Okay here are the rankings after game 2. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (2-0) - The Smexies are looking to be the team to beat in Alpha. It's early going, but they have some games coming up to test them. Their passing game looks strong and could be tough to stop.
Next opponent: at #11 Wildflecken Wolverines
#2 Average Joe's (2-0) - The Average Joe's looked very well above average in their first two games. getting wins in both games against weak teams, they now have to face four very good teams in four games straight, starting off with traveling to River Stadium of the Danube Blues.
Next opponent: at #9 Danube Blues (1-1)
#3 Bohemia Gryphons (2-0) - The Gryphons squeak by the Gods in Game 1, then blow out the Impalers in Game 2. With a tough Amsterdam team up next they will have to be more consistent to get a third win and stay in the top 3.
Next opponent: #8 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) - Going 2-0 with wins over solid teams has to make the Wolfpack an early favorite. Another good team comes to the Wolf's Den to see how good this team really is. The pass game leads the way for the Wolfpack and they will have their hands full of Plumber's Crack. How many times in your life do you really get to use a sentence like that?
Next opponent: #7 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1)
#5 Croatian Killer Turtles (2-0) - The Killer Turtles killed Greece Lightning with a strong run game and extremely effective passing game. The Tycoons are up next so look for a blow out next.
Next opponent: #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-2)
#6 Hungarian Hitmen (2-0) - After utterly destroying the Tycoons, the Hitmen are 2-0 and face Czech Yourself next. Rolling up 91 points in the 1st quarter in the Tycoon game, they will have to keep it up to beat Yourself. LOL "beat Yourself", might need some lotion to get that win, lol.
Next opponent: #10 Czech Yourself (1-1)
#7 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) - They fixed some leaks from the loss to the Mambas and earned a victory over the Blues. Putting up 398 yards through the air put them over the top in their last game. They will have to play better defense to get past the Wolfpack.
Next opponent: at #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0)
#8 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1) - The Hallucinations played strong in a loss to Istanbul and then blew away the Wolverines in the last game. Taking on the Gryphons will be a whole new psychedelic trip for Amsterdam. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfGD94CchJU
Next opponent: at #3 Bohemia Gryphons (2-0)
#9 Danube Blues (1-1) - Losing in a shoot out to the Plumbers Crack drops the Blues to 1-1 and with the Average Joe's up next it doesn't look good right now. These guys are good though, don't let your guard down on them for a second.
Next opponent: #2 Average Joe's (2-0)
#10 Czech Yourself (1-1) - Czech Yourself had to Czech Their Pants after the drubbing the Wolfpack laid on them. 89 total yards rushing is all they could put up in that game. But don't be fooled, they only rushed one of their HB's and shouldn't be taken lightly.
Next opponent: at #6 Hungarian Hitmen (2-0)
#11 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2) - The Wolverines put up a good fight against the All-Stars, but got lost in an acid trip by the Hallucinations http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wtiNzci1Wc
But I think these guys are the best of the bottom feeders club. They may not make the play offs, but they could be a team to watch out for when playing them.
Next opponent: #1 Legal Smexies (2-0)
#12 Wallachia Impalers (0-2) - Well Wallachia ended up being the team to get impaled last game. The Gryphons got their groove on with these guys. But there is a spark of light ahead. Just a very small spark as the Impalers face the Tigers next, but shortly after look to get impaled again and again and again and again and................
Next opponent: at #15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-2)
#13 Greece Lightning (0-2) - Well starting off the season getting trounced two times in a row is not very impressive. But two door mats lay ahead and at least you can make it to .500 before getting trounced again.
Next opponent: #14 Belmont Fire seers (2-0)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-2) - The Fire Seers have an incomplete roster and too many CPU players to make a difference this season. Keep on recruiting and you may win 2 games this season. (see #15 and #16)
Next opponent: at #13 Greece Lightning (0-2)
#15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-2) - Geez, I can't even begin to pronounce this name. Every time I try it sounds like when I'm sitting on the toilet after a night of drinking Milwaukee's Beast beer. You always want to wait 35 -45 minutes after I get done before going in there. Whoooooh!
Well at least these guys are trying to put a team together. A mix of low level players and high level players, but it won't be enough to keep from losing 15 games this season.
Next opponent: #12 Wallachia Impalers (0-2)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-2) - Weren't there some midgets called the Ufa-Loompas in that movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp? Well if not, there should be. These guys will soon be working in a chocolate factory after this season. Better luck in BBB, Tycoons.
Next opponent: at #5 Croatian Killer Turtles (2-0)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
#7 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) at #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - If the Wolfpack steps on a crack they will break the plumber's back.....................or is it step on a back and fthey will break the Plumber's Crack?.....................Aw fuck it! Take the Wolfpack in this one!
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1) at #3 Bohemia Gryphons (2-0) = Bohemia Gryphons - Another great match up right here. Both teams will have their hands full of each other................does that sound gay? Well you know what I mean! Going with the Gryphons here, but it will be close.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#2 Average Joe's (2-0) at #9 Danube Blues (1-1) = Average Joe's - Yet another great match up! Give those schedule maker's a pat on the back for giving us some good match ups early! I like the Blues, but the Joe's are nowhere near average. Take the Joe's.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#10 Czech Yourself (1-1) #6 Hungarian Hitmen (2-0) = Czech Yourself - The Hitmen are 2-0, but I don't think they are up to snuffing out Yourself. Take the CY in this match up.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#1 Legal Smexies (2-0) at #11 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2) = Legal Smexies - Smexies are just too much for the Wolverines. Going with Smexies pass game to win this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-2) at #13 Greece Lightning (0-2) = Greece Lightning - Lightning or Fire Seers? I don't know what the hell a Fire Seer is, so I'm taking the Lightning. Good luck.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Wallachia Impalers (0-2) at #15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-2) = Wallachia Impalers - No one really cares except for the two teams playing. Let's just humor them and go with the Impalers on this one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-2) at #5 Croatian Killer Turtles (2-0) = CKT - Come on, you know CKT is gonna' tear apart some Tycoons. Let's just look at hot chicks for this one: http://borisshaw.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/megan_fox_6.jpg
Game Rating: 1/6 beers for the game and multiple Screaming Orgasms for her. Yah! Yah!
*Game Of The Week*
#7 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) at #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) - #7 at #4! A real nice match up here. Two good passing games going up against each other. I think it will be a shoot out, but ultimately end up in the Wolfpack's favor. Good luck to both teams in the GOW!
27/48 beers! Very good match ups this time. Should be a lot of close games! Make sure you got good beer, good food, good smoke and good tail for this set of games!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (2-0) - The Smexies are looking to be the team to beat in Alpha. It's early going, but they have some games coming up to test them. Their passing game looks strong and could be tough to stop.
Next opponent: at #11 Wildflecken Wolverines
#2 Average Joe's (2-0) - The Average Joe's looked very well above average in their first two games. getting wins in both games against weak teams, they now have to face four very good teams in four games straight, starting off with traveling to River Stadium of the Danube Blues.
Next opponent: at #9 Danube Blues (1-1)
#3 Bohemia Gryphons (2-0) - The Gryphons squeak by the Gods in Game 1, then blow out the Impalers in Game 2. With a tough Amsterdam team up next they will have to be more consistent to get a third win and stay in the top 3.
Next opponent: #8 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1)
#4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) - Going 2-0 with wins over solid teams has to make the Wolfpack an early favorite. Another good team comes to the Wolf's Den to see how good this team really is. The pass game leads the way for the Wolfpack and they will have their hands full of Plumber's Crack. How many times in your life do you really get to use a sentence like that?
Next opponent: #7 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1)
#5 Croatian Killer Turtles (2-0) - The Killer Turtles killed Greece Lightning with a strong run game and extremely effective passing game. The Tycoons are up next so look for a blow out next.
Next opponent: #16 Ufa Tycoons (0-2)
#6 Hungarian Hitmen (2-0) - After utterly destroying the Tycoons, the Hitmen are 2-0 and face Czech Yourself next. Rolling up 91 points in the 1st quarter in the Tycoon game, they will have to keep it up to beat Yourself. LOL "beat Yourself", might need some lotion to get that win, lol.
Next opponent: #10 Czech Yourself (1-1)
#7 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) - They fixed some leaks from the loss to the Mambas and earned a victory over the Blues. Putting up 398 yards through the air put them over the top in their last game. They will have to play better defense to get past the Wolfpack.
Next opponent: at #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0)
#8 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1) - The Hallucinations played strong in a loss to Istanbul and then blew away the Wolverines in the last game. Taking on the Gryphons will be a whole new psychedelic trip for Amsterdam. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfGD94CchJU
Next opponent: at #3 Bohemia Gryphons (2-0)
#9 Danube Blues (1-1) - Losing in a shoot out to the Plumbers Crack drops the Blues to 1-1 and with the Average Joe's up next it doesn't look good right now. These guys are good though, don't let your guard down on them for a second.
Next opponent: #2 Average Joe's (2-0)
#10 Czech Yourself (1-1) - Czech Yourself had to Czech Their Pants after the drubbing the Wolfpack laid on them. 89 total yards rushing is all they could put up in that game. But don't be fooled, they only rushed one of their HB's and shouldn't be taken lightly.
Next opponent: at #6 Hungarian Hitmen (2-0)
#11 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2) - The Wolverines put up a good fight against the All-Stars, but got lost in an acid trip by the Hallucinations http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wtiNzci1Wc
But I think these guys are the best of the bottom feeders club. They may not make the play offs, but they could be a team to watch out for when playing them.
Next opponent: #1 Legal Smexies (2-0)
#12 Wallachia Impalers (0-2) - Well Wallachia ended up being the team to get impaled last game. The Gryphons got their groove on with these guys. But there is a spark of light ahead. Just a very small spark as the Impalers face the Tigers next, but shortly after look to get impaled again and again and again and again and................
Next opponent: at #15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-2)
#13 Greece Lightning (0-2) - Well starting off the season getting trounced two times in a row is not very impressive. But two door mats lay ahead and at least you can make it to .500 before getting trounced again.
Next opponent: #14 Belmont Fire seers (2-0)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-2) - The Fire Seers have an incomplete roster and too many CPU players to make a difference this season. Keep on recruiting and you may win 2 games this season. (see #15 and #16)
Next opponent: at #13 Greece Lightning (0-2)
#15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-2) - Geez, I can't even begin to pronounce this name. Every time I try it sounds like when I'm sitting on the toilet after a night of drinking Milwaukee's Beast beer. You always want to wait 35 -45 minutes after I get done before going in there. Whoooooh!
Well at least these guys are trying to put a team together. A mix of low level players and high level players, but it won't be enough to keep from losing 15 games this season.
Next opponent: #12 Wallachia Impalers (0-2)
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-2) - Weren't there some midgets called the Ufa-Loompas in that movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp? Well if not, there should be. These guys will soon be working in a chocolate factory after this season. Better luck in BBB, Tycoons.
Next opponent: at #5 Croatian Killer Turtles (2-0)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
#7 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) at #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - If the Wolfpack steps on a crack they will break the plumber's back.....................or is it step on a back and fthey will break the Plumber's Crack?.....................Aw fuck it! Take the Wolfpack in this one!
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1) at #3 Bohemia Gryphons (2-0) = Bohemia Gryphons - Another great match up right here. Both teams will have their hands full of each other................does that sound gay? Well you know what I mean! Going with the Gryphons here, but it will be close.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#2 Average Joe's (2-0) at #9 Danube Blues (1-1) = Average Joe's - Yet another great match up! Give those schedule maker's a pat on the back for giving us some good match ups early! I like the Blues, but the Joe's are nowhere near average. Take the Joe's.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#10 Czech Yourself (1-1) #6 Hungarian Hitmen (2-0) = Czech Yourself - The Hitmen are 2-0, but I don't think they are up to snuffing out Yourself. Take the CY in this match up.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#1 Legal Smexies (2-0) at #11 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2) = Legal Smexies - Smexies are just too much for the Wolverines. Going with Smexies pass game to win this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (0-2) at #13 Greece Lightning (0-2) = Greece Lightning - Lightning or Fire Seers? I don't know what the hell a Fire Seer is, so I'm taking the Lightning. Good luck.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Wallachia Impalers (0-2) at #15 Nyνregyhαza Tigers (0-2) = Wallachia Impalers - No one really cares except for the two teams playing. Let's just humor them and go with the Impalers on this one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Ufa Tycoons (0-2) at #5 Croatian Killer Turtles (2-0) = CKT - Come on, you know CKT is gonna' tear apart some Tycoons. Let's just look at hot chicks for this one: http://borisshaw.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/megan_fox_6.jpg
Game Rating: 1/6 beers for the game and multiple Screaming Orgasms for her. Yah! Yah!
*Game Of The Week*
#7 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) at #4 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) - #7 at #4! A real nice match up here. Two good passing games going up against each other. I think it will be a shoot out, but ultimately end up in the Wolfpack's favor. Good luck to both teams in the GOW!
27/48 beers! Very good match ups this time. Should be a lot of close games! Make sure you got good beer, good food, good smoke and good tail for this set of games!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
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