Oh Gawd...I had forgotten that one. Out of all the ghey Pauly Shore movies that one was, indeed, the gheyest. The way he prance marched around made me wish I was there just so I could attack him with a baseball bat. My God, man- what an insult to our armed forces, to have that little homo wearing a uniform and making a mockery of what the service really is.
I would rather watch Two Girls, One Cup than ANY movie Pauly Shore is in. I saw him on late night once and he assumed the submissive rat position* and he grossed me out. Totally. And I'm not that selective, once the lights go out, but fuck, man- Pauly Shore is creepier than clowns even. (shudder)
So anyway, what did YOU guys do this evening? I went to an all you can eat and drink crab feed put on by a Catholic School and it was great, except it was beer and wine instead of Crown Royal but the crab was excellent and it was a micro beer (we get 7.95 for a micro beer at my stadium) so all in all it was pretty good. I love partying with Catholics- they aren't religious at all until the morning after, so it's like anything goes the night before.
Anyways we ended up in a hot tub drinking Stolis and smoking Monte Cristos at some rich Catholic's house (nice place- they even had a bidet in their bathroom) and just about the time the Stolis was flowing good and the Catholic women started removing their tops I remembered I'd forgotten to do my defensive game plan for tomorrow's game, so I hopped right out of the hot tub, in spite of the topless Catholic women begging me to stay and give them something juicy to report at morning confessional, and came right home.
That's how dedicated I am, and how much winning at GLB means to me.
*submissive rat position: Scientists have been able to isolate the "gay gene" in rats, and manipulate rat embryos to actually make them gay at birth. The tell is the male rats assume the submissive rat position, ordinarily reserved for females of the species. They arch their backs, move their tales to the side and assume the catching position. Proof positive that sexual preference is hardwired and not choice. So we need to give Pauly a break. He can't halp it.
Nor can Da Goose.
