Warrior General Games

Its obviously pretty tough to put together a pro bowl roster, especially seeing that stat wise, the East has got two CPU teams, vs. zero in the West.

So I say if you guys want, you can nominate team MVPs and highlight their performance here.

We've got three we'd like to highlight.

As always...

Warren Slop- 122 tackles, league leader in sacks (57) and hurries (65). Also top ten in forced fumbles (11). 22 tackles for losses.

I think Warren proved this year that he's unberfable.

James Robertson- Our powerback averaged 6.7 yards a carry, for a shade under 2,000 total yards, and 34 touchdowns. Notched 150 brk tackles.

Our Offensive Line- Snappers, Teabag, Hutt, Rolling, Stomper, Unibomber, Bear, Filler, and Peppers. Averaging level 49 across 9 guys, these dudes were pretty unstoppable this year. The guys netted 1178 pancakes, 222.3 rushing yards a game, 5.4 yards a carry, and 288.6 passing yards a game, while giving up only 12 total sacks and 47 hurries.

your projected pro bowl players are skewed. The leading researchers are sitting on evidence that Warren Slop is very much berfable.

I forget who did it last season, but if we could get the script he used or something that would be awesome.

What exactly is unberfable?

Originally posted by catcher_0_3
What exactly is unberfable?

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a nerf is something that game developers put into a games release when a certain aspect is too powerful.

think the pistol from halo 1. it was just way too power, everyone ended up using that gun, so it was nerfed in subsequent versions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerf_(computer_gaming)

some examples from GLB might be AGI DEs last season. They got "nerfed" last season. I GLB, some people called nerfs "berfs". its just a play on bort and nerf, lol.

so they could try and berf Warren Slop, but he's unberfable. hahahaha.

Lynchburg DE Brett Jalonack!!!

dawgs, I think your Oline is probably the best all around Oline in the A7 for both rushing and passing. I like my Oline, may not get the pancake numbers but you can't beat their ability to stop pass rushers (took back the #1 least sacks allowed this past week!! w00t)

I'll nominate Sammie Maroney(1st teamer) and Chris Boynkins(backup-second teamer) but I will also throw in a Special Teamer and all around contributor on defense in Daft Dave41.

Maroney: 284 broken tackles, 31 TDs (+1 receiving), 0 Fumbles on 464 carries. A true workhorse back that will be around a long, long time.

Chris Boynkins(second team): 3rd in conf in sacks, 3rd in conf in hurries. 49% of teams total sacks (team 2nd in conference in sacks) - was berfed and still produces consistently

Daft Dave41(ST nomination): 6th in conf in FFum(14), 20+ special teams tackles (good for 2nd on team), has directly lead to all 7 of our fumble returns for TD. 48 total tackles, 7 hurries, and a real sweet INT (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=382694&pbp_id=6615219). A true behind the scenes guy for our team who loves ST work.

It's too much trouble to select players when you have studs at every position. We're getting it done, and that's all that matters. We're looking to add another ring this season, so give Slop the message to stay outta our way or we'll make him look silly.

Originally posted by flyinillini98
It's too much trouble to select players when you have studs at every position. We're getting it done, and that's all that matters. We're looking to add another ring this season, so give Slop the message to stay outta our way or we'll make him look silly.

I can't wait to see that last game of the season.

Originally posted by josh2otter
Originally posted by flyinillini98

It's too much trouble to select players when you have studs at every position. We're getting it done, and that's all that matters. We're looking to add another ring this season, so give Slop the message to stay outta our way or we'll make him look silly.

I can't wait to see that last game of the season.

Yes yes, I know, you're taking Compton...I've heard it all before...

I don't know. I heard that Fresno is loaded with studs at every position. It should be a good game.

Originally posted by flyinillini98
Originally posted by josh2otter

Originally posted by flyinillini98


It's too much trouble to select players when you have studs at every position. We're getting it done, and that's all that matters. We're looking to add another ring this season, so give Slop the message to stay outta our way or we'll make him look silly.

I can't wait to see that last game of the season.

Yes yes, I know, you're taking Compton...I've heard it all before...

I could care less. I lost to both of you, just looking to see a damn good game in a battle for playoff position.

we are and it should...I could cite examples but then Slop probably wouldn't be available for his next interview...

We'll find out tomorrow if it means anything to the playoff positions, if Project Mayhem wins it means nothing to Fresno as we'll be #2 regardless, if Tallahassee wins we'll be #1 if we beat Compton, #3 if we lose.

As long as Compton beats Dallas tomorrow, it means nothing to Compton's position either way. However, if Tallahassee wins they determine who they play round 2 of the playoffs.

No big shakeups whatever happens.