Here we are, down to the wire, and so am I; this is going to be about as down-and-dirty as it gets.
South African Ratels vs. Gabon Glocks - Not just a "duh" moment, but with a little luck the Rabids could be looking at a higher playoff seed. Here's the chance to not only pad the stats but build up some possible tiebreaker points.
Prediction: Rabids can't tilt the scoreboard, either
African Fever vs. Tanzania Lumberjacks - Hotheads have a chance at redemption in their second consecutive Game of the Week. They were embarrassed a bit by the Dessert Carts the last time out and were not happy about it. Woodys have their second shot at the top spot since the Most Favored and Blessed Ashanti Empire of Ghana knocked them off earlier this season. This should be another barn-burner.
Prediction: Woodys take the regular-season throne
Quiçama Park Rangers vs. Durban DesertHawks - Jellystoners are a tiebreaker out of a home playoff game coming into this one. They've been on a roll coming into this game with wins in 9 of their last 10 but have their work cut out for them with two of the top three standing in their way for the last two games. Dessert Carts don't have an easy end to their schedule, either, with the Bloody Mess to follow in the season-ender. You've got to love a season schedule that puts everything on the line right up until the end.
Prediction: In another real barn-burner, Dessert outdoes Jelly
Madagascar Serpent Eagles vs. Ghana Ashanti Empire - The Flying Snakes™ are no pushover, and this should be another edge-of-your-seat kind of game. Make your own pick here.
Djibouti Booties vs. Pullman Sinsations - One team has my favorite team avatar, the other team has my favorite player avatar. This is all the analysis I can do for this game. Any more and ColaCock will need a tissue.
Prediction: Da Booty in a high-scoring affair
Zambia Zombies vs. Comoros Killer Whales - Free Willys should be taking the rest of the season to evaluate that offense. Ungrateful Dead should be taking the rest of the season to evaluate Africa A5 and A6.
Prediction: Free Willys, and it won't be pretty
Monrovia Blood Diamonds vs. Zambezi Silverbacks - Bloody Mess just keeps leaving other teams bloodied. That's some good defense going on over there. Big Monkeys are realizing that much like radja's love live, this just isn't their season.
Prediction: As much as it would help me out, I just don't see the Big Monkeys getting it done
Comoros Lions vs. Namibia Wildehond - The Bad Doggies have watched as an undefeated season turned into a nightmare. The Shaved Kitties saw the same thing but it started a whole lot earlier. I see some frustration being taken out here.
Prediction: Bad Doggies take this one apart like an angry dog chasing a cat
There it is - short, sweet and to the point, just like most of you will find your performance the first time a girl takes pity on you and agrees to have sex with you for that pittance you're offering to pay her. Until next time, have at the comments, and play nice.
South African Ratels vs. Gabon Glocks - Not just a "duh" moment, but with a little luck the Rabids could be looking at a higher playoff seed. Here's the chance to not only pad the stats but build up some possible tiebreaker points.
Prediction: Rabids can't tilt the scoreboard, either
African Fever vs. Tanzania Lumberjacks - Hotheads have a chance at redemption in their second consecutive Game of the Week. They were embarrassed a bit by the Dessert Carts the last time out and were not happy about it. Woodys have their second shot at the top spot since the Most Favored and Blessed Ashanti Empire of Ghana knocked them off earlier this season. This should be another barn-burner.
Prediction: Woodys take the regular-season throne
Quiçama Park Rangers vs. Durban DesertHawks - Jellystoners are a tiebreaker out of a home playoff game coming into this one. They've been on a roll coming into this game with wins in 9 of their last 10 but have their work cut out for them with two of the top three standing in their way for the last two games. Dessert Carts don't have an easy end to their schedule, either, with the Bloody Mess to follow in the season-ender. You've got to love a season schedule that puts everything on the line right up until the end.
Prediction: In another real barn-burner, Dessert outdoes Jelly
Madagascar Serpent Eagles vs. Ghana Ashanti Empire - The Flying Snakes™ are no pushover, and this should be another edge-of-your-seat kind of game. Make your own pick here.
Djibouti Booties vs. Pullman Sinsations - One team has my favorite team avatar, the other team has my favorite player avatar. This is all the analysis I can do for this game. Any more and ColaCock will need a tissue.
Prediction: Da Booty in a high-scoring affair
Zambia Zombies vs. Comoros Killer Whales - Free Willys should be taking the rest of the season to evaluate that offense. Ungrateful Dead should be taking the rest of the season to evaluate Africa A5 and A6.
Prediction: Free Willys, and it won't be pretty
Monrovia Blood Diamonds vs. Zambezi Silverbacks - Bloody Mess just keeps leaving other teams bloodied. That's some good defense going on over there. Big Monkeys are realizing that much like radja's love live, this just isn't their season.
Prediction: As much as it would help me out, I just don't see the Big Monkeys getting it done
Comoros Lions vs. Namibia Wildehond - The Bad Doggies have watched as an undefeated season turned into a nightmare. The Shaved Kitties saw the same thing but it started a whole lot earlier. I see some frustration being taken out here.
Prediction: Bad Doggies take this one apart like an angry dog chasing a cat
There it is - short, sweet and to the point, just like most of you will find your performance the first time a girl takes pity on you and agrees to have sex with you for that pittance you're offering to pay her. Until next time, have at the comments, and play nice.
