My single most embarrassing moment as OC of my team happened tonight and I'm still doing a recap. Suck it mcgovern. 
Ingolstadt Hat Tossers (1-2) at Torpedo Cowthorpe (3-0) 26-27
The 27,390 fans at The Gun Deck were treated to a bizarre finish as Torpedo pulls out a close one at home against the visiting Hat Tossers. Stud Cowthorpe HB Wilson W. Wilson Jr. backed up his big talk with 2 TDs, 20 yards on his 11 carries, 3 receiving yards on his single catch and a fumble which Ingolstadt took to the house. The bizarre play calling of the Ingolstadt offense helped Torpedo hold the Tossers to just 8.5 yards on 3 passes with a sack by LB Tri Nitro Toluene who had a staggering 17 tackles on the day.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398227&pbp_id=4416840
Parma Panthers (3-0) at Stockholm Black Death (2-1) 38-19
The Panthers of Parma finally found a vaccine to the Black Death's attack as Stockholm winning streak ends at 10 games. Parma HB The Mighty Thor cleaned up the drives that the skilled Panthers strung together with 3 TDs, 79.5 yards on 14 carries and a catch for a yard while the stingy Parma defense held Stockholm to just 2.8 yards per carry and 3.6 yards per pass.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398303&pbp_id=4413625
København Hühnerfalken (3-0) at Manchester Spartans (2-1) 48-16
The Hühnerfalken swooped into Platt Field and devoured the Spartans as København easily handles Manchester in a lopsided contest. Hühnerfalken HB Jaquizz Rogers pulled double duty, bringing in 3 catches for 87.5 yards, 78 yards rushing and a score. København KR Speedy Fast was dynamic with 5 KRs for 210.5 yards and a breathtaking 96 yard touchdown to go along with his 3 tackles, and a sack recorded on defense in his role as CB.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398287&pbp_id=4427255
Roman Legionnaires (2-1) at Kaiserslautern Red Devils (2-1) 31-20
The Legionnaires slew the Red Devils at the The Hell Hole as Kaiserslautern drops their first game this season. Roman HB and merenoise favorite AL "4 Touchdown in a Game" Bundy was instrumental in the win with 2 TDs and 61.5 yards but the real star of the game was quick Legionnaires DE Mario WiIliams who brought down the QB 4 times to go along with his 3 hurries and 5 total tackles.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398277&pbp_id=4427460
East Cairo Argonauts (2-1) at Southampton Stags (0-3) 191-0
ECA came into The CAGE and raped Southampton as if they were a 6 year old boy in a cage in Michael Jackson's bedroom. The Terrible Trio of HBs Elbert 'golden wheels' Dubenion, A Hasic, and TwinkleToes Hillsowski were unstoppable racking up 567.5 yards on the ground and 18 TDs. The scrawny Stags ended up down -64.5 yards on the ground as the Argos defense notched 11 sacks on the day.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398254&pbp_id=4425268
Ruhr Stahl-Männer (0-3) at Passion Fruits (2-1) 6-65
The Fruit Stand was rocking but the Stahl-Männer came a knocking anyway and ended up with a vicious beating at the hands of the Passion Fruits in a blowout. Passion HB Jerome "Big Bus" McNasty was too much for the Ruhr defense taking his 21 carries for 162 yards and pulling in 8 passes for an additional 40 yards to go along with his 6 TDs. After a slow start to the season Fruits DE Give You The Run-Around got going with 3 big sacks, a hurry and 6 total tackles.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398241&pbp_id=4415669
Edinburgh Union Jacks (1-2) at Portugal Bull Riders (0-3) 223-0
The Bull Riders were no match for the Union Jacks as Edinburgh conquered Portugal as bloodily as the Moors once did in 711 AD. EUJ's very capable HB's DJ Pad7 and Adam Bourne combined for 404 yards, 11 touchdowns and a staggering 49 broken tackles on just 24 carries. Edinburgh's KR Keely Hazel was busy scoring 7 times on PRs and amassing 777.5 yards on 26 returns.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398212&pbp_id=4423488
Stalingrad Snipers (1-2) at Atom Bombs (0-3) 30-27
The game of the week saw the Snipers comeback from a 14-3 deficit at the half to overtake the Atom Bombs in front of a crowded house at Enola Gay Arena. The Bombs seemed to be in total control early scoring two quick touchdowns in the first quarter but Stalingrad QB Teresa Hurst made up for some early mistakes and hit two huge TD passes late in the game to give the Snipers the lead with just 1:45 to play. The Atom Bombs took over near midfield but were unable to respond and after a failed 4th down conversion the Snipers walked away victorious.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398266&pbp_id=4430948
Ingolstadt Hat Tossers (1-2) at Torpedo Cowthorpe (3-0) 26-27
The 27,390 fans at The Gun Deck were treated to a bizarre finish as Torpedo pulls out a close one at home against the visiting Hat Tossers. Stud Cowthorpe HB Wilson W. Wilson Jr. backed up his big talk with 2 TDs, 20 yards on his 11 carries, 3 receiving yards on his single catch and a fumble which Ingolstadt took to the house. The bizarre play calling of the Ingolstadt offense helped Torpedo hold the Tossers to just 8.5 yards on 3 passes with a sack by LB Tri Nitro Toluene who had a staggering 17 tackles on the day.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398227&pbp_id=4416840
Parma Panthers (3-0) at Stockholm Black Death (2-1) 38-19
The Panthers of Parma finally found a vaccine to the Black Death's attack as Stockholm winning streak ends at 10 games. Parma HB The Mighty Thor cleaned up the drives that the skilled Panthers strung together with 3 TDs, 79.5 yards on 14 carries and a catch for a yard while the stingy Parma defense held Stockholm to just 2.8 yards per carry and 3.6 yards per pass.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398303&pbp_id=4413625
København Hühnerfalken (3-0) at Manchester Spartans (2-1) 48-16
The Hühnerfalken swooped into Platt Field and devoured the Spartans as København easily handles Manchester in a lopsided contest. Hühnerfalken HB Jaquizz Rogers pulled double duty, bringing in 3 catches for 87.5 yards, 78 yards rushing and a score. København KR Speedy Fast was dynamic with 5 KRs for 210.5 yards and a breathtaking 96 yard touchdown to go along with his 3 tackles, and a sack recorded on defense in his role as CB.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398287&pbp_id=4427255
Roman Legionnaires (2-1) at Kaiserslautern Red Devils (2-1) 31-20
The Legionnaires slew the Red Devils at the The Hell Hole as Kaiserslautern drops their first game this season. Roman HB and merenoise favorite AL "4 Touchdown in a Game" Bundy was instrumental in the win with 2 TDs and 61.5 yards but the real star of the game was quick Legionnaires DE Mario WiIliams who brought down the QB 4 times to go along with his 3 hurries and 5 total tackles.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398277&pbp_id=4427460
East Cairo Argonauts (2-1) at Southampton Stags (0-3) 191-0
ECA came into The CAGE and raped Southampton as if they were a 6 year old boy in a cage in Michael Jackson's bedroom. The Terrible Trio of HBs Elbert 'golden wheels' Dubenion, A Hasic, and TwinkleToes Hillsowski were unstoppable racking up 567.5 yards on the ground and 18 TDs. The scrawny Stags ended up down -64.5 yards on the ground as the Argos defense notched 11 sacks on the day.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398254&pbp_id=4425268
Ruhr Stahl-Männer (0-3) at Passion Fruits (2-1) 6-65
The Fruit Stand was rocking but the Stahl-Männer came a knocking anyway and ended up with a vicious beating at the hands of the Passion Fruits in a blowout. Passion HB Jerome "Big Bus" McNasty was too much for the Ruhr defense taking his 21 carries for 162 yards and pulling in 8 passes for an additional 40 yards to go along with his 6 TDs. After a slow start to the season Fruits DE Give You The Run-Around got going with 3 big sacks, a hurry and 6 total tackles.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398241&pbp_id=4415669
Edinburgh Union Jacks (1-2) at Portugal Bull Riders (0-3) 223-0
The Bull Riders were no match for the Union Jacks as Edinburgh conquered Portugal as bloodily as the Moors once did in 711 AD. EUJ's very capable HB's DJ Pad7 and Adam Bourne combined for 404 yards, 11 touchdowns and a staggering 49 broken tackles on just 24 carries. Edinburgh's KR Keely Hazel was busy scoring 7 times on PRs and amassing 777.5 yards on 26 returns.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398212&pbp_id=4423488
Stalingrad Snipers (1-2) at Atom Bombs (0-3) 30-27
The game of the week saw the Snipers comeback from a 14-3 deficit at the half to overtake the Atom Bombs in front of a crowded house at Enola Gay Arena. The Bombs seemed to be in total control early scoring two quick touchdowns in the first quarter but Stalingrad QB Teresa Hurst made up for some early mistakes and hit two huge TD passes late in the game to give the Snipers the lead with just 1:45 to play. The Atom Bombs took over near midfield but were unable to respond and after a failed 4th down conversion the Snipers walked away victorious.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=398266&pbp_id=4430948
