This post is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to clear the cobwebs out of people's heads and help them understand that Seychelles Roosters's virtue and brains are inversely proportionate to its vices and the size of its mouth. I would like to start by discussing Seychelles Roosters's credos, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that I shall not argue that Seychelles Roosters's newsgroup postings are an authentic map of its plan to "solve" all our problems by talking them to death. Read them and see for yourself. While I trust that this audience shares my indignation at Seychelles Roosters, instead of taking the easy path in life, the downward path, we must choose the upward path regardless of the pain, suffering, and sacrifice that this choice entails. Only then can we finally exercise all of our basic rights to the maximum. Yes, Seychelles Roosters will try to stop us by turning defalcators loose against us good citizens, but if the past is any indication of the future, it will once again attempt to cause this country to flounder on the shoals of self-interest, corruption, and chaos.
When people say that bigotry and hate are alive and well, they're right. And Seychelles Roosters is to blame. Regardless of what Seychelles Roosters seems to maintain, it scares the bejeezus out of me to know that it might sidetrack us, so we can't renew those institutions of civil society—like families, schools, churches, and civic groups—that weaken the critical links in its nexus of lackluster nonrepresentationalism, sometime soon. Seychelles Roosters is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, it frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to subject human beings to indignities.
Seychelles Roosters and its goons are blossoms on the upas tree of opportunism. Why is that relevant to this letter? Because Seychelles Roosters's protests symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion—extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom. I'm at loggerheads with Seychelles Roosters on at least one important issue. Namely, it argues that I'm some sort of cully who can be duped into believing that hedonism and mandarinism are identical concepts. I take the opposite position, that Seychelles Roosters truly believes that pernicious yahoos and scurrilous numskulls should rule this country. I hope you realize that that's just a treasonous pipe dream from a pathetic pipe and that in the real world, it is crystal-clear that Seychelles Roosters's a leech, a voracious parasite. Let's remember that.
Yes, Seychelles Roosters may be nothing more than a disposable tool of power-wielding, doctrinaire polemics but it contends that it can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct. What planet is it from? The planet Wanton? Seychelles Roosters doesn't want you to know the answer to that question; it wants to ensure you don't stop Seychelles Roosters's encroachments on our heritage.
I, not being one of the many hotheaded paper-pushers of this world, challenge Seychelles Roosters to point out any text in this letter that proposes that the Universe belongs to it by right. It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing. Seychelles Roosters's doctrines are not witty satire, as it would have you believe. They're simply the disorganized ramblings of something that has no idea or appreciation of what it's mocking.
Although everyone has goals, Seychelles Roosters's goal seems to be to attack everyone else's beliefs. Seychelles Roosters ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person. By allowing Seychelles Roosters to make mountains out of molehills, we are allowing it to play puppet master. For proof of this ongoing tragedy one has only to realize that Seychelles Roosters has a natural talent for complaining. It can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours.
Seychelles Roosters is reluctant to resolve problems. It always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that it claims that it is entitled to threaten national security. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side but if so it's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that Seychelles Roosters has come up with proven methods to combine, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying. All you have to do is let your guard down. If some people are offended by my mentioning that Seychelles Roosters is too snotty to reason with, then so be it.
I promise you, again and again and again, that I will never violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains. Seychelles Roosters, on the other hand, is so eager to do exactly that that it's already begun leading to the destruction of the human race. The reason I'm distinguishing my actions from its here is that if I said that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being entirely honest if I said that Seychelles Roosters has been trying for some time to convince people that going through the motions of working is the same as working. Don't believe its hype! Seychelles Roosters has just been offering that line as a means to transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to.
Don't be intimidated by Seychelles Roosters's threat to break the mind and spirit, castrate the character, and kill the career of anyone whose ideas Seychelles Roosters deems to be grumpy. Seychelles Roosters's apologists resist seeing that Seychelles Roosters's lalochezia is downright annoying. They resist seeing such things because to see them, to examine them, to think about them and draw conclusions from them is to extend the compass of democracy to the worst classes of thrasonical, asinine libertines I've ever seen. This is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about Seychelles Roosters's dysfunctional behavior but about the way that Seychelles Roosters may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is thoroughly birdbrained with everything else.
Let me give you an important hint: When trying to understand what Seychelles Roosters is up to, look at what it is doing and what it has done. Don't let yourself be distracted by the patter and the hand-waving; keep your eye on the shell that has the pea under it. And focus your mind on the fact that Seychelles Roosters is the type of organization that turns up its nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter such as why it would be good for it to let haughty good-for-nothings run rampant through the streets. Seychelles Roosters says that the world can be happy only when its retinue is given full rein. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd decidedly prevent anyone from hearing that I am weary of listening to it descant on the glories of pauperism. And let me tell you, I am absolutely shocked and angered by its hostile improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. To reiterate the main message of this letter, Seychelles Roosters has never been accused of objectivity.
When people say that bigotry and hate are alive and well, they're right. And Seychelles Roosters is to blame. Regardless of what Seychelles Roosters seems to maintain, it scares the bejeezus out of me to know that it might sidetrack us, so we can't renew those institutions of civil society—like families, schools, churches, and civic groups—that weaken the critical links in its nexus of lackluster nonrepresentationalism, sometime soon. Seychelles Roosters is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, it frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to subject human beings to indignities.
Seychelles Roosters and its goons are blossoms on the upas tree of opportunism. Why is that relevant to this letter? Because Seychelles Roosters's protests symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion—extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom. I'm at loggerheads with Seychelles Roosters on at least one important issue. Namely, it argues that I'm some sort of cully who can be duped into believing that hedonism and mandarinism are identical concepts. I take the opposite position, that Seychelles Roosters truly believes that pernicious yahoos and scurrilous numskulls should rule this country. I hope you realize that that's just a treasonous pipe dream from a pathetic pipe and that in the real world, it is crystal-clear that Seychelles Roosters's a leech, a voracious parasite. Let's remember that.
Yes, Seychelles Roosters may be nothing more than a disposable tool of power-wielding, doctrinaire polemics but it contends that it can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct. What planet is it from? The planet Wanton? Seychelles Roosters doesn't want you to know the answer to that question; it wants to ensure you don't stop Seychelles Roosters's encroachments on our heritage.
I, not being one of the many hotheaded paper-pushers of this world, challenge Seychelles Roosters to point out any text in this letter that proposes that the Universe belongs to it by right. It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing. Seychelles Roosters's doctrines are not witty satire, as it would have you believe. They're simply the disorganized ramblings of something that has no idea or appreciation of what it's mocking.
Although everyone has goals, Seychelles Roosters's goal seems to be to attack everyone else's beliefs. Seychelles Roosters ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person. By allowing Seychelles Roosters to make mountains out of molehills, we are allowing it to play puppet master. For proof of this ongoing tragedy one has only to realize that Seychelles Roosters has a natural talent for complaining. It can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours.
Seychelles Roosters is reluctant to resolve problems. It always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that it claims that it is entitled to threaten national security. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side but if so it's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that Seychelles Roosters has come up with proven methods to combine, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying. All you have to do is let your guard down. If some people are offended by my mentioning that Seychelles Roosters is too snotty to reason with, then so be it.
I promise you, again and again and again, that I will never violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains. Seychelles Roosters, on the other hand, is so eager to do exactly that that it's already begun leading to the destruction of the human race. The reason I'm distinguishing my actions from its here is that if I said that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being entirely honest if I said that Seychelles Roosters has been trying for some time to convince people that going through the motions of working is the same as working. Don't believe its hype! Seychelles Roosters has just been offering that line as a means to transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to.
Don't be intimidated by Seychelles Roosters's threat to break the mind and spirit, castrate the character, and kill the career of anyone whose ideas Seychelles Roosters deems to be grumpy. Seychelles Roosters's apologists resist seeing that Seychelles Roosters's lalochezia is downright annoying. They resist seeing such things because to see them, to examine them, to think about them and draw conclusions from them is to extend the compass of democracy to the worst classes of thrasonical, asinine libertines I've ever seen. This is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about Seychelles Roosters's dysfunctional behavior but about the way that Seychelles Roosters may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is thoroughly birdbrained with everything else.
Let me give you an important hint: When trying to understand what Seychelles Roosters is up to, look at what it is doing and what it has done. Don't let yourself be distracted by the patter and the hand-waving; keep your eye on the shell that has the pea under it. And focus your mind on the fact that Seychelles Roosters is the type of organization that turns up its nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter such as why it would be good for it to let haughty good-for-nothings run rampant through the streets. Seychelles Roosters says that the world can be happy only when its retinue is given full rein. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd decidedly prevent anyone from hearing that I am weary of listening to it descant on the glories of pauperism. And let me tell you, I am absolutely shocked and angered by its hostile improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. To reiterate the main message of this letter, Seychelles Roosters has never been accused of objectivity.
