Okay here are the rankings after game 7. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (7-0) LW 1 - The Hell Hounds held off Luzitian in a close defensive battle, 14-9. You know what that means?..............................VACATION TIME!!!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zdce_the-gogos-vacation_music
Yes Hell Hounds, you've earned yourselves a two weeks vacation because the Boracs and bandits are both up next.
Have fun and bring me back a souvenir!
Next opponent: at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (1-6)
#2 Macedonia Trojans (6-1) LW 2 - The Trojans must have took last weeks comments to heart and popped a little, blue, diamond shaped pill whose name begins with a "V" and ends in "iagra" They "enhanced" their offense and got it "UP", very "HARD".
Just be careful swinging that thing around. You could put an eye out with that thing!
Minotaurs are up next in a huge game for both teams.
Next opponent: #3 Knossos Minotaurs (6-1)
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (6-1) LW 5 - Knossos rolled over Pirgos 30-9 and moves up to #3 in the rankings. But a major test is already awaiting them at the Coliseum of the Macedonia Trojans.
No time to celebrate your last win, it's back to work for you Minnie's!
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Trojans (6-1)
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (6-1) LW 6 - The Funky Buncher's outlasted the Mamba's 29-23 in a great game.
Funky Bunch have no easy task because they play 6 play off contenders in a span of 7 games.
One down, 5 more to go and it is Pirgos up next.
Next opponent: at #9 Pirgos Warlords (4-3)
#5 Wroclaw Mambas (5-2) LW 3 - Wroclaw suffered another set back in their climb back into the Top Four with a loss to the Funky Bunch 23-29.
Better get things straightened out because the 5-2 Gods are coming to town!
Next opponent: #7 The Gods (5-2)
#6 Short Bus All-Stars (5-2) LW 4 - The Trojans made the Short Bus their Short Bitch with a 35-14 walloping. If not for a 23 point 3rd quarter the All Stars would have won.
No time to think about what happened in the loss, the resurgent Greek Gods await you guys on Mount Olympus.
Next opponent: at #10 Greek Gods (3-4)
#7 The Gods (5-2) LW 9 - The Gods disposed of the bandits 134-0. With 8 TD's through the air and 9 TD's on the ground, they kept the Bandits off balance and easily rolled.
The Mambas will prove to be a much tougher test fort the Gods.
Next opponent: at #5 Wroclaw Mambas (5-2)
#8 Luzitian Dynasty (4-3) LW 7 - The Dynasty suffered another loss, this time at the paws of the Hell Hounds. But there is still hope at a play off ticket. The Jive Turkeys and the Mafia should make the Dynasty 6-3 just in time for a tough game against the Short Bus All-Stars.
Get your rest Luzitian, you'll need it to make a serious run for a shot at the play offs.
Next opponent: #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (2-5)
#9 Pirgos Warlords (4-3) LW 8 - Pirgos drops to 4-3 and down one spot to #9 by way of a 30-9 shellacking by Knossos. The Warlords have been playing more like the :Oh Lords!". As in, "Oh Lord, please don't let us get another ass whipping!"
Another big game is up in the Funky Bunch next.
Next opponent: #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (6-1)
#10 Greek Gods (3-4) LW 10 - Oh mighty Greek Gods, you have whooped up on the lesser teams of late, but now you have to prove yourselves by beating a team that is contending for a play off spot.
Here's your chance in Short Bus.
Next opponent: #6 Short Bus All-Stars (5-2)
#11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (2-5) LW 10 - Well you got win #2, now get loss #6. The Turkeys are pretty much out of it unless they can beat the Dynasty.
Next opponent: at #8 Luzitian Dynasty (4-3)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (1-6) LW 12 - The Boracs win! The Boracs win!..................and that is all.
Don't let your ego get too big, because the Hell Hounds are up next to pop your balloon.
Next opponent: #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (7-0)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-7) LW 13 - Usually I would be happy for the Bandits playing the Devils. It means a first win..............usually. But this is the Bandits we are talking about. All I can say is good luck.
Next opponent: #14 Transatlantic Devils (2-5)
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-5) LW 14 - Like it really matters. Enjoy the pic.
http://wopb.playboygirls.com/hyb0020/pics/10368JR_4.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-7)
#15 Renegades of Funk (0-7) LW 15 - OK, OK, OK. I know I said that ROF would win against the Devils and then they end up losing, BUT this time it's a lock. No, really, I mean it. These guys can't be bad enough to lose to the Mafia..................................could they?
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-7)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-7) LW 16 - Yes! 0-8 has finally arrived which means the Mafia's season is half way over! Yay!
http://pbff.playboygirls.com/hyb0012/pics/10327_4.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Renegades of Funk (0-7)
*****WEEK 8 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1
Overall: 33-7
GOW: - 3-2
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-7) at #15 Renegades of Funk (0-7) = ROF - I know, I know! I may regret picking ROF, but the Mafia are wretched. I mean it's not like ROF is playing an all CPU team or something, right?
Then again.................
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - Geez, this game is so awful you should make those beers, "Root Beers".
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-5) at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-7) = ? - OK, you guys know what happens in games like these. Time to consult the Magic 8-Ball! Yay!
Oh all powerful and mighty Magic 8-Ball, will the Las vegas Bandits beat the all CPU Transistor Devils?
http://lord.xopl.com/ulpage3a/8-ball.html ...................................yes.
Yes! The Magic 8-Ball says, Yes! Thank you oh wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball, I shall name my first born after you.
You heard the Magic 8-Ball, the Bandits will get their first win of the season next game.
So shall it be written, so shall it be done!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - this game will be so bad you might as well make it non-alcoholic beers. That way you don't get too trashed and save yourselves for the good games.
#11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (2-5) at #8 Luzitian Dynasty (4-3) = Luzitian Dynasty - The only way the Turkeys are winning this one is if they slip some Eltriptophan to the Dynasty. Take the Dynasty.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 The Gods (5-2) at #5 Wroclaw Mambas (5-2) = Wroclaw Mambas - Mambas should wedgie the Gods with their own toga's. But it should be closer than it looks.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#6 Short Bus All-Stars (5-2) at #10 Greek Gods (3-4) = Short Bus All Stars - Short Bus goes to Mount Olympus to mount the "Greased Gods".
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (6-1) at #9 Pirgos Warlords (4-3) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Two rivals from EEBBB1 Zeta go head to head! Taking the Funky Bunch in this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (6-1) at #2 Macedonia Trojans (6-1) = Macedonia Trojans - Knossos has an equal chance of winning this game, but I'm sticking with the Trojans. Pop a Viagra and do your thing Trojans.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (7-0) at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (1-6) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Not much stands in Istanbul's way of getting their 8th win of the season. Boracs will go down like my ex-wife on the US Olympic all men's underwater boxing team.....................that slut.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (6-1) at #2 Macedonia Trojans (6-1) - #2 takes on #3! It's GLB shoved right down your throat! Can the defense of Knossos stop the offense of Macedonia? We'll find out in an uber brawl of gigantic proportions!
Take it to Thunder Dome mofo's!! Two teams enter, 1 team leaves!
25/48 beers! Trojans vs Minotaurs! Warlords vs Funky Bunch! Mambas vs Gods! What better reason to get stinking boozed up for Thursday morning than a great set of GLB games?! Enjoy!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (7-0) LW 1 - The Hell Hounds held off Luzitian in a close defensive battle, 14-9. You know what that means?..............................VACATION TIME!!!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zdce_the-gogos-vacation_music
Yes Hell Hounds, you've earned yourselves a two weeks vacation because the Boracs and bandits are both up next.
Have fun and bring me back a souvenir!
Next opponent: at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (1-6)
#2 Macedonia Trojans (6-1) LW 2 - The Trojans must have took last weeks comments to heart and popped a little, blue, diamond shaped pill whose name begins with a "V" and ends in "iagra" They "enhanced" their offense and got it "UP", very "HARD".
Just be careful swinging that thing around. You could put an eye out with that thing!
Minotaurs are up next in a huge game for both teams.
Next opponent: #3 Knossos Minotaurs (6-1)
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (6-1) LW 5 - Knossos rolled over Pirgos 30-9 and moves up to #3 in the rankings. But a major test is already awaiting them at the Coliseum of the Macedonia Trojans.
No time to celebrate your last win, it's back to work for you Minnie's!
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Trojans (6-1)
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (6-1) LW 6 - The Funky Buncher's outlasted the Mamba's 29-23 in a great game.
Funky Bunch have no easy task because they play 6 play off contenders in a span of 7 games.
One down, 5 more to go and it is Pirgos up next.
Next opponent: at #9 Pirgos Warlords (4-3)
#5 Wroclaw Mambas (5-2) LW 3 - Wroclaw suffered another set back in their climb back into the Top Four with a loss to the Funky Bunch 23-29.
Better get things straightened out because the 5-2 Gods are coming to town!
Next opponent: #7 The Gods (5-2)
#6 Short Bus All-Stars (5-2) LW 4 - The Trojans made the Short Bus their Short Bitch with a 35-14 walloping. If not for a 23 point 3rd quarter the All Stars would have won.
No time to think about what happened in the loss, the resurgent Greek Gods await you guys on Mount Olympus.
Next opponent: at #10 Greek Gods (3-4)
#7 The Gods (5-2) LW 9 - The Gods disposed of the bandits 134-0. With 8 TD's through the air and 9 TD's on the ground, they kept the Bandits off balance and easily rolled.
The Mambas will prove to be a much tougher test fort the Gods.
Next opponent: at #5 Wroclaw Mambas (5-2)
#8 Luzitian Dynasty (4-3) LW 7 - The Dynasty suffered another loss, this time at the paws of the Hell Hounds. But there is still hope at a play off ticket. The Jive Turkeys and the Mafia should make the Dynasty 6-3 just in time for a tough game against the Short Bus All-Stars.
Get your rest Luzitian, you'll need it to make a serious run for a shot at the play offs.
Next opponent: #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (2-5)
#9 Pirgos Warlords (4-3) LW 8 - Pirgos drops to 4-3 and down one spot to #9 by way of a 30-9 shellacking by Knossos. The Warlords have been playing more like the :Oh Lords!". As in, "Oh Lord, please don't let us get another ass whipping!"
Another big game is up in the Funky Bunch next.
Next opponent: #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (6-1)
#10 Greek Gods (3-4) LW 10 - Oh mighty Greek Gods, you have whooped up on the lesser teams of late, but now you have to prove yourselves by beating a team that is contending for a play off spot.
Here's your chance in Short Bus.
Next opponent: #6 Short Bus All-Stars (5-2)
#11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (2-5) LW 10 - Well you got win #2, now get loss #6. The Turkeys are pretty much out of it unless they can beat the Dynasty.
Next opponent: at #8 Luzitian Dynasty (4-3)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (1-6) LW 12 - The Boracs win! The Boracs win!..................and that is all.
Don't let your ego get too big, because the Hell Hounds are up next to pop your balloon.
Next opponent: #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (7-0)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-7) LW 13 - Usually I would be happy for the Bandits playing the Devils. It means a first win..............usually. But this is the Bandits we are talking about. All I can say is good luck.
Next opponent: #14 Transatlantic Devils (2-5)
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-5) LW 14 - Like it really matters. Enjoy the pic.
http://wopb.playboygirls.com/hyb0020/pics/10368JR_4.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-7)
#15 Renegades of Funk (0-7) LW 15 - OK, OK, OK. I know I said that ROF would win against the Devils and then they end up losing, BUT this time it's a lock. No, really, I mean it. These guys can't be bad enough to lose to the Mafia..................................could they?
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-7)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-7) LW 16 - Yes! 0-8 has finally arrived which means the Mafia's season is half way over! Yay!
http://pbff.playboygirls.com/hyb0012/pics/10327_4.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Renegades of Funk (0-7)
*****WEEK 8 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1
Overall: 33-7
GOW: - 3-2
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-7) at #15 Renegades of Funk (0-7) = ROF - I know, I know! I may regret picking ROF, but the Mafia are wretched. I mean it's not like ROF is playing an all CPU team or something, right?
Then again.................
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - Geez, this game is so awful you should make those beers, "Root Beers".
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-5) at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-7) = ? - OK, you guys know what happens in games like these. Time to consult the Magic 8-Ball! Yay!
Oh all powerful and mighty Magic 8-Ball, will the Las vegas Bandits beat the all CPU Transistor Devils?
http://lord.xopl.com/ulpage3a/8-ball.html ...................................yes.
Yes! The Magic 8-Ball says, Yes! Thank you oh wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball, I shall name my first born after you.
You heard the Magic 8-Ball, the Bandits will get their first win of the season next game.
So shall it be written, so shall it be done!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - this game will be so bad you might as well make it non-alcoholic beers. That way you don't get too trashed and save yourselves for the good games.
#11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (2-5) at #8 Luzitian Dynasty (4-3) = Luzitian Dynasty - The only way the Turkeys are winning this one is if they slip some Eltriptophan to the Dynasty. Take the Dynasty.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 The Gods (5-2) at #5 Wroclaw Mambas (5-2) = Wroclaw Mambas - Mambas should wedgie the Gods with their own toga's. But it should be closer than it looks.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#6 Short Bus All-Stars (5-2) at #10 Greek Gods (3-4) = Short Bus All Stars - Short Bus goes to Mount Olympus to mount the "Greased Gods".
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (6-1) at #9 Pirgos Warlords (4-3) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Two rivals from EEBBB1 Zeta go head to head! Taking the Funky Bunch in this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (6-1) at #2 Macedonia Trojans (6-1) = Macedonia Trojans - Knossos has an equal chance of winning this game, but I'm sticking with the Trojans. Pop a Viagra and do your thing Trojans.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (7-0) at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (1-6) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Not much stands in Istanbul's way of getting their 8th win of the season. Boracs will go down like my ex-wife on the US Olympic all men's underwater boxing team.....................that slut.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (6-1) at #2 Macedonia Trojans (6-1) - #2 takes on #3! It's GLB shoved right down your throat! Can the defense of Knossos stop the offense of Macedonia? We'll find out in an uber brawl of gigantic proportions!
Take it to Thunder Dome mofo's!! Two teams enter, 1 team leaves!
25/48 beers! Trojans vs Minotaurs! Warlords vs Funky Bunch! Mambas vs Gods! What better reason to get stinking boozed up for Thursday morning than a great set of GLB games?! Enjoy!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
Last edited Mar 12, 2009 08:46:24
