Okay here are the rankings after game 5. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (5-0) LW 1 - Well the hell Hounds remain #1 and are going to remain there next week as well. They beat up on the Greek Gods 42-17. The Greek Gods weren't the Greek Gods we know, like Zeus or Apollo. They were more like the lesser known Greek Gods like Todd, the God of Anal Itching or Mistress Velvet, the Goddess of Sluts on 10th and Vine street in Kansas City, whom by the way charge way too much and smell like tomato juice and bad cheese.
Next opponent: at #15 Renegades of Funk (0-5)
#2 Macedonia Trojans (5-0) LW 2 - The Trojans devastated the Mafia 255-0.
That is pretty much the only thing you can do against the Mafia....................win.
But up next is a real test in the Pirgos Warlords.
Next opponent: #9 Pirgos Warlords (3-2)
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (5-0) LW 3 - Knossos just steam rolled the Banditsd 118...................to 2.
How did they let the Bandits get 2?!?!
Wroclaw is up next in a Top 4 battle!
Next opponent: at #4 Wroclaw Mambas (4-1)
#4 Wroclaw Mambas (4-1) LW 4 - Wroclaw got a 3 point win over the Pirgos Warlords in the last game. No rest for the Mambas though, #3 Knossos is up next.
Next opponent: #3 Knossos Minotaurs (5-0)
#5 Short Bus All-Stars (4-1) LW 5 - Short Bus HB Ian "Mr Touchdown" Johnson, helped lead the All-Stars to a 40-3 win over the Jive Turkeys with 4 TD's. Up next is a day off against the Warsaw Mafia.
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-5)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1) LW 8 - Funky Bunch responded to the previous game's loss with a win over the Boracs. Banja Luka beats Banja Luka to claim the best Banja Luka team in Banja Luka. Try saying that 10 times really fast!
Up next are the Bandits of Las Vegas.
Next opponent: at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-5)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (3-2) LW 9 - Luzitian kept rolling with a 20-7 win over the Gods and putting themselves back over .500. They earned a day of rest, so the Devil's are up next.
Next opponent: #14 Transatlantic Devils (2-3)
#8 The Gods (3-2) LW 6 - The Gods played tough against the Dynasty, but ended up losing 20-7. They travel to Banja Luka to take on the winless Boracs. The Gods will end up reigning fireballs and lightning bolts down upon the Boracs.
Not a pretty sight at all.
Next opponent: at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-5)
#9 Pirgos Warlords (3-2) LW 7 - Pirgos lost a heart breaker in OT to the Mambas. No time to drown your sorrows in cold, comforting beer, Warlords! The Trojans are up next and a win over them would give you a great edge in the play off race!
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Trojans (5-0)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-4) LW 10 - The Jive Turkeys were just plain old Turkey in the loss to Short Bus. Up next is a chance for a win over the hapless Greek Gods.
Next opponent: at #11 Greek Gods (1-4)
#11 Greek Gods (1-4) LW 11 - The Greek Gods actually played pretty well against the #1 Hell Hounds. If you take away the first half, the Greek Gods would have won.
But all is not lost. The Jive Turkeys present a shot at a second win forthe Greek Gods and the Devils could be #3 if the Oracle says so.
Next opponent: #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-4)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-5) LW 12 - The Boracs face the Gods next after a loss to cross town rivals Funky Bunch.
Which human 0-5 team will get a win first? Boracs, ROF or the Bandits?
They could all find a way to tie each other and end up 0-14-2.
Next opponent: #8 The Gods (3-2)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-5) LW 14 - The Bandits got mugged once again in their loss to the Minotaurs. Eleven points is all they have scored in five games. Well at least you know who to bet on to win in Vegas...........................not the Bandits.
Next opponent: #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1)
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-3) LW 15 - This could very well be the BEST CPU team................EVER!!!
Oh here is your hot chick pic:
http://www.chickphoto.com/celebrity/Alecia-Moore/01/01.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Luzitian Dynasty (3-2)
#15 Renegades of Funk (0-5) LW 13 - Wha?................Who?.................Where?................Why?...............How?................28-30 loss?...................against the all CPU team?!...........let's just move on. Who is up next?........the #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds you say?................*shakes head*.........................oy.
Next opponent: #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (5-0)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-5) LW 16 - Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's 0-6 we go! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AkKnLMELo
Next opponent: at #5 Short Bus All-Stars (4-1)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1
Overall: 19-5
GOW: - 1-2
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-4) at #11 Greek Gods (1-4) = Jive Turkeys - Well these two teams are so very close in how bad they are. I can't decide who is going to win or lose...........................Magic 8-ball time!!
Oh all powerful Magic 8-ball, made by Hasbro and available at all Wal-Marts now!
Oh all mighty and powerful Magic 8-Ball, will the Jive Turkeys defeat the Greek Gods in their upcoming game against each other?
http://lord.xopl.com/ulpage3a/8-ball.html
................yes.
Well there you go. The Magic 8-Ball has spoken! So shall it be spoken, so shall it be done! All praise the wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 The Gods (3-2) at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-5) = The Gods - From the scriptures in the Bible I will read this passage:
"And on the third day the Gods rested............for they play the Boracs next."
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-3) at #7 Luzitian Dynasty (3-2) = Luzitian Dynasty - The Dynasty are looking to reign supreme in this one................just don't pull a ROF.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - add a couple shots of Hot Damn to numb the pain, Devils.
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1) at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-5) = Funky Bunch - Banja Luka goes to vegas to have their way with the One Armed Bandits. Jackpot baby!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-5) at #5 Short Bus All-Stars (4-1) = Short Bus - Enjoy a day off All-Stars.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - might just drink an extra 6 just to help forget this game.
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (5-0) at #4 Wroclaw Mambas (4-1) = Wroclaw Mambas - No disrespect to the Minotaurs, but I think the Mambas will end up getting a real close win in this game.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Pirgos Warlords (3-2) at #2 Macedonia Trojans (5-0) = Macedonia Trojans - This should be a good game. I think Pirgos is capable of winning this one, but I'm sticking with the Trojans. Good luck you two.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (5-0) at #15 Renegades of Funk (0-5) = Who do you think?! - Have a nice vacation Hell hounds. I don't think you will even need to show up for this one, just sign a few autograph's then do some sight seeing and you will still get the win.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (5-0) at #4 Wroclaw Mambas (4-1) - Oh boy, this is going to be a good one!! #3 at #4!! Wroclaw wants it's top spot back and Knossos is in their way! Knossos has broken into the top 4 and has no intention of giving it up!
It's a GLB No Disqualification match!!................I prefer a dance off, but hey that's just me.
Anything goes in this one! Hair pulling, eye gouging, nut stomping, steel chair over the head using, dirt in the eye throwing, nipple clamping goodness!! Enjoy!
24/48 beers! That's more like it! A case worth of beers awaits us on Sunday morning. Too early to drink?................TOO BAD!!! Get to drinking and good luck in your game!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (5-0) LW 1 - Well the hell Hounds remain #1 and are going to remain there next week as well. They beat up on the Greek Gods 42-17. The Greek Gods weren't the Greek Gods we know, like Zeus or Apollo. They were more like the lesser known Greek Gods like Todd, the God of Anal Itching or Mistress Velvet, the Goddess of Sluts on 10th and Vine street in Kansas City, whom by the way charge way too much and smell like tomato juice and bad cheese.
Next opponent: at #15 Renegades of Funk (0-5)
#2 Macedonia Trojans (5-0) LW 2 - The Trojans devastated the Mafia 255-0.
That is pretty much the only thing you can do against the Mafia....................win.
But up next is a real test in the Pirgos Warlords.
Next opponent: #9 Pirgos Warlords (3-2)
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (5-0) LW 3 - Knossos just steam rolled the Banditsd 118...................to 2.
How did they let the Bandits get 2?!?!
Wroclaw is up next in a Top 4 battle!
Next opponent: at #4 Wroclaw Mambas (4-1)
#4 Wroclaw Mambas (4-1) LW 4 - Wroclaw got a 3 point win over the Pirgos Warlords in the last game. No rest for the Mambas though, #3 Knossos is up next.
Next opponent: #3 Knossos Minotaurs (5-0)
#5 Short Bus All-Stars (4-1) LW 5 - Short Bus HB Ian "Mr Touchdown" Johnson, helped lead the All-Stars to a 40-3 win over the Jive Turkeys with 4 TD's. Up next is a day off against the Warsaw Mafia.
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-5)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1) LW 8 - Funky Bunch responded to the previous game's loss with a win over the Boracs. Banja Luka beats Banja Luka to claim the best Banja Luka team in Banja Luka. Try saying that 10 times really fast!
Up next are the Bandits of Las Vegas.
Next opponent: at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-5)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (3-2) LW 9 - Luzitian kept rolling with a 20-7 win over the Gods and putting themselves back over .500. They earned a day of rest, so the Devil's are up next.
Next opponent: #14 Transatlantic Devils (2-3)
#8 The Gods (3-2) LW 6 - The Gods played tough against the Dynasty, but ended up losing 20-7. They travel to Banja Luka to take on the winless Boracs. The Gods will end up reigning fireballs and lightning bolts down upon the Boracs.
Not a pretty sight at all.
Next opponent: at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-5)
#9 Pirgos Warlords (3-2) LW 7 - Pirgos lost a heart breaker in OT to the Mambas. No time to drown your sorrows in cold, comforting beer, Warlords! The Trojans are up next and a win over them would give you a great edge in the play off race!
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Trojans (5-0)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-4) LW 10 - The Jive Turkeys were just plain old Turkey in the loss to Short Bus. Up next is a chance for a win over the hapless Greek Gods.
Next opponent: at #11 Greek Gods (1-4)
#11 Greek Gods (1-4) LW 11 - The Greek Gods actually played pretty well against the #1 Hell Hounds. If you take away the first half, the Greek Gods would have won.
But all is not lost. The Jive Turkeys present a shot at a second win forthe Greek Gods and the Devils could be #3 if the Oracle says so.
Next opponent: #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-4)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-5) LW 12 - The Boracs face the Gods next after a loss to cross town rivals Funky Bunch.
Which human 0-5 team will get a win first? Boracs, ROF or the Bandits?
They could all find a way to tie each other and end up 0-14-2.
Next opponent: #8 The Gods (3-2)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-5) LW 14 - The Bandits got mugged once again in their loss to the Minotaurs. Eleven points is all they have scored in five games. Well at least you know who to bet on to win in Vegas...........................not the Bandits.
Next opponent: #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1)
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-3) LW 15 - This could very well be the BEST CPU team................EVER!!!
Oh here is your hot chick pic:
http://www.chickphoto.com/celebrity/Alecia-Moore/01/01.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Luzitian Dynasty (3-2)
#15 Renegades of Funk (0-5) LW 13 - Wha?................Who?.................Where?................Why?...............How?................28-30 loss?...................against the all CPU team?!...........let's just move on. Who is up next?........the #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds you say?................*shakes head*.........................oy.
Next opponent: #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (5-0)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-5) LW 16 - Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's 0-6 we go! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AkKnLMELo
Next opponent: at #5 Short Bus All-Stars (4-1)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1
Overall: 19-5
GOW: - 1-2
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-4) at #11 Greek Gods (1-4) = Jive Turkeys - Well these two teams are so very close in how bad they are. I can't decide who is going to win or lose...........................Magic 8-ball time!!
Oh all powerful Magic 8-ball, made by Hasbro and available at all Wal-Marts now!
Oh all mighty and powerful Magic 8-Ball, will the Jive Turkeys defeat the Greek Gods in their upcoming game against each other?
http://lord.xopl.com/ulpage3a/8-ball.html
................yes.
Well there you go. The Magic 8-Ball has spoken! So shall it be spoken, so shall it be done! All praise the wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 The Gods (3-2) at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-5) = The Gods - From the scriptures in the Bible I will read this passage:
"And on the third day the Gods rested............for they play the Boracs next."
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-3) at #7 Luzitian Dynasty (3-2) = Luzitian Dynasty - The Dynasty are looking to reign supreme in this one................just don't pull a ROF.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - add a couple shots of Hot Damn to numb the pain, Devils.
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1) at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-5) = Funky Bunch - Banja Luka goes to vegas to have their way with the One Armed Bandits. Jackpot baby!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-5) at #5 Short Bus All-Stars (4-1) = Short Bus - Enjoy a day off All-Stars.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - might just drink an extra 6 just to help forget this game.
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (5-0) at #4 Wroclaw Mambas (4-1) = Wroclaw Mambas - No disrespect to the Minotaurs, but I think the Mambas will end up getting a real close win in this game.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Pirgos Warlords (3-2) at #2 Macedonia Trojans (5-0) = Macedonia Trojans - This should be a good game. I think Pirgos is capable of winning this one, but I'm sticking with the Trojans. Good luck you two.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (5-0) at #15 Renegades of Funk (0-5) = Who do you think?! - Have a nice vacation Hell hounds. I don't think you will even need to show up for this one, just sign a few autograph's then do some sight seeing and you will still get the win.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (5-0) at #4 Wroclaw Mambas (4-1) - Oh boy, this is going to be a good one!! #3 at #4!! Wroclaw wants it's top spot back and Knossos is in their way! Knossos has broken into the top 4 and has no intention of giving it up!
It's a GLB No Disqualification match!!................I prefer a dance off, but hey that's just me.
Anything goes in this one! Hair pulling, eye gouging, nut stomping, steel chair over the head using, dirt in the eye throwing, nipple clamping goodness!! Enjoy!
24/48 beers! That's more like it! A case worth of beers awaits us on Sunday morning. Too early to drink?................TOO BAD!!! Get to drinking and good luck in your game!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
Last edited Mar 8, 2009 09:21:27
