Monaco Mustangs Vs Belfast Shamrocks
Mustangs managed to put up zero points in there scrimmages and the trend will continue. The Shamrocks 52 year old Boomer Esiason Shows up drunk off guinness leading the Shamrocks to a 144-0 victory
Cedar Creek Wildcats Vs Tilburg Cheeseheads
Two evenly matched teams, the score will not show this at the end. A inside source has informed me the cheeseheads has bought off one of the officials. Cheeseheads 31-14
Bonn Jovi Vs. Cherry Valley Wizards
Its the battle of the worst named team and the worst logo. Bonn Jovi decides to Pop another cherry and prooving there scrimmage was not a fluke. Bon Jovi 72-17
Rockaway Knights Vs. Windsor Nobles
Johnny Deer trys to run behind Big Wally and is held to a 2.8 yard average. While on the other side of the ball the nobles average 3.7 yards making them a 34-28 Winner
Downer Vikings Vs. Tesriver Flood
A home game for the flood and a flood is what they got. After 3 straight days of rain, the fans are not able to attend and completely demoralizing the Tesriver players. Vikings 54-14
Kronborg Knights Vs. Sweedish Fish
After both teams lost both scrimmages, owners make a bet and loser pays for other teams season ticket holders parking for the year. Sweedish fish need to dip into their candy fund, Knights 13-10
Chelsea Cards vs Mississippi Delta Delta Force
Mississippi scores on first drive and never looks back. Force runs all over Cards 44-7
Germany Hasselhoffs vs Bubonic Plague
A well coached and well Gm team invites Pam Lee Anderson to sing the national Anthem. After Ms Anderson boobs pop out the hasselhoffs break into song and show what huge pansys they are. Plague 66-0
Gibraltor Rock Vs Purple Nurples
The Rock become the first victim of a Samson purple nurple. Front Runner Abland throws four td's and Johnson rushes for another three showing they are a force to be reckon with. Nurples 96-0
Vatican City Vs. West Seattle
The Pope attends ball game and pukes in disgust after West Seatlle does a satan dance Choreographed by ocho cinco. Last minute field goal puts Seattle on top. 23-20
Sicily Cosa Nostra Vs. Folsom County Blues
After Irving Fryer Guaranteed 12 wins, they show no mercy to Folsom. They Lock down their running game and show they mean business. Nostra 66-10
Royal Army of Copenhagen Vs Scabs
After firing Cade Mcnown the R.A.C. qb coach Curtis Painter finally learns how to throw a ball and leads them to an easy victory. R.A.C. 34 - 17
Casino Royale Vs. River Rhinos
Casino Royale will start the season off right showing they will be a top 4 seed in the Zeta conference. The rhinos will feature the defensive mvp in the Wall but will be a non factor in this first game. Royale 35-17
Knights of the round table Vs. Iceland Ice Ants
After a controversial 1st scrimmage between these two teams, league looks into foul Play. Ice Ants learned from there mistakes and break the table in half... Ants 28-17
Smokin Aces Vs. Endzone Gorillas
The Aces will look to the running game but will be stopped Way Short by the Gorillas. Gorillas hope to send a message to the league especially to the nurples by posting a shutout. Gorilas 48-0
La Tourette vs D'Haran
Out leveled and outmatched D'haran show why they have some of the top GM's in the game. Perfect game planning allow for a huge first week upset. 21-17
Mustangs managed to put up zero points in there scrimmages and the trend will continue. The Shamrocks 52 year old Boomer Esiason Shows up drunk off guinness leading the Shamrocks to a 144-0 victory
Cedar Creek Wildcats Vs Tilburg Cheeseheads
Two evenly matched teams, the score will not show this at the end. A inside source has informed me the cheeseheads has bought off one of the officials. Cheeseheads 31-14
Bonn Jovi Vs. Cherry Valley Wizards
Its the battle of the worst named team and the worst logo. Bonn Jovi decides to Pop another cherry and prooving there scrimmage was not a fluke. Bon Jovi 72-17
Rockaway Knights Vs. Windsor Nobles
Johnny Deer trys to run behind Big Wally and is held to a 2.8 yard average. While on the other side of the ball the nobles average 3.7 yards making them a 34-28 Winner
Downer Vikings Vs. Tesriver Flood
A home game for the flood and a flood is what they got. After 3 straight days of rain, the fans are not able to attend and completely demoralizing the Tesriver players. Vikings 54-14
Kronborg Knights Vs. Sweedish Fish
After both teams lost both scrimmages, owners make a bet and loser pays for other teams season ticket holders parking for the year. Sweedish fish need to dip into their candy fund, Knights 13-10
Chelsea Cards vs Mississippi Delta Delta Force
Mississippi scores on first drive and never looks back. Force runs all over Cards 44-7
Germany Hasselhoffs vs Bubonic Plague
A well coached and well Gm team invites Pam Lee Anderson to sing the national Anthem. After Ms Anderson boobs pop out the hasselhoffs break into song and show what huge pansys they are. Plague 66-0
Gibraltor Rock Vs Purple Nurples
The Rock become the first victim of a Samson purple nurple. Front Runner Abland throws four td's and Johnson rushes for another three showing they are a force to be reckon with. Nurples 96-0
Vatican City Vs. West Seattle
The Pope attends ball game and pukes in disgust after West Seatlle does a satan dance Choreographed by ocho cinco. Last minute field goal puts Seattle on top. 23-20
Sicily Cosa Nostra Vs. Folsom County Blues
After Irving Fryer Guaranteed 12 wins, they show no mercy to Folsom. They Lock down their running game and show they mean business. Nostra 66-10
Royal Army of Copenhagen Vs Scabs
After firing Cade Mcnown the R.A.C. qb coach Curtis Painter finally learns how to throw a ball and leads them to an easy victory. R.A.C. 34 - 17
Casino Royale Vs. River Rhinos
Casino Royale will start the season off right showing they will be a top 4 seed in the Zeta conference. The rhinos will feature the defensive mvp in the Wall but will be a non factor in this first game. Royale 35-17
Knights of the round table Vs. Iceland Ice Ants
After a controversial 1st scrimmage between these two teams, league looks into foul Play. Ice Ants learned from there mistakes and break the table in half... Ants 28-17
Smokin Aces Vs. Endzone Gorillas
The Aces will look to the running game but will be stopped Way Short by the Gorillas. Gorillas hope to send a message to the league especially to the nurples by posting a shutout. Gorilas 48-0
La Tourette vs D'Haran
Out leveled and outmatched D'haran show why they have some of the top GM's in the game. Perfect game planning allow for a huge first week upset. 21-17
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