Okay here are the rankings after game 2. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Wroclaw Mambas (2-0) - The Mambas rolled up win #2 by pounding the Boracs with 437 yards on the ground. HB Dante Jean led the way for the Mambas with 6 TD's. They could be tough to beat if they keep repeating performances like this.
Next opponent: #14 Las Vegas Bandits (0-2)
#2 Short Bus All-Stars (2-0) - The EEBBB2 Champs racked up 22 wins in a row now with a 69-17 victory over The Gods. The All-Stars' secondary absolutely shut down the Gods' passing game making them go 8/29 and only 59 yards through the air.
Next opponent: at #15 Transatlantic Devils (1-1)
#3 Istanbul Hell Hounds (2-0) - The Hell Hounds won their second game of the season by squeaking out a win over the Jive Turkeys 17-13. The Istanbul D shutdown the potent Vancouver offense and kept them out of the end zone in the second half to help get the win.
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-2)
#4 Macedonia Trojans (2-0) - The Trojans absolutely brutalized the Las Vegas Bandits in a 132-3 ass whoopin'! The Macedonia D got 5 sacks against the Bandits, who were never in contention in this game.
Next opponent: at #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (0-2)
#5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-0) - The Funky Bunch notched their 2nd win with a 49-17 dance off win over the Greek Gods. DE Blitz led the defense getting his 3rd sack in two games.
Next opponent: #13 Renegades Of Funk (0-2)
#6 Knossos Minotaurs (2-0) - The Minotaurs rolled up win #2 against the ROF. Blowing them out 41-6 in the first half, the Minotaurs cruised to a victory in the second half. A very well balanced offense and a defense that got 4 sacks took the Minotaurs to their 2nd win of the young season.
Next opponent: #7 Luzitian Dynasty (1-1)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (1-1) - After a Game 1 loss, the Dynasty rebounded with a convincing win over a good Pirgos team. Gaining 300+ yards in the air and finishing off scoring drives with the ground game. Luzitian was up 31-3 at the half and never looked back.
Next opponent: at #6 Knossos Minotaurs (2-0)
#8 The Gods (1-1) - The Gods fell from the heavens after the Short Bus All-Stars brought them down to Earth in a 69-17 loss. That's blasphemy!! Gaining only 108 yards in total offense will not get you very many wins in this league.
Next opponent: #11 Greek Gods (0-2)
#9 Pirgos Warlords (1-1) - The Warlords got blown out by the Luzitian Dynasty in the first half 31-3 and that was that. They couldn't stop the Dynasty pass game giving up 300+ yards in the air. They did sack the Luzitian QB 4 times, but it hardly made a difference in this game.
Next opponent: #12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-2)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (0-2) - The Jive Turkeys lost to the Hell Hounds in a close one. They lead 13-7 going into halftime, but they could do nothing in the second half. The Jive Turkeys must have drank a bottle of Wild Turkey to play so dismal in the second half.
Next opponent: #4 Macedonia Trojans (2-0)
#11 Greek Gods (0-2) - The Greek Gods played like Geek Gods in their loss to the Funky Bunch. Although they led 14-3 early in the second quarter, it soon went south from there. The Greek Gods were outscored 28-3 and were never in the game in the second half.
Next opponent: at #8 The Gods (1-1)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-2) - Well it's not easy going up against the #1 Wroclaw Mambas and the Boracs proved it. Mambas gained 437 yards on the ground and were 10 of 12 passing. The Boracs played more like the Borats against the Mambas, funny and embarrassing.
Next opponent: at #9 Pirgos Warlords (1-1)
#13 Renegades of Funk (0-2) - The Renegades of Funk couldn't stop the Minotaurs from rolling them over and treating them like Renegades of Getting Treated Like Prison Bitches. They could only muster 3 FG's in the loss. Get back in the disco and work on your dance moves ROF.
Next opponent: at #5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-0)
#14 Las Vegas Bandits (0-2) - A really bad start for a team with decent starters. But that is where it ends. It's going to be a looooonnnngggg season for the Bandits. The Trojans racked up 500+ yards rushing alone against the Bandits. The Trojans could have at least used a condom when screwing these guys..............get it?...........Trojan and condom.....................Trojan is a brand of condoms..................get it?...................OK, I tried. But the Bandits got done like an all anal porn movie anyway.
Next opponent: at #1 Wroclaw Mambas (2-0)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (1-1) - The team made up of small kitchen appliances actually got a win! Who are the mongoloids that lost to this CPU team? (see #16)
Next opponent: #2 Short Bus All-Stars (2-0)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-2) - Here they are! The team that lost to the Transatlantic Toaster Ovens! The Warsaw Mafia! Understandable though. Level 1 CPU players and some level 11 players won't get you a win in this league. Enjoy BBB.
Next opponent: at #3 Istanbul Hell Hounds (2-0)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
#4 Macedonia Trojans (2-0) at #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (0-2) = Macedonia Trojans - This should be a good game. The J.T.'s have the ratings edge, but they lost to the Hell Hounds in game #2. The Trojans are rolling. I'm going with the Trojans.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (1-1) at #6 Knossos Minotaurs (2-0) = Luzitian Dynasty - This will be the first real test for the Minotaurs and the Dynasty just beat a good Pirgos team. Going with the Dynasty on this one.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Greek Gods (0-2) at #8 The Gods (1-1) = Greek Gods - It's the battle oft he Gods in this one. Will it be the Greek Gods or The Gods? I like gyros so I'm taking the Greek Gods in this one. They go so well with beer too.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-2) at #9 Pirgos Warlords (1-1) = Pirgos Warlords - Look for the Warlords to take out the Boracs.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#2 Short Bus All-Stars (2-0) at #15 Transatlantic Devils (1-1) = Short Bus All-Stars - Unless you want to watch a huge blow out, there won't be much to see here. All-Stars can really pad the stats in this one. Have fun Short Bus and leave some for the rest of us.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#13 Renegades of Funk (0-2) at #5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-0) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - The Fight for Who is the Funkiest is here! The Renegades of Funk or the Funky Bunch? I don't know if it's about Funk music or because they just smell funky, but I'm taking the Funky Bunch in this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-2) at #3 Istanbul Hell Hounds (2-0) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Just change the channel on this one. The Mafia will get mowed down in mafia hit fashion.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#14 Las Vegtas Bandits (0-2) at #1 Wroclaw Mambas (2-0) = Wroclaw Mambas - The Bandits have their work cut out for them, but the Mambas will be too much for the Bandits to try and steal one from them.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (1-1) at #6 Knossos Minotaurs (2-0) - GOW pits the #6 vs the #7 teams against each other. Can the Luzitian pass game over power the Knossos ground game? Should be a good one. Put an extra 6-pack in the cooler for this one.
25/48 beers! Very good match ups this time. Should be a lot of close games and a lot of drinking! Yay!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Wroclaw Mambas (2-0) - The Mambas rolled up win #2 by pounding the Boracs with 437 yards on the ground. HB Dante Jean led the way for the Mambas with 6 TD's. They could be tough to beat if they keep repeating performances like this.
Next opponent: #14 Las Vegas Bandits (0-2)
#2 Short Bus All-Stars (2-0) - The EEBBB2 Champs racked up 22 wins in a row now with a 69-17 victory over The Gods. The All-Stars' secondary absolutely shut down the Gods' passing game making them go 8/29 and only 59 yards through the air.
Next opponent: at #15 Transatlantic Devils (1-1)
#3 Istanbul Hell Hounds (2-0) - The Hell Hounds won their second game of the season by squeaking out a win over the Jive Turkeys 17-13. The Istanbul D shutdown the potent Vancouver offense and kept them out of the end zone in the second half to help get the win.
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-2)
#4 Macedonia Trojans (2-0) - The Trojans absolutely brutalized the Las Vegas Bandits in a 132-3 ass whoopin'! The Macedonia D got 5 sacks against the Bandits, who were never in contention in this game.
Next opponent: at #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (0-2)
#5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-0) - The Funky Bunch notched their 2nd win with a 49-17 dance off win over the Greek Gods. DE Blitz led the defense getting his 3rd sack in two games.
Next opponent: #13 Renegades Of Funk (0-2)
#6 Knossos Minotaurs (2-0) - The Minotaurs rolled up win #2 against the ROF. Blowing them out 41-6 in the first half, the Minotaurs cruised to a victory in the second half. A very well balanced offense and a defense that got 4 sacks took the Minotaurs to their 2nd win of the young season.
Next opponent: #7 Luzitian Dynasty (1-1)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (1-1) - After a Game 1 loss, the Dynasty rebounded with a convincing win over a good Pirgos team. Gaining 300+ yards in the air and finishing off scoring drives with the ground game. Luzitian was up 31-3 at the half and never looked back.
Next opponent: at #6 Knossos Minotaurs (2-0)
#8 The Gods (1-1) - The Gods fell from the heavens after the Short Bus All-Stars brought them down to Earth in a 69-17 loss. That's blasphemy!! Gaining only 108 yards in total offense will not get you very many wins in this league.
Next opponent: #11 Greek Gods (0-2)
#9 Pirgos Warlords (1-1) - The Warlords got blown out by the Luzitian Dynasty in the first half 31-3 and that was that. They couldn't stop the Dynasty pass game giving up 300+ yards in the air. They did sack the Luzitian QB 4 times, but it hardly made a difference in this game.
Next opponent: #12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-2)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (0-2) - The Jive Turkeys lost to the Hell Hounds in a close one. They lead 13-7 going into halftime, but they could do nothing in the second half. The Jive Turkeys must have drank a bottle of Wild Turkey to play so dismal in the second half.
Next opponent: #4 Macedonia Trojans (2-0)
#11 Greek Gods (0-2) - The Greek Gods played like Geek Gods in their loss to the Funky Bunch. Although they led 14-3 early in the second quarter, it soon went south from there. The Greek Gods were outscored 28-3 and were never in the game in the second half.
Next opponent: at #8 The Gods (1-1)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-2) - Well it's not easy going up against the #1 Wroclaw Mambas and the Boracs proved it. Mambas gained 437 yards on the ground and were 10 of 12 passing. The Boracs played more like the Borats against the Mambas, funny and embarrassing.
Next opponent: at #9 Pirgos Warlords (1-1)
#13 Renegades of Funk (0-2) - The Renegades of Funk couldn't stop the Minotaurs from rolling them over and treating them like Renegades of Getting Treated Like Prison Bitches. They could only muster 3 FG's in the loss. Get back in the disco and work on your dance moves ROF.
Next opponent: at #5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-0)
#14 Las Vegas Bandits (0-2) - A really bad start for a team with decent starters. But that is where it ends. It's going to be a looooonnnngggg season for the Bandits. The Trojans racked up 500+ yards rushing alone against the Bandits. The Trojans could have at least used a condom when screwing these guys..............get it?...........Trojan and condom.....................Trojan is a brand of condoms..................get it?...................OK, I tried. But the Bandits got done like an all anal porn movie anyway.
Next opponent: at #1 Wroclaw Mambas (2-0)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (1-1) - The team made up of small kitchen appliances actually got a win! Who are the mongoloids that lost to this CPU team? (see #16)
Next opponent: #2 Short Bus All-Stars (2-0)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-2) - Here they are! The team that lost to the Transatlantic Toaster Ovens! The Warsaw Mafia! Understandable though. Level 1 CPU players and some level 11 players won't get you a win in this league. Enjoy BBB.
Next opponent: at #3 Istanbul Hell Hounds (2-0)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
#4 Macedonia Trojans (2-0) at #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (0-2) = Macedonia Trojans - This should be a good game. The J.T.'s have the ratings edge, but they lost to the Hell Hounds in game #2. The Trojans are rolling. I'm going with the Trojans.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (1-1) at #6 Knossos Minotaurs (2-0) = Luzitian Dynasty - This will be the first real test for the Minotaurs and the Dynasty just beat a good Pirgos team. Going with the Dynasty on this one.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Greek Gods (0-2) at #8 The Gods (1-1) = Greek Gods - It's the battle oft he Gods in this one. Will it be the Greek Gods or The Gods? I like gyros so I'm taking the Greek Gods in this one. They go so well with beer too.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-2) at #9 Pirgos Warlords (1-1) = Pirgos Warlords - Look for the Warlords to take out the Boracs.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#2 Short Bus All-Stars (2-0) at #15 Transatlantic Devils (1-1) = Short Bus All-Stars - Unless you want to watch a huge blow out, there won't be much to see here. All-Stars can really pad the stats in this one. Have fun Short Bus and leave some for the rest of us.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#13 Renegades of Funk (0-2) at #5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-0) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - The Fight for Who is the Funkiest is here! The Renegades of Funk or the Funky Bunch? I don't know if it's about Funk music or because they just smell funky, but I'm taking the Funky Bunch in this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-2) at #3 Istanbul Hell Hounds (2-0) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Just change the channel on this one. The Mafia will get mowed down in mafia hit fashion.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#14 Las Vegtas Bandits (0-2) at #1 Wroclaw Mambas (2-0) = Wroclaw Mambas - The Bandits have their work cut out for them, but the Mambas will be too much for the Bandits to try and steal one from them.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (1-1) at #6 Knossos Minotaurs (2-0) - GOW pits the #6 vs the #7 teams against each other. Can the Luzitian pass game over power the Knossos ground game? Should be a good one. Put an extra 6-pack in the cooler for this one.
25/48 beers! Very good match ups this time. Should be a lot of close games and a lot of drinking! Yay!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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