Okay here are the rankings after game 10. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (10-0) LW 1 - The only undefeated team left in EEA1! Congrats Smexies! BUT WAIT!!!................a true challenge is up next in...........................UFA!!
Scared Smexies? Hmmmmmm?..............................I didn't think so, but I had to do something to liven up a terrible match up like that.
Enjoy yet another win, Smexies.
Next opponent: at #16 Ufa tycoons (0-10)
#2 Czech Yourself (9-1) LW 2 - 9-1 and #2 in Alpha isn't too bad a place to be. After the Amsterdam game the Smexies await Yourself. Huge game to look forward to.
And remember Mith, I want GOOD, creative excuses if you don't win.................you promised.
Next opponent: #4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-3)
#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (7-3) LW 3 - CKT has dropped two games in a row and need to get back on track quick to remain #3 going into the play offs. The Gryphons are the next road block to stand in your way.
Next opponent: #8 Bohemia Gryphons (6-4)
#4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-3) LW 4 - Nothing is locked up for Amsterdam. Two cream puffs and four tough teams remain left to play on the schedule. They really need to score some big wins to move past the other 7-3 teams and lock up a spot for themselves.
Next opponent: at #2 Czech Yourself (9-1)
#5 Krakow Plumber's Crack (7-3) LW 5 - The rest of their schedule is riding high in the Crack, so to speak. Three weaker teams left would give them 10 wins, should they win them all. With the Gryphons, Smexies and Hallucinations left to play, a play off spot is still riding along the edge for Krakow.
Next opponent: #13 Wallachia Impalers (2-8)
#6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (7-3) LW 6 - The Wolfpack are in a good position to make the play offs. They are 7-3, with FOUR bottom feeders left to play on the schedule. Giving them an almost automatic eleven wins at the least. A win over Danube or CKT would pretty much assure them of a post season berth.
Next opponent: #7 Danube Blues (7-3)
#7 Danube Blues (7-3) LW 7 - The Blues have won four straight and are looking strong to make the play offs. If they can get a win over the Wolfpack, it would definitely seperate them from the middle of the pack.
Next opponent: at #6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (7-3)
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (6-4) LW 8 - The gryphons stopped their two game slide with a win over the Hitmen, 40-17.
With six games left, only two are cream puff teams. Whether they make the play offs could be decided in their last game against Average Joe's.
Next opponent: at #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (7-3)
#9 Average Joe's (6-4) LW 9 - The Joe's have lost two straight, but that all stops here with Belmont up next. The Joe's will get at least nine wins to finish, but may need to get a win over one of the three tougher teams left to play on their schedule to break into the play offs.
Next opponent: #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-8)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-6) LW 10 - Well Wolverines, your season is pretty much over. But you do have a chance to go 7-9 starting with the Greece Lightning up next.
Next opponent: at #12 Greece Lightning (3-7)
#11 Hungarian Hitmen (3-7) LW 11 - Enjoy a rare win Hitmen. The Nhgdr543(*&^$@!! Tigers are up next..............................DON"T BLOW IT!!
Next opponent: #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-10)
#12 Greece Lightning (3-7) LW 12 - This is one of the last three chances Greece Lightning has at another win. The Lightning's electricity has been turned off for the rest of the season.
Next opponent: #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-6)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (2-8) LW 13 - Wallachia wants nothing more than to impale the Plumber's Crack. Only in your dreams Impalers.
Next opponent: at Krakow Plumber's Crack (7-3)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-8) LW 14 - The Fire Seers flames have been doused and it's time to wait for season 9 to start.
Next opponent: at #9 Average Joe's (6-4)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-10) LW 15 - Yay! Tigers move up by scoring 68 points in 10 games! Way to go Tigers!!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/models/200606Tami/Tami-20.jpg
Next opponent: at Hungarian Hitmen (3-7)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-10) LW 16 - I put them at 16 because the Tigers have scored more points.
http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/eva-mendes.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Legal Smexies (10-0)
*****WEEK 11 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0, Week 8: 7-1, Week 9: 7-1
Overall: 47-9
GOW: 5-2
#7 Danube Blues (7-3) at #6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (7-3) = Danube Blues - Remember Danube........................YOU'RE MY BOY BLUES!!....................you're my boy......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGS6najMzjI
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-3) at #2 Czech Yourself (9-1) = Czech Yourself - Czech Yourself is already in a dream world oft heir own, so your silly LSD and mushrooms are wasted on them. Better get ready for a loss Amsterdam.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (6-4) at #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (7-3) = Croatian Killer Turtles - Should be a good match up, but CKT should take this one.
Killer Turtles vs Gryphons...........................sounds like a good monster movie.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#13 Wallachia Impalers (2-8) at Krakow Plumber's Crack (7-3) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - Sticking with the Crack!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-8) at #9 Average Joe's (6-4) = Average Joe's - Joe's will work out at Global Gym and get the win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-6) at #12 Greece Lightning (3-7) Wildflecken Wolverines - Who is the cream of the bottom feeding crop? It will be decided in this one.
Take the Wolverines.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#1 Legal Smexies (10-0) at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-10) = Do I really need to type it?.......................yes I pick the Smexies, gosh! - This game has been banned in Europe, parts of Asia and 17 of the continental United States. No one wants to watch a live, public execution................................unless you're from Texas.
Game Rating: -6/6 beers - This game will be so bad you will just throw up what ever you drink, so don't waste the beer.
Please for God's sake, DO NOT WASTE BEER!!!!
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-10) at Hungarian Hitmen (3-7) = Hungarian Hitmen - The Hitmen finally get to whack something other than themselves.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-3) at #2 Czech Yourself (9-1) - The prelude to the CY/Smexies showdown! Amsterdam needs to win this to break free from the log jam of 7-3 teams looking for a play off spot! Czech Yourself just don't want to screw it up! This one has it all! Czechs, the Dutch, hallucinations, yourself! It's a cornucopia of GLB fun just in time for St Patty's day!
25/48 beers! Hallucinations take on Yourself! Gryphons take on Killer Turtles! Blues take on the Wolfpack! Three great match ups this time around! Drink all those green beers for some St. Patty's day games! Mmmmmm, green beers.
Please drink responsibly, you dickheads!
Missed last weeks rankings with St. Patricks day shenanigans over the weekend. Spring Break is this week, so time may be tight, but we'll see how it goes.
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (10-0) LW 1 - The only undefeated team left in EEA1! Congrats Smexies! BUT WAIT!!!................a true challenge is up next in...........................UFA!!
Scared Smexies? Hmmmmmm?..............................I didn't think so, but I had to do something to liven up a terrible match up like that.
Enjoy yet another win, Smexies.
Next opponent: at #16 Ufa tycoons (0-10)
#2 Czech Yourself (9-1) LW 2 - 9-1 and #2 in Alpha isn't too bad a place to be. After the Amsterdam game the Smexies await Yourself. Huge game to look forward to.
And remember Mith, I want GOOD, creative excuses if you don't win.................you promised.
Next opponent: #4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-3)
#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (7-3) LW 3 - CKT has dropped two games in a row and need to get back on track quick to remain #3 going into the play offs. The Gryphons are the next road block to stand in your way.
Next opponent: #8 Bohemia Gryphons (6-4)
#4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-3) LW 4 - Nothing is locked up for Amsterdam. Two cream puffs and four tough teams remain left to play on the schedule. They really need to score some big wins to move past the other 7-3 teams and lock up a spot for themselves.
Next opponent: at #2 Czech Yourself (9-1)
#5 Krakow Plumber's Crack (7-3) LW 5 - The rest of their schedule is riding high in the Crack, so to speak. Three weaker teams left would give them 10 wins, should they win them all. With the Gryphons, Smexies and Hallucinations left to play, a play off spot is still riding along the edge for Krakow.
Next opponent: #13 Wallachia Impalers (2-8)
#6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (7-3) LW 6 - The Wolfpack are in a good position to make the play offs. They are 7-3, with FOUR bottom feeders left to play on the schedule. Giving them an almost automatic eleven wins at the least. A win over Danube or CKT would pretty much assure them of a post season berth.
Next opponent: #7 Danube Blues (7-3)
#7 Danube Blues (7-3) LW 7 - The Blues have won four straight and are looking strong to make the play offs. If they can get a win over the Wolfpack, it would definitely seperate them from the middle of the pack.
Next opponent: at #6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (7-3)
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (6-4) LW 8 - The gryphons stopped their two game slide with a win over the Hitmen, 40-17.
With six games left, only two are cream puff teams. Whether they make the play offs could be decided in their last game against Average Joe's.
Next opponent: at #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (7-3)
#9 Average Joe's (6-4) LW 9 - The Joe's have lost two straight, but that all stops here with Belmont up next. The Joe's will get at least nine wins to finish, but may need to get a win over one of the three tougher teams left to play on their schedule to break into the play offs.
Next opponent: #14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-8)
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-6) LW 10 - Well Wolverines, your season is pretty much over. But you do have a chance to go 7-9 starting with the Greece Lightning up next.
Next opponent: at #12 Greece Lightning (3-7)
#11 Hungarian Hitmen (3-7) LW 11 - Enjoy a rare win Hitmen. The Nhgdr543(*&^$@!! Tigers are up next..............................DON"T BLOW IT!!
Next opponent: #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-10)
#12 Greece Lightning (3-7) LW 12 - This is one of the last three chances Greece Lightning has at another win. The Lightning's electricity has been turned off for the rest of the season.
Next opponent: #10 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-6)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (2-8) LW 13 - Wallachia wants nothing more than to impale the Plumber's Crack. Only in your dreams Impalers.
Next opponent: at Krakow Plumber's Crack (7-3)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-8) LW 14 - The Fire Seers flames have been doused and it's time to wait for season 9 to start.
Next opponent: at #9 Average Joe's (6-4)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-10) LW 15 - Yay! Tigers move up by scoring 68 points in 10 games! Way to go Tigers!!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/models/200606Tami/Tami-20.jpg
Next opponent: at Hungarian Hitmen (3-7)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-10) LW 16 - I put them at 16 because the Tigers have scored more points.
http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/eva-mendes.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Legal Smexies (10-0)
*****WEEK 11 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0, Week 8: 7-1, Week 9: 7-1
Overall: 47-9
GOW: 5-2
#7 Danube Blues (7-3) at #6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (7-3) = Danube Blues - Remember Danube........................YOU'RE MY BOY BLUES!!....................you're my boy......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGS6najMzjI
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-3) at #2 Czech Yourself (9-1) = Czech Yourself - Czech Yourself is already in a dream world oft heir own, so your silly LSD and mushrooms are wasted on them. Better get ready for a loss Amsterdam.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (6-4) at #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (7-3) = Croatian Killer Turtles - Should be a good match up, but CKT should take this one.
Killer Turtles vs Gryphons...........................sounds like a good monster movie.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#13 Wallachia Impalers (2-8) at Krakow Plumber's Crack (7-3) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - Sticking with the Crack!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (2-8) at #9 Average Joe's (6-4) = Average Joe's - Joe's will work out at Global Gym and get the win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-6) at #12 Greece Lightning (3-7) Wildflecken Wolverines - Who is the cream of the bottom feeding crop? It will be decided in this one.
Take the Wolverines.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#1 Legal Smexies (10-0) at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-10) = Do I really need to type it?.......................yes I pick the Smexies, gosh! - This game has been banned in Europe, parts of Asia and 17 of the continental United States. No one wants to watch a live, public execution................................unless you're from Texas.
Game Rating: -6/6 beers - This game will be so bad you will just throw up what ever you drink, so don't waste the beer.
Please for God's sake, DO NOT WASTE BEER!!!!
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-10) at Hungarian Hitmen (3-7) = Hungarian Hitmen - The Hitmen finally get to whack something other than themselves.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (7-3) at #2 Czech Yourself (9-1) - The prelude to the CY/Smexies showdown! Amsterdam needs to win this to break free from the log jam of 7-3 teams looking for a play off spot! Czech Yourself just don't want to screw it up! This one has it all! Czechs, the Dutch, hallucinations, yourself! It's a cornucopia of GLB fun just in time for St Patty's day!
25/48 beers! Hallucinations take on Yourself! Gryphons take on Killer Turtles! Blues take on the Wolfpack! Three great match ups this time around! Drink all those green beers for some St. Patty's day games! Mmmmmm, green beers.
Please drink responsibly, you dickheads!
Missed last weeks rankings with St. Patricks day shenanigans over the weekend. Spring Break is this week, so time may be tight, but we'll see how it goes.
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
Last edited Mar 18, 2009 08:14:44
