Okay here are the rankings after game 2. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (3-0) LW 1 - The Legal Smexies should be the Ill-Legal Smexies for what they did against the Wolverines. 559 yards in the air and 2 rushes for 6 yards. Shame on you Smexies for only getting 6 yards.
Next opponent: #8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-1)
#2 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-0) LW 5 - The Turtles killed the Tycoons 236-0! Who wouldn't. Now it's a real test going up against Czech Yourself.
Next opponent: at #6 Czech Yourself (2-1)
#3 Krakow Plumbers Crack (2-1) LW 7 - The Plumber's showed no Crack by keeping the Wolfpack out of the end zone on their way to a 30-18 victory. The 2-1 Hitmen are up next in what should be a close game.
Next opponent: at #10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-1)
#4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-1) LW 8 - Amsterdam must have slipped some X in the Gryphons' Gatorade as they outlasted the Gryphons 21-13. Win #3 is up next.
Next opponent: #15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-3)
#5 Danube Blues (2-1) LW 9 - The Blue's rebounded nicely after last games loss with a close 3 point win over the Average Joe's. A chance to keep rolling is up next in the form of the Wallachia Impalers.
Next opponent: at #11 Wallachia Impalers (0-3)
#6 Czech Yourself (2-1) LW 10 - Now that they got up early and put in their AI, they put the snuff on the Hitmen 45-26. A big game looms up next for the czech with CKT up next.
Next opponent: #2 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-0)
#7 Average Joe's (2-1) LW 2 - Well it turns out that the Average Joe's are just that.................average. They weren't able to contain the Blue's in the 4th quarter. Another tough team in the Wolfpack are up next for the Joe's.
Next opponent: #9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-1)
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-1) LW 3 - Bohemia took their first loss this season, handed to them by Amsterdam. Things are looking cloudy on Bohemia's horizon with the #1 Smexies next. Gryphon's will have to shore up that passing D to have a chance at stopping them.
Next opponent: at #1 Legal Smexies (3-0)
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-1) LW 4 - The Wolfpack were blown away by the sight of the Plumber's Crack. Six FG's were all they could score as they couldn't seem to cap off any drives with TD's. They need to find a way into the end zone with the Joe's up next.
Next opponent: at #7 Average Joe's (2-1)
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-1) LW 6 - The Hitmen got whacked by Yourself giving up 45 points in the loss. They have to travel to the Throne of the Krakow Plumber's Crack in the next game.
Next opponent: at #3 Krakow Plumbers Crack (2-1)
#11 Wallachia Impalers (1-2) LW 12 - The Impalers shut out the Tigers to get their first win of the season. enjoy it fort he next couple days, it could all be over soon with the Blue's up next.
Next opponent: #5 Danube Blues (2-1)
#12 Greece Lightning (1-2) LW 13 - The Lightning notched up win #1 and will get their second up in the next game against the Tycoons.
Next opponent: at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-3)
#13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-3) LW 11 - The Wolverines have lost their first three games of the season. They have scored only 21 points, all in the form of FG's, in three games. They have a chance to win the next game if they can get into the end zone.
Next opponent: at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-3)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-3) LW 14 - Well the Belmont defense did their part and held the Greece Lightning to only 97 points instead of the 200 points they usually give up. Great improvement fellas'!
But the offense has only scored 16 points in 3 games. With the Wolverines up next, they might just get their first win.
Next opponent: #13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-3)
#15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-3) LW 15 - Well they aren't moving up in the rankings anytime soon, so here is your daily dose of hot chicks: http://surfshot.s3.amazonaws.com/media/9/1/917529-large.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-1)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-3) LW 16 - So far teams are averaging over 200 points a game on the Tycoons. The Lightning get their chance next. If you can't come close to 200 points against these guys, you should be shunned!
Next opponent: #12 Greece Lightning (1-2)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3
G.O.W. - 0-1
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-1) at #1 Legal Smexies (3-0) = Legal Smexies -After the last game the Smexies are looking unstoppable. After the last game the Gryphons are looking stoppable.
Stay with the Smexies.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#2 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-0) at #6 Czech Yourself (2-1) - Big game here. #6 taking on #2. I'm going to go with the Turtles. They seem to be rolling, but it should be a close one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-1) at #3 Krakow Plumbers Crack (2-1) - That Plumber's Crack looks good.................in a non homo way of course.
Stick with the Crack Jack!
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-1) at #7 Average Joe's (2-1) - I'm going to give the Joe's a very slight edge in this one. Should be a good one though.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#5 Danube Blues (2-1) at #11 Wallachia Impalers (1-2) - Wallachia will be singin' the Blue's when they get impaled by Danube.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-3) at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-3) - Wolverines or Fire Seers? Fire Seers or Wolverines? We'll let the Magic 8 ball decide. Will the Wolverines beat the Fire Seers? http://lord.xopl.com/ulpage3a/8-ball.html
No. Okay, going with the Fire Seers according to the almighty Magic 8 ball.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-3) at #4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-1) - Amsterdam vs Nyihgfeaszrewfgh................Damnit! I still can't pronounce it! Just go with Amsterdam!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#12 Greece Lightning (1-2) at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-3) - Greece Lightning is on a roll. Win #2 coming up!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-0) at #6 Czech Yourself (2-1) - Here it is! The biggest rivalry from EEBBB#1! No more excuses! This one is for bragging rights! Who has got the balls to take this one?
It's Thunder Dome bitches!! Two teams enter, one team leaves!! All eyes will be on this one. Good luck to both you teams.
24/48 beers! A good week of GLB football and a lot of beer to drink! What a way to waste away the day!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (3-0) LW 1 - The Legal Smexies should be the Ill-Legal Smexies for what they did against the Wolverines. 559 yards in the air and 2 rushes for 6 yards. Shame on you Smexies for only getting 6 yards.
Next opponent: #8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-1)
#2 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-0) LW 5 - The Turtles killed the Tycoons 236-0! Who wouldn't. Now it's a real test going up against Czech Yourself.
Next opponent: at #6 Czech Yourself (2-1)
#3 Krakow Plumbers Crack (2-1) LW 7 - The Plumber's showed no Crack by keeping the Wolfpack out of the end zone on their way to a 30-18 victory. The 2-1 Hitmen are up next in what should be a close game.
Next opponent: at #10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-1)
#4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-1) LW 8 - Amsterdam must have slipped some X in the Gryphons' Gatorade as they outlasted the Gryphons 21-13. Win #3 is up next.
Next opponent: #15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-3)
#5 Danube Blues (2-1) LW 9 - The Blue's rebounded nicely after last games loss with a close 3 point win over the Average Joe's. A chance to keep rolling is up next in the form of the Wallachia Impalers.
Next opponent: at #11 Wallachia Impalers (0-3)
#6 Czech Yourself (2-1) LW 10 - Now that they got up early and put in their AI, they put the snuff on the Hitmen 45-26. A big game looms up next for the czech with CKT up next.
Next opponent: #2 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-0)
#7 Average Joe's (2-1) LW 2 - Well it turns out that the Average Joe's are just that.................average. They weren't able to contain the Blue's in the 4th quarter. Another tough team in the Wolfpack are up next for the Joe's.
Next opponent: #9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-1)
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-1) LW 3 - Bohemia took their first loss this season, handed to them by Amsterdam. Things are looking cloudy on Bohemia's horizon with the #1 Smexies next. Gryphon's will have to shore up that passing D to have a chance at stopping them.
Next opponent: at #1 Legal Smexies (3-0)
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-1) LW 4 - The Wolfpack were blown away by the sight of the Plumber's Crack. Six FG's were all they could score as they couldn't seem to cap off any drives with TD's. They need to find a way into the end zone with the Joe's up next.
Next opponent: at #7 Average Joe's (2-1)
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-1) LW 6 - The Hitmen got whacked by Yourself giving up 45 points in the loss. They have to travel to the Throne of the Krakow Plumber's Crack in the next game.
Next opponent: at #3 Krakow Plumbers Crack (2-1)
#11 Wallachia Impalers (1-2) LW 12 - The Impalers shut out the Tigers to get their first win of the season. enjoy it fort he next couple days, it could all be over soon with the Blue's up next.
Next opponent: #5 Danube Blues (2-1)
#12 Greece Lightning (1-2) LW 13 - The Lightning notched up win #1 and will get their second up in the next game against the Tycoons.
Next opponent: at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-3)
#13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-3) LW 11 - The Wolverines have lost their first three games of the season. They have scored only 21 points, all in the form of FG's, in three games. They have a chance to win the next game if they can get into the end zone.
Next opponent: at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-3)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-3) LW 14 - Well the Belmont defense did their part and held the Greece Lightning to only 97 points instead of the 200 points they usually give up. Great improvement fellas'!
But the offense has only scored 16 points in 3 games. With the Wolverines up next, they might just get their first win.
Next opponent: #13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-3)
#15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-3) LW 15 - Well they aren't moving up in the rankings anytime soon, so here is your daily dose of hot chicks: http://surfshot.s3.amazonaws.com/media/9/1/917529-large.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-1)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-3) LW 16 - So far teams are averaging over 200 points a game on the Tycoons. The Lightning get their chance next. If you can't come close to 200 points against these guys, you should be shunned!
Next opponent: #12 Greece Lightning (1-2)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3
G.O.W. - 0-1
#8 Bohemia Gryphons (2-1) at #1 Legal Smexies (3-0) = Legal Smexies -After the last game the Smexies are looking unstoppable. After the last game the Gryphons are looking stoppable.
Stay with the Smexies.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#2 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-0) at #6 Czech Yourself (2-1) - Big game here. #6 taking on #2. I'm going to go with the Turtles. They seem to be rolling, but it should be a close one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (2-1) at #3 Krakow Plumbers Crack (2-1) - That Plumber's Crack looks good.................in a non homo way of course.
Stick with the Crack Jack!
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-1) at #7 Average Joe's (2-1) - I'm going to give the Joe's a very slight edge in this one. Should be a good one though.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#5 Danube Blues (2-1) at #11 Wallachia Impalers (1-2) - Wallachia will be singin' the Blue's when they get impaled by Danube.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-3) at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-3) - Wolverines or Fire Seers? Fire Seers or Wolverines? We'll let the Magic 8 ball decide. Will the Wolverines beat the Fire Seers? http://lord.xopl.com/ulpage3a/8-ball.html
No. Okay, going with the Fire Seers according to the almighty Magic 8 ball.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-3) at #4 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-1) - Amsterdam vs Nyihgfeaszrewfgh................Damnit! I still can't pronounce it! Just go with Amsterdam!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#12 Greece Lightning (1-2) at #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-3) - Greece Lightning is on a roll. Win #2 coming up!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Croatian Killer Turtles (3-0) at #6 Czech Yourself (2-1) - Here it is! The biggest rivalry from EEBBB#1! No more excuses! This one is for bragging rights! Who has got the balls to take this one?
It's Thunder Dome bitches!! Two teams enter, one team leaves!! All eyes will be on this one. Good luck to both you teams.
24/48 beers! A good week of GLB football and a lot of beer to drink! What a way to waste away the day!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
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