Next opponent: at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-13)
#11 Banja Luka Boracs (4-11) LW 11 - Not much to say, but try to end a low season on a high mark. Beating the Bandits would do that........................told you not much to say.
Next opponent: at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (3-12)
#12 Renegades of Funk (3-12) LW 12 - Oy! ROF, I think instead of playing the last game, you guys might have more fun at a Hannah Montana concert.
I'll buy you guys tickets...........just go.
Next opponent: at #8 Pirgos Warlords (9-6)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (3-12) LW 13 - See Boracs comments, just substitute bandits for Boracs.
Next opponent: #11 Banja Luka Boracs (4-11)
#14 Greek Gods (3-12) LW 14 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/08jennifer/Jennifer-04.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Knossos Minotaurs (12-3)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-13) LW 15 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/05heidi/Heidi-13.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-10)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-15) LW 16 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/01shantelle/Shantelle-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 The Gods (7-8)
*****WEEK 16 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1, Week 8: 9-0, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1, Week 13: 6-2, Week 14: 7-1, Week 15: 7-1
Overall: 82-13
GOW: - 6-6
#11 Banja Luka Boracs (4-11) at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (3-12) = ? - Last chance to ask the Magic 8 Ball!
Oh all knowing Magic 8 Ball will the Boracs beat the Bandits in a final crappy match up of the season?
http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=3&q=http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/&ei=ZpzLSbOZCJDmnQf3_qTYCQ&usg=AFQjCNF1RJZMvHic28ji8NqR_EODWSl5Rw
"My Sources Say No"
Oooh, now that does sound mystical and magical!
Magic 8 Ball picks the Bandits!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-10) at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-13) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - Enjoy the last win of your season J.T.'s!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-15) at #9 The Gods (7-8) = The Gods - Give those undies hell when passing out the wedgies, Gods!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#12 Renegades of Funk (3-12) at #8 Pirgos Warlords (9-6) = Pirgos Warlords - Yay! ROF! Way to go! You shall be entering the teens in losses!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Greek Gods (3-12) at #5 Knossos Minotaurs (12-3) = Knossos Minotaurs - Minnie's are half man and hung like a bull and they will use it on these Greek Gods.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (10-5) #4 Wroclaw Mambas (12-3) = Wroclaw Mambas - Actually a pretty good match up. I will stick with the Mambas to make the Dynasty, Die-nasty.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#2 Short Bus All-Stars (13-2) at #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-2) = Short Bus All Stars - A great match up between two 13-2 teams and playoff positioning at stake!! Short Bus is on a roll, so I'm sticking with the All Stars.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#6 Istanbul Hell Hounds (11-4) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (13-2) = Macedonian Trojans - Trojans should make the Hell Hounds into Hell Bitches.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Short Bus All-Stars (13-2) at #3 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (13-2) - What a great way to end the regular season!
Funky Bunch vs All Stars! Why does that sound like a 70's roller derby match up?
Rankings are at stake! Playoff $$$ are at stake! Lives of women and children everywhere are at stake! The sun may not rise, dogs and cats will be friends.......IT'S HELL ON EARTH, PEOPLE!!!!
There can be only one...................so let's do this shit!!
24/48 beers! Oh yeah! Time to put the liver to work! Three great match ups this time around! Trojans vs Hell Hounds! Mambas vs Dynasty! And the GOW, All Stars vs Funky Bunch! The only thing that could make waking up so early for GLB, is to do it with a morning GLB chubby!
Enjoy the games!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
Last edited Apr 26, 2009 07:13:21
