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nfratami
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Ricky got some green liquid for all y'all bitches, and we ain't talkin about the slime comin' from D3's mom's vag. We talkin bout some green beer bitches.

Ricky is one of few proud Black Irish Americans and he is about to get loose with his Africa AAA 2 brothas to the tune of some Green Beer.

So with out further jive, here are Ricky's reasons that you all should get drunk as fuck...

-The Headhunters should get drunk and blackout so they forget the back to back rape that is coming from the Devils and Greats.

-The Pigs should get drunk and blur their vision so when they look at their schedule it looks like they have played a good team.

-The Mountaineers should get drunk and get in a bar fight with their owner to release some of that anger from realizing they went from being conference champ to losing big to the 6th place AAA 2 team in season 7.

-The Crusaders should get drunk enough to have the courage to kick PBer and his non Rickyesque ass off the roster so they finally get good.

-The Cheetahs might want to get wasted and do some drunking game planning, might give them an edge, heck anything is better than their stale game planning.

-The Peckerwoods should get blasted so their Pwoods get whiskey dick and they can actually keep it up a whole game.

-The Tusken Raiders should start seeing double so it actually looks like D3 can juke someone when they watch the game film.

-The Texan's should get shitty in order to bring their minds to a baindead level in which they will understand Sweed's posts.

-E'ci FAlkruns and MaRAWK!! o should get drunk and screw, E'ci FAlkruns would obviously get knocked up, MaRAWK!! o would have no part of it and make the bitch raise that kid on her own. MaRAWK!! o would put everything in his momma's name so that he wouldn't have to pay that bitch a dime in child support. Their child's name would be "Our Team Names Look Fucking Retarded"

-It is obvious that the Drunks need to stop drinking, I mean they are obviously inebriated at all times, how else could you explain such futility.

RICKY WISHES YOU ALL A SAFE ST PATTYS GET SOME GREEN CONDOMS AND KEEP IT SAFE. (BECAUSE RICKY HAS GIVEN MOST CHICKS THE CLAP AND YOU DONT WANT THAT SHIT)
 
IJMSPORT
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Back to back rapes? We'll see about that.

Cheers.
 
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ROFL, EPIC POST!
 
gearhead
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This is for my..."homies"!!

edit...The girls....Albeit "invisible" in my post... were 18...
Last edited Mar 5, 2009 22:42:42
 
biznil
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classic
someone sticky this shit
 
nfratami
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Originally posted by IJMSPORT
Back to back rapes? We'll see about that.

Cheers.


lighten up master chief
 
letan24
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Originally posted by nfratami


-The Peckerwoods should get blasted so their Pwoods get whiskey dick and they can actually keep it up a whole game.



Shouldn't they stay away from the booze then?

 
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Originally posted by letan24
Originally posted by nfratami



-The Peckerwoods should get blasted so their Pwoods get whiskey dick and they can actually keep it up a whole game.



Shouldn't they stay away from the booze then?



yes
 
Limas Sweed
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Limas approves. You have redeemed yourself. You are now back to practice team. Get drunk enough to read this:

.kcoc eht sevol llits imatarfn
 
nfratami
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Originally posted by Limas Sweed
Limas approves. You have redeemed yourself. You are now back to practice team. Get drunk enough to read this:

.kcoc eht sevol llits imatarfn


not as much as ya fatha
 


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