Warrior General Games

Okay here are the rankings after game 12. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses

You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.

****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****

* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Macedonia Trojans (10-2) LW 1 - The Trojans stay atop the rankings with a 28-7 win over The Gods. Only two teams in the remaining four games pose any kind of threat to the Trojans top spot. The Dynasty get the next chance to knock them off.
Next opponent: at #7 Luzitian Dynasty (7-4)

*#2 Wroclaw Mambas (10-2) LW 2 - Wroclaw destroyed the Mafia 255-0. That puts them on a 5 game win streak and it couldn't have happened at a better time with the play offs just around the corner. The All-Stars are up next to derail the Mambas with play off rankings at stake.
Next opponent: #4 Short Bus All-Stars (9-2)

*#3 Knossos Minotaurs (10-2) LW 4 - Knossos just keeps churning out the tough wins. This time the Hell Hounds were they latest to fall to the Minnie's. Looks like the Minotaurs have earned a 2 weeks vacation with the Jive Turkeys and Mafia up next.
Next opponent: at #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-7)

*#4 Short Bus All-Stars (10-2) LW 5 - Okie dokie All-Stars. Vacation time is over and it's time to clock back in. Hope you got some sun and some fun in while on vacation, because you are going to need it. The final four remaining teams are ALL play off bound teams and you have your work cut out for you. It all starts with the Mambas first up next.
Next opponent: at #2 Wroclaw Mambas (9-2)

*#5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (10-2) LW 6 - Everything was Funkeriffic against the CPU Devils in the last game. They earned themselves a 179-0 win. They face a real team in the Hell Hounds up next.
Next opponent: at #4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-2)

*#6 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-3) LW 3 - The Hell Hounds have fallen and they can't get up. Three losses in a row and the Funky Bunch are wanting to make it #4. These hounds look used and abused.......................I think they were owned by Michael Vick.
Next opponent: #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (10-2)

#7 Luzitian Dynasty (8-4) LW 7 - The Dynasty are on a rampage! You guys should be well and rested to take on the #1 Trojans next. If they can get a win here or a loss by The Gods or Vancouver they are locked into a play off spot.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-2)

#8 Pirgos Warlords (7-5) LW 8 - The Warlords were upset by the Jive Turkeys in a 1 point loss. They should still be a lock fort he play offs though. With the Mafia, Greek Gods and ROF still on the schedule, it is almost assured.
Next opponent: at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-12)

#9 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-7) LW 10 - These Jive Turkeys still have some life left in them. Getting a big 31-30 win over Pirgos keeps their slim chances alive. They pretty much have to win ALL of their games and hope that Pirgos loses 3 of their last 4. That's a lot to ask. Better send some cases of beer to those teams left to play Pirgos to motivate them to win.
Next opponent: #3 Knossos Minotaurs (10-2)

#10 The Gods (5-7) LW 9 - The Gods are out of it. Time to pray for some wins to save face. At least Pedro can hand out wedgies to the Devils. Have fun!
Next opponent: at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-10)

#11 Banja Luka Boracs (3-9) LW 12 - Still a couple chances at wins left for the Boracs. 5-9 is still a possibility. Either way, let's just look at the hot chick pic
http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics24/lindsaylohanhairy.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Renegades of Funk (2-10)

#12 Greek Gods (3-9) LW 11 - Let's all take a moment and remember to savethe whales
http://www.gfxcomments.com/media/92/Funny-But-Stupid-People-Pictures-60-4JW06JL2V3.jpg
Next opponent: #13 Las Vegas Bandits (2-10)

#13 Las Vegas Bandits (2-10) LW 14 - Not much left to really play for here, but the Bandits owner stays at the computer working hard to improve his team
http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics24/howyoudoin.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Greek Gods (3-9)

#14 Renegades of Funk (2-10) LW 13 - It's either a good luck kiss or the kiss of death for ROF
http://www.realgf.com/galleries/a027/img/zvldsjbriuhvogv.jpg
Next opponent: #11 Banja Luka Boracs (3-9)

#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-10) LW 15 - And I thought this CPU team was bad...................not as bad as what some humans do
http://bobs-world.net/blog/media/blogs/a/dumbass.jpg
DUMB ASS!!
Next opponent: #10 The Gods (5-7)

#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-12) LW 16 - They should change their name to the Welcome Mats.
Next opponent: #8 Pirgos Warlords (7-5)

*****WEEK 13 PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1, Week 8: 9-0, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1, Week 12: 7-1
Overall: 62-10
GOW: - 5-4

#13 Las Vegas Bandits (2-10) at #12 Greek Gods (3-9) = Las Vegas Bandits - Finally!! A team the Bandits can rough up!! Go Bandits go!!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#10 The Gods (5-7) at #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-10) = The Gods - OMG!! It's the Bible Bowl!! Gods vs Devils!! Good vs Evil!! The salvation of all mankind is at stake in this one!! Gods should win and dedicate this one to Charleton Heston or Mel Gibson.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#11 Banja Luka Boracs (3-9) at #14 Renegades of Funk (2-10) = Banja Luka Boracs - Boracs or ROF? ROF or Boracs?
I would usually go to the Magic 8-Ball in a situation like this, but..............................who cares.
Just close your eyes and point your finger. Wherever your finger lands, that's who wins.
Mine landed on the Boracs.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#3 Knossos Minotaurs (10-2) at #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-7) = Knossos Minotaurs - A Minotaur with an axe against a disco dancing Turkey. Which one would you take?
I hear those Minnie's can get pretty nasty. I'm taking Knossos.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#8 Pirgos Warlords (7-5) at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-12) = Pirgos Warlords - Pirgos definitely needs a win here to get back into the race for one of the few play off spots left. Just leave the Mafia a $50 on the night stand when you're done.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#4 Short Bus All-Stars (10-2) at #2 Wroclaw Mambas (10-2) = Wroclaw Mambas - Short Bus need to keep pace with all the other 1`0-2 teams out there. Mambas need the same. Take this one to the GOW!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (10-2) at #4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-3) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Hell Hounds are looking like Hell Bitches and need to stop their downward spiral with a win. Funky Bunch need a win here to keep moving up. It's a good week to move up with some play off bound teams playing against each other.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#1 Macedonia Trojans (10-2) at #7 Luzitian Dynasty (8-4) = Macedonia Trojans - If the Dynasty win here they lock up a play off spot. If the Trojans win her they retain their #1 spot. Dynasty have been too inconsistent against former BBB teams, I'm picking the Trojans.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

*Game Of The Week*
#4 Short Bus All-Stars (10-2) at #2 Wroclaw Mambas (10-2) - Ohhhhh yeah!! Two 10-2 teams battling it out for play off rankings!! These two are neck and neck and jockeying to get higher!
Play off rankings at stake!!
All-Stars and Mambas duke it out on GOW, now in HD!!
Let's do this shit!!

26/48 beers! We are back over a case of brews! Three great Zeta match ups this time! We got the Funky Bunch and the Hell Hounds! We got the Trojans and the Dynasty! And the All-Stars and the Mambas in the GOW! Yes! Yes! Yes!........................and I'm spent.
Enjoy the games!!

Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!

YES!!Gods hand out the wedgies this week. My boxers are depleted from these past 5 games!!

Originally posted by pratt1130
YES!!Gods hand out the wedgies this week. My boxers are depleted from these past 5 games!!

I stopped wearing underwear after the Minotaurs game.

Originally posted by pedro617
Originally posted by pratt1130

YES!!Gods hand out the wedgies this week. My boxers are depleted from these past 5 games!!

I stopped wearing underwear after the Minotaurs game.

I was free ballin' today. As stated in the last weeks predictions.

Good write up once again- hopefully we beat the spread this time!

Originally posted by pedro617
Originally posted by pratt1130

YES!!Gods hand out the wedgies this week. My boxers are depleted from these past 5 games!!

I stopped wearing underwear after the Minotaurs game.

You can still wear underwear but just pre-cut the band so it rips easier... You can't say you don't learn anything on movies. Sheesh.

Another great write up, Assassin. Thanks for taking the time to do these.

I'm rooting for Macedonia Trojans this week.

Originally posted by Sithas
I'm rooting for Macedonia Trojans this week.

Yeah im taking bets on how long before you get banned again.

Originally posted by Asian_Sensation


You can still wear underwear but just pre-cut the band so it rips easier... You can't say you don't learn anything on movies. Sheesh.

What movie is that from?

I think the reason that Istanbul has been struggling in the past few games has been lack of focus and stamina. Rumor has it that my guys keep taking road trips to have their way with the Queen of Czech. From what I hear she begs them to come back again and again. I am really becoming annoyed because she keeps ripping the shirt right off their back and they expect me to buy them new jerseys. My equipment fund is depleted and my team is in shambles because of this broad. Then someone comes into the forum and predicts Istanbul will lose 4 straight - seems like insider trading to me!

Grow some balz you f'n bitch!!! BLFB will dominate this week! You should be ashamed of yourself for picking against your squad in this contest! I may only have a bottle of Absolute in my system, but I predict the BLFB's score to be 38-20 IF we play our backups!!!!! Predict with your brain SA, not your pecker... As we all know, that is only 3"............................................. But they say that is pretty WIDE for a Norwegian!!!

Originally posted by C Johnson
I think the reason that Istanbul has been struggling in the past few games has been lack of focus and stamina. Rumor has it that my guys keep taking road trips to have their way with the Queen of Czech. From what I hear she begs them to come back again and again. I am really becoming annoyed because she keeps ripping the shirt right off their back and they expect me to buy them new jerseys. My equipment fund is depleted and my team is in shambles because of this broad. Then someone comes into the forum and predicts Istanbul will lose 4 straight - seems like insider trading to me!

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1337315

She's a nimpho and will take all that she can get even if it is alot less than she is accustomed to from the Czech Yourself guys. Hows sloppy 50's?

Originally posted by chadj19
Grow some balz you f'n bitch!!! BLFB will dominate this week! You should be ashamed of yourself for picking against your squad in this contest! I may only have a bottle of Absolute in my system, but I predict the BLFB's score to be 38-20 IF we play our backups!!!!! Predict with your brain SA, not your pecker... As we all know, that is only 3"............................................. But they say that is pretty WIDE for a Norwegian!!!

loL ive been this drunk before on GLB.

Thanks for the great write up !!!