Warrior General Games

Okay here are the rankings after game 11. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses

You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.

****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****

#1 Legal Smexies (11-0) LW 1 - It's time for the big Alpha showdown. Will the Smexies be too smart and sexy for the Czech? Only one way to find out...................................IT'S A WALK OFF!!!
http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/86909/Zoolander_Walkoff.html
Next opponent: #2 Czech Yourself (10-1)

#2 Czech Yourself (10-1) LW 2 - All right. All the excuses are ready. The game plans are in and tactics set! It's time for Czech Yourself to put up or put out! Smexies are up next.
Next opponent: at #1 Legal Smexies (11-0)

#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (8-3) LW 3 - A solid win over the Gryphons after the loss to the Wolverines. You guys earned a vacation to sunny Njkutyyghazdeer32 to face the Tigers. Enjoy the food, the sun and the freezing temperatures of quaint Njyhgfrezswa.
Next opponent: at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-11)

#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-3) LW 5 - Two very tough games ahead for the Crack. Amsterdam is up first and this one could go either way. Nothing is locked up with 5 games left on the schedule.
Next opponent: at #6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-4)

#5 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (8-3) LW 6 - A two week vacation is in order for the Wolfpack. Belmont then the Hitmen are both up next. Time to go all sunshine Wolfpack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eONhto0x_nI
Next opponent: at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-9)

#6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-4) LW 4 - Amsterdam needs to get back to winning to keep ahead of the middle of the pack teams that are competing for a play off spot. A win here would really help their cause.
Next opponent: #4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-3)

#7 Danube Blues (7-4) LW 7 - The Blues lost a close one to the Wolfpack, 23-26. But they can still get 10 wins on the season and make it into the play offs and they can start here by getting a win over the Hitmen.
Next opponent: #11 Hungarian Hitmen (4-7)

#8 Average Joe's (7-4) LW 9 - The Joe's should get their 8th win against Wallachia, but the rest oft heir schedule is going to be very rough and they might have trouble getting a play off spot.
Next opponent: at #13 Wallachia Impalers (2-9)

#9 Bohemia Gryphons (6-5) LW 8 - Greece and Ufa represent wins 7 and 8 for Bohemia. But they will need to get wins over the last three remaining teams to make the post season. Could be hard to do against the high caliber teams they play in those games.
Next opponent: #12 Greece Lightning (3-8)

#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (5-6) LW 10 - The Wolverines are fighting for pride int he last five games. Two could be easy wins, but the other three will be hard to try and get a win against them. I'm pulling for ya Wolverines, but it just don't look that good.
Next opponent: #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-11)

#11 Hungarian Hitmen (4-7) LW 11 - The Hitmen will be singing the Blues in this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcYKKNNcjSo
Next opponent: at #7 Danube Blues (7-4)

#12 Greece Lightning (3-8) LW 12 - The Lightning picked the worst time to go to Bohemia. I mean there is nothing going on there right now. Next time go in October for the Oktoberfest! The beer, the food, the singing and dancing! It really makes the trip worth while! At least in October you can lose to them and still enjoy your trip.
Next opponent: at #9 Bohemia Gryphons (6-5)

#13 Wallachia Impalers (2-9) LW 13 - Well Impalers. It was a tough season and the ass kickings have no end in sight. If you can just get past the last five games in one piece, then season 9 will be here and you can do it all over again.
Next opponent: #8 Average Joe's (7-4)

#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-9) LW 14 - Read the Impalers, but insert Belmont Fire Seers for Impalers.
Next opponent: #5 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (8-3)

#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-11) LW 15 - You guys should really try and make CKT feel at home and keep them entertained while they are in town. Maybe they won't kick your asses too much. Hey, one can only hope, right?
Next opponent: #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (8-3)

#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-11) LW 16 - Well Tycoons, just five more games and then you can get your asses kicked by teams in BBB!
Next opponent: at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (5-6)


*****WEEK 12 PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0, Week 8: 7-1, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1
Overall: 54-10
GOW: 6-2

#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-11) at #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (5-6) = Wildflecken Wolverines - Automatic win for the Wolverines
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#12 Greece Lightning (3-8) at #9 Bohemia Gryphons (6-5) = Bohemia Gryphons - The Gryphons should cruise to a victory in this one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#8 Average Joe's (7-4) at #13 Wallachia Impalers (2-9) = Average Joe's - Nothing the Impalers can do to stop the Joes from winning.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#11 Hungarian Hitmen (4-7) at #7 Danube Blues (7-4) = Danube Blues - Danube needs a win in a bad way. Taking the Blues.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#5 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (8-3) at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-9) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Forget about it! Take the Wolfpack.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (8-3) at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-11) = Croatian Killer Turtles - Don't make me explain this choice. I mean really.....did the Tigers ever have a chance?
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-3) at #6 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-4) = ? - Going to the 8-Ball!
Oh, all mighty Magic 8-Ball! Will the Plumber's Crack beat the Hallucinations?
http://lord.xopl.com/ulpage3a/8-ball.html
Signs point to yes!
You got it straight from the Magic 8-Ball! Take Krakow to win.
Thank you once again all powerful Magic 8-Ball!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#2 Czech Yourself (10-1) at #1 Legal Smexies (11-0) = Legal Smexies - I'm just going to go with the Smexies here. But this is the game of the year and should be a good one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers - get a whole case for this one!

*Game Of The Week*
#2 Czech Yourself (10-1) at #1 Legal Smexies (11-0) - There is only one song, one video, one artist that is manly enough to embody this fight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8
The Mouths of the South, CY, takes on the Uber Team, the Legal Smexies!
Lock your doors and keep your children inside for this one!!
A brawl of biblical proportions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwkUosiayRA
Let's do this shit!!


23/48 beers! Woo hoo! Almost a full case! Only two games to really watch for this time around, but what great match ups they are!. Krakow vs Amsterdam and Czech vs Smexies! Enjoy the games and best of luck to your teams!


Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain

http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/86909/Zoolander_Walkoff.html

*Game Of The Week*
#2 Czech Yourself (10-1) at #1 Legal Smexies (11-0) - There is only one song, one video, one artist that is manly enough to embody this fight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8
The Mouths of the South, CY, takes on the Uber Team, the Legal Smexies!
Lock your doors and keep your children inside for this one!!
A brawl of biblical proportions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwkUosiayRA
Let's do this shit!!


Good stuff. So who is going to Beat It?

Wasn't really active here most of the season, just wanted to say that you do a pretty good job of these. Much appreciated man.

Can we get the Vegas line on the game of the week?

Also, I'd like to know the over/under.

I gotta meet with my bookie in a few hours for March Madness and I'd like to work this game in as well.

Thanks!

Smexies 74-Czech 27

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
The game plans are in and tactics set!

Remembering Czech's official excuse for their previous loss, I doubt this.

What, too soon?

Tactics set

I'm hoping the mexicans lose

I dunno about this hehehe maybe the CY pulls it off....(the game, not the shirts)

Originally posted by Skoll Wolfrun
Originally posted by Smiling Assasain


http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/86909/Zoolander_Walkoff.html

*Game Of The Week*
#2 Czech Yourself (10-1) at #1 Legal Smexies (11-0) - There is only one song, one video, one artist that is manly enough to embody this fight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8
The Mouths of the South, CY, takes on the Uber Team, the Legal Smexies!
Lock your doors and keep your children inside for this one!!
A brawl of biblical proportions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwkUosiayRA
Let's do this shit!!


Good stuff. So who is going to Beat It?

I call it - Mith in the matching white jacket / pant combo, J9 in red jacket, and Prince Darius in hat / glasses combo with the chicken head bobblehead shake

oh, wait, is this spreading rumors??????

Originally posted by Steel_Destroyer
Originally posted by Skoll Wolfrun

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain



http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/86909/Zoolander_Walkoff.html

*Game Of The Week*
#2 Czech Yourself (10-1) at #1 Legal Smexies (11-0) - There is only one song, one video, one artist that is manly enough to embody this fight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8
The Mouths of the South, CY, takes on the Uber Team, the Legal Smexies!
Lock your doors and keep your children inside for this one!!
A brawl of biblical proportions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwkUosiayRA
Let's do this shit!!


Good stuff. So who is going to Beat It?

I call it - Mith in the matching white jacket / pant combo, J9 in red jacket, and Prince Darius in hat / glasses combo with the chicken head bobblehead shake

oh, wait, is this spreading rumors??????

loL

Honestly theres no way in hell that Czech Yourself at its current level, builds, VA's, SA's should ever keep this one close. No team in this league atm should keep it close. If the Smexies lose it will be because the perfect gameplan was put in and a gamble was taken. Some of you will know what i'm talking about with that. Just a few of you though. I dont expect many of you to have any clue at all what i'm talking about.

It would take more than just the perfect gameplan. It would take turnovers. It would take pressure. It would take bas execution on the Smexies part of their gameplan and it would take tons and tons of sim luck and wouldnt hurt for us to boost and use temp boosts. Even with boosts though we still at this point should not beat this team. (were not using them because we want to see where we stand vs them w/out so we can get a better feel of where we will be in playoffs)

However, IF we do all of GLB will hear about it.

Originally posted by Khamul
I dunno about this hehehe maybe the CY pulls it off....(the game, not the shirts)

funny how someone with a gay videogame character in his avartar talking about men taking off their shirts.

Originally posted by -MITH-
...If the Smexies lose it will be because the perfect gameplan was put in and a gamble was taken. Some of you will know what i'm talking about with that. Just a few of you though. I dont expect many of you to have any clue at all what i'm talking about.



Double secret relaxed play?

Originally posted by JoSCh
Originally posted by -MITH-

...If the Smexies lose it will be because the perfect gameplan was put in and a gamble was taken. Some of you will know what i'm talking about with that. Just a few of you though. I dont expect many of you to have any clue at all what i'm talking about.



Double secret relaxed play?


Not even close.

If the Smexies lose then they screwed up big time. but its cool Im sure they will just throw their last games so they can remain in this league again.