Okay here are the rankings after game 4. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (4-0) LW 1 - Smexies still on top after putting 330 yards rushing on the Gryphons to get the win 76-10. Smexies get the next week off, they get to play Njighftrdv4556bbui Tigers next.
Next opponent: at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-4)
#2 Danube Blues (3-1) LW 5 - The Blues clobbered the Impalers, grabbing their 3rd win in 4 games. They used a very well balanced attack to roll up 699.5 yards of offense on Wallachia.
Next opponent: #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (3-1)
#3 Czech Yourself (3-1) LW 6 - Czech Yourself beat CKT 20-10 to jump up to #3 in the rankings. The Czech racked up 230 yards rushing on 71 rushes. That's what I call the "Porn-O", you just keep pounding away.
Next opponent: at #11 Greece Lightning (2-2)
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-1) LW 3 - The Crack just keep on winning. Three solid wins after a week 1 loss. The Hitmen were the latest to fall in a 58-18 blow out. The Crack showed off it's passing game in the win, amassing 467 yards in the air en route to their third win.
Next opponent: at #6 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-1)
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (3-1) LW 4 - The Hallucinations are riding high on a winning acid trip. Three straight wins for Amsterdam, their latest win coming over the Tigers 100-0. #2 Danube Blues are up next in a huge test for them.
Next opponent: at #2 Danube Blues (3-1)
#6 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-1) LW 2 - The Killer Turtles fell to Yourself in a 10-20 loss. The rest of the league should be careful though, this loss could be a CKT TRAP! Time for the Turtles to get a glimpse of the Crack next game.
Next opponent: #4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-1)
#7 Average Joe's (3-1) LW 7 - The Joe's squeaked out a win over the Wolfpack 29-26. Utilizing their passing game to hold off the Wolfpack in the 4th quarter to save the win. The Hungarian Hitmen are up next.
Next opponent: at #10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-2)
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-2) LW 8 - The Gryphons got clobbered by the Smexies 76-10. The horizon gets a lot brighter for Bohemia though. They get to play 3 weaker teams in the next three games. That could give them a jump back into the play off race.
Next opponent: #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (3-1)
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-2) LW 9 - The Wolfpack started off hot, but the last two losses have really cooled them off. They need to pick up a win against Wallachia up next to stay in the post season race.
Next opponent: #13 Wallachia Impalers (1-3)
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-2) LW 10 - The Hitmen seem to be the ones getting whacked. Two straight losses and three tough teams could knock them out before the season reaches the half way point.
Next opponent: #7 Average Joe's (3-1)
#11 Greece Lightning (2-2) LW 12 - Greece Lightning better Greece their asses up. The Czech Yourself are rolling into town after a huge GOW win. And their is nothing they can do to stop it. Just relax and let it happen, dudes.
Next opponent: #3 Czech Yourself (3-1)
#12 Wildflecken Wolverines (1-3) LW 13 - The Wolverines blew out the Fire Seers. They get their first win of the season. They need to put a big string of wins together if they want to get an invite to the post season dance.
Next opponent: at #8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-2)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (1-3) LW 11 - The Impalers just can't seem to score against anyone. Six points against three teams with winning records is not a good sign of things to come. They could be out soon if they don't start gertting the rock into the end zone.
Next opponent: at #9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-2)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-4) LW 14 - Well Belmont finally scored some points, getting 31 against the Wolverines. But they gave up 114. They gave up 34 in the 1st quarter and were never really in the game. With a pace like this they should already be considered out of the play off race. But win number one is up next. Here comes Ufa!
Next opponent: at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-4)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-4) LW 15 - Well from the looks of things, the Tigers have been very busy recruiting new players and getting rid of their CPU players. Too bad it is probably too late this season. Keep building for season 9.
Next opponent: #1 Legal Smexies (4-0)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-4) LW 16 - Well they may not be good, but damnit they are consistent! Consistently bad, that is. At least they kept their avg of giving up 200 pts a game intact, Yay!
Next opponent: #14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-4)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2
Overall: 11-5
G.O.W.: 0-2
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (3-1) at #2 Danube Blues (3-1) = Danube Blues - I think the Blues are gonna keep on rolling. It may not even be close, but these are 2 pretty good teams.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-1) at #6 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-1) = CKT - I know the Crack is on a roll and CKT is coming of a demoralizing and embarrassing loss, but I think CKT is going to rebound nicely and show what flying, fire breathing, giant, Japanese turtles can really do.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Average Joe's (3-1) at #10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-2) = Average Joe's - This one could go to "Sudden Death Dodgeball!". Stick with the Joe's.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#3 Czech Yourself (3-1) at #11 Greece Lightning (2-2) = Czech Yourself - Insert this line in this song, "I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I Czech myself........." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGk63Fv7t4
That should say it all for this game.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Wildflecken Wolverines (1-3) at #8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-2) = Gryphons - Taking the Gryphons here. This should be a nice rebound game after their loss.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Wallachia Impalers (1-3) at #9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-2) = Wolfpack - Gunzenhausen needs the win. Not much will keep them from it.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#1 Legal Smexies (4-0) at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-4) = Legal Smexies - It's either watching this game or watching Paris Hilton movies..............the ones in which she acts.....................I said "acts", not "fakes it". Sad to say, I'll watch her terrible acting over the massacre ahead for the Tigers.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-4) at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-4) = Belmont Fire Seers - It's either watch this game or watch the Dawson's Creek marathon. Hey at least you can look at Katie Holmes on Dawson's Creek.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-1) at #6 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-1) - The Turtles take on the Plumber's Crack. CKT needs this one to get back into the Top 4 and prove it belongs there, even with last game's loss. Krakow has "cracked" it's way into the Top 4 and aren't ready to give it up so quickly. It's GLB mayhem at it's finest! Good luck to both teams!
22/48 beers! We seem to be staying a little more sober this week. NOT GOOD!!! Two really good games this week, so crack open a cold one and let the good times roll!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (4-0) LW 1 - Smexies still on top after putting 330 yards rushing on the Gryphons to get the win 76-10. Smexies get the next week off, they get to play Njighftrdv4556bbui Tigers next.
Next opponent: at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-4)
#2 Danube Blues (3-1) LW 5 - The Blues clobbered the Impalers, grabbing their 3rd win in 4 games. They used a very well balanced attack to roll up 699.5 yards of offense on Wallachia.
Next opponent: #5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (3-1)
#3 Czech Yourself (3-1) LW 6 - Czech Yourself beat CKT 20-10 to jump up to #3 in the rankings. The Czech racked up 230 yards rushing on 71 rushes. That's what I call the "Porn-O", you just keep pounding away.
Next opponent: at #11 Greece Lightning (2-2)
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-1) LW 3 - The Crack just keep on winning. Three solid wins after a week 1 loss. The Hitmen were the latest to fall in a 58-18 blow out. The Crack showed off it's passing game in the win, amassing 467 yards in the air en route to their third win.
Next opponent: at #6 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-1)
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (3-1) LW 4 - The Hallucinations are riding high on a winning acid trip. Three straight wins for Amsterdam, their latest win coming over the Tigers 100-0. #2 Danube Blues are up next in a huge test for them.
Next opponent: at #2 Danube Blues (3-1)
#6 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-1) LW 2 - The Killer Turtles fell to Yourself in a 10-20 loss. The rest of the league should be careful though, this loss could be a CKT TRAP! Time for the Turtles to get a glimpse of the Crack next game.
Next opponent: #4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-1)
#7 Average Joe's (3-1) LW 7 - The Joe's squeaked out a win over the Wolfpack 29-26. Utilizing their passing game to hold off the Wolfpack in the 4th quarter to save the win. The Hungarian Hitmen are up next.
Next opponent: at #10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-2)
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-2) LW 8 - The Gryphons got clobbered by the Smexies 76-10. The horizon gets a lot brighter for Bohemia though. They get to play 3 weaker teams in the next three games. That could give them a jump back into the play off race.
Next opponent: #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (3-1)
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-2) LW 9 - The Wolfpack started off hot, but the last two losses have really cooled them off. They need to pick up a win against Wallachia up next to stay in the post season race.
Next opponent: #13 Wallachia Impalers (1-3)
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-2) LW 10 - The Hitmen seem to be the ones getting whacked. Two straight losses and three tough teams could knock them out before the season reaches the half way point.
Next opponent: #7 Average Joe's (3-1)
#11 Greece Lightning (2-2) LW 12 - Greece Lightning better Greece their asses up. The Czech Yourself are rolling into town after a huge GOW win. And their is nothing they can do to stop it. Just relax and let it happen, dudes.
Next opponent: #3 Czech Yourself (3-1)
#12 Wildflecken Wolverines (1-3) LW 13 - The Wolverines blew out the Fire Seers. They get their first win of the season. They need to put a big string of wins together if they want to get an invite to the post season dance.
Next opponent: at #8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-2)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (1-3) LW 11 - The Impalers just can't seem to score against anyone. Six points against three teams with winning records is not a good sign of things to come. They could be out soon if they don't start gertting the rock into the end zone.
Next opponent: at #9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-2)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-4) LW 14 - Well Belmont finally scored some points, getting 31 against the Wolverines. But they gave up 114. They gave up 34 in the 1st quarter and were never really in the game. With a pace like this they should already be considered out of the play off race. But win number one is up next. Here comes Ufa!
Next opponent: at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-4)
#15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-4) LW 15 - Well from the looks of things, the Tigers have been very busy recruiting new players and getting rid of their CPU players. Too bad it is probably too late this season. Keep building for season 9.
Next opponent: #1 Legal Smexies (4-0)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-4) LW 16 - Well they may not be good, but damnit they are consistent! Consistently bad, that is. At least they kept their avg of giving up 200 pts a game intact, Yay!
Next opponent: #14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-4)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2
Overall: 11-5
G.O.W.: 0-2
#5 Amsterdam Hallucinations (3-1) at #2 Danube Blues (3-1) = Danube Blues - I think the Blues are gonna keep on rolling. It may not even be close, but these are 2 pretty good teams.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-1) at #6 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-1) = CKT - I know the Crack is on a roll and CKT is coming of a demoralizing and embarrassing loss, but I think CKT is going to rebound nicely and show what flying, fire breathing, giant, Japanese turtles can really do.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Average Joe's (3-1) at #10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-2) = Average Joe's - This one could go to "Sudden Death Dodgeball!". Stick with the Joe's.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#3 Czech Yourself (3-1) at #11 Greece Lightning (2-2) = Czech Yourself - Insert this line in this song, "I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I Czech myself........." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGk63Fv7t4
That should say it all for this game.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Wildflecken Wolverines (1-3) at #8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-2) = Gryphons - Taking the Gryphons here. This should be a nice rebound game after their loss.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Wallachia Impalers (1-3) at #9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-2) = Wolfpack - Gunzenhausen needs the win. Not much will keep them from it.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#1 Legal Smexies (4-0) at #15 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-4) = Legal Smexies - It's either watching this game or watching Paris Hilton movies..............the ones in which she acts.....................I said "acts", not "fakes it". Sad to say, I'll watch her terrible acting over the massacre ahead for the Tigers.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-4) at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-4) = Belmont Fire Seers - It's either watch this game or watch the Dawson's Creek marathon. Hey at least you can look at Katie Holmes on Dawson's Creek.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (3-1) at #6 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-1) - The Turtles take on the Plumber's Crack. CKT needs this one to get back into the Top 4 and prove it belongs there, even with last game's loss. Krakow has "cracked" it's way into the Top 4 and aren't ready to give it up so quickly. It's GLB mayhem at it's finest! Good luck to both teams!
22/48 beers! We seem to be staying a little more sober this week. NOT GOOD!!! Two really good games this week, so crack open a cold one and let the good times roll!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
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