Short and sweet, folks - we don't know any more about the season today than we did a week ago, and due to work constraints, I just don't have time for your beloved snark.
Predictions are real, snark is for your entertainment only, blah blah blah. Onward.
South African Ratels vs. Zambezi Silverbacks - Fat Danny's off to another 1-0 start. Will the upcoming games against potential Lion heavyweights make Fat Danny wish he was Really Fat Danny? For the Rabids, The jarhead does a fabulous job of recruting but somehow his Rabids don't make it over the hump. Maybe his players need to go to his boot camp. Could be an entertaining game.
Prediction: Let's go with The Rabids and see what happens
Quiçama Park Rangers vs. African Fever - Game of the Week. The Jellystone Rangers wasted no time in picking over the Glocks' fresh carcass, adding a couple tasty players. This one's interesting in that they're the last two consecutive A5 Champions, both went 20-0, and both, of course, were Lions. Hotheads have a litmus test to see how they stack up against real competition.
Prediction: Jellystone Rangers in a nail-biter
Madagascar Serpent Eagles vs. Gabon Glocks - Sorry, Flying Snakes™, no write up for CPU bashing anymore. Takes time and nobody has enough of that.
Prediction: Flying Snakes™ make scoreboard go tilt
Pullman Sinsations vs. Ghana Ashanti Empire - make your own pics here.
Djibouti Booties vs. Comoros Killer Whales - Da Booty may have been distracted by their own avatar in the first game. Either that or they're just not that good, which would be good for me, bad for them. In either case, don't change a thing - keep the avatar, keep on losing. Free Willy will find out for sure. Lose another and you they become Da Booty Call until further notice.
Prediction: Last freebie on that avatar, Booties
Zambia Zombies vs. Namibia Wildehond - Dead Men Walking vs. Bad Doggy! Two teams trying to make it to the head of the pack. Ought to be very, very interesting - either way, someone will be chewing on some bones at the end of this one.
Prediction: Let's say Benji and Friends for kicks
Monrovia Blood Diamonds vs. Tanzania Lumberjacks - JumberLacks retained that bulls-eye for good, perhaps, by rolling the Tar Babies flat. Bloody Mess sparkled in Game 1 - let's see how they fare against competition that knows how to lay the lumber.
Prediction: JumberLacks cut down another opponent
Comoros Lions vs. Durban DesertHawks - Dessert Carts may have found their way back to town in Week 1 shellacking of one of my favorites in Elephant, the Mounteds, who were appropriately hung on the hunter's den wall right above that self-same Dessert Cart. Big Hair Kitties got off to a good start in the league by thrashing the Depressions for the second time in a row due to the oddities of automated scheduling. Don't look now, kitties, but this team ain't from South Texas.
Prediction: Dessert Carts play like big boys
There you go, LOLkids: Week 2 in a nutshell. Play nice.
Predictions are real, snark is for your entertainment only, blah blah blah. Onward.
South African Ratels vs. Zambezi Silverbacks - Fat Danny's off to another 1-0 start. Will the upcoming games against potential Lion heavyweights make Fat Danny wish he was Really Fat Danny? For the Rabids, The jarhead does a fabulous job of recruting but somehow his Rabids don't make it over the hump. Maybe his players need to go to his boot camp. Could be an entertaining game.
Prediction: Let's go with The Rabids and see what happens
Quiçama Park Rangers vs. African Fever - Game of the Week. The Jellystone Rangers wasted no time in picking over the Glocks' fresh carcass, adding a couple tasty players. This one's interesting in that they're the last two consecutive A5 Champions, both went 20-0, and both, of course, were Lions. Hotheads have a litmus test to see how they stack up against real competition.
Prediction: Jellystone Rangers in a nail-biter
Madagascar Serpent Eagles vs. Gabon Glocks - Sorry, Flying Snakes™, no write up for CPU bashing anymore. Takes time and nobody has enough of that.
Prediction: Flying Snakes™ make scoreboard go tilt
Pullman Sinsations vs. Ghana Ashanti Empire - make your own pics here.
Djibouti Booties vs. Comoros Killer Whales - Da Booty may have been distracted by their own avatar in the first game. Either that or they're just not that good, which would be good for me, bad for them. In either case, don't change a thing - keep the avatar, keep on losing. Free Willy will find out for sure. Lose another and you they become Da Booty Call until further notice.
Prediction: Last freebie on that avatar, Booties
Zambia Zombies vs. Namibia Wildehond - Dead Men Walking vs. Bad Doggy! Two teams trying to make it to the head of the pack. Ought to be very, very interesting - either way, someone will be chewing on some bones at the end of this one.
Prediction: Let's say Benji and Friends for kicks
Monrovia Blood Diamonds vs. Tanzania Lumberjacks - JumberLacks retained that bulls-eye for good, perhaps, by rolling the Tar Babies flat. Bloody Mess sparkled in Game 1 - let's see how they fare against competition that knows how to lay the lumber.
Prediction: JumberLacks cut down another opponent
Comoros Lions vs. Durban DesertHawks - Dessert Carts may have found their way back to town in Week 1 shellacking of one of my favorites in Elephant, the Mounteds, who were appropriately hung on the hunter's den wall right above that self-same Dessert Cart. Big Hair Kitties got off to a good start in the league by thrashing the Depressions for the second time in a row due to the oddities of automated scheduling. Don't look now, kitties, but this team ain't from South Texas.
Prediction: Dessert Carts play like big boys
There you go, LOLkids: Week 2 in a nutshell. Play nice.
