Warrior General Games

Hattiesburg Hangovers vs. Pewntenheimer Pewnts -- Hey, i ain't accusing anybody of exploiting the system...but some things seems pretty eerie w/the way a lot of Pewnts players are named...and the fact a lot of the players owners resemble the same style as the Pewnts owner...aka does anybody else feel like booman has more than one account?

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Key Player; Michael Umenyiora (DE). Key Matchup; Chris Beard (DT) vs. Skater Squirrel (C)...hopefully Beard brings the maple syrup.
Of course the Pewnts are the better the team and they have tremendous depth, much like the Monkeys. The Hangovers suffer another Hangover...
Pewnies 34-10.


Twin Cities Wildcats vs. Fresno Anarchs -- With hands down the easiest schedule thus far, the Wildcats look to extend their 3 game winning streak to 4 vs. the Anarchs. They schedule gets tougher from here on out, so look for Fandom to relax some players if they have any energy issues to date. I'd be tempted to at least give the anarchs the benefit of the doubt concerning the goose egg, but alas their kicker, Kratos Xender, just doesn't have the leg for it.
Key player; Nashou Hatzinerantzis (WR). Key Matchup; Pick OPlenty (CB) vs. Andre Corgozinho's INTs.
WWW.ildcats.com 55-0.

Mad Wet Squirrels vs. San Diego Bolts -- After a scare last week, look for the bolts to get energized against the squirrels terrible pass defense. Are the squirrels merely a farm team that the owner, Rabid Squirrel, uses to juice up his canadian AAA team? Regardless, the Bolts shock and awe a paltry non-depth farm team.
Key Player; Randal Kay (ROLB) again. This dude is a beast. Key matchup; The Bolts offensive front vs. the Squirrels D-line, look for the Bolts to actually record a few pancakes this week.
The Boltasms 60-0.

Buenes Aires Marauders vs. Seattle Storm -- The Marauders are simply just a better team. In this league, you have to make sure your O-line can withstand the constant harassment of level 11+ DEs and DTs. Seattle just isn't there yet and will get dismantled today.
Key Player; James Brickman (NT). Key Matchup; Annie Man (HB) vs. The Storm's LB corp.
Marauder Slaugther 27-13.

Hammond Bayou Bengals vs. Auckland Raiders -- With no defensive line and no guard support, its a wonder how the Raiders command such a record...schedule might have helped. The Bengalis expose the Raiders left side today and finally stop the halfback backup running sensation, Dick Navis.
Key Player; The Duke (RDE). Key Matchup; Sweet Stanks (RG) vs. Zane Nihl (DT)
Bengal Nation 47-10.

LUElinks LUEshis vs. Monmouth Evil Monkeys -- Trust me Lu Lu's, this is gonna hurt the monkeys more than its gonna hurt you...or at least that's the same reasoning my dad gave me right before whipping the piss out of me. Signed, sealed, and delivered...this is the lock of the week. Monkeys go apesh*&t in the second half.
Key Player; Duece Man (WR). Key Matchup; Stu 'mothatruckin' mayhem (LDE) wreaking havoc all over the LUs right side.
EVil Doers 42-6.

Laredo Lesbians vs. Houston Cougars -- Battle of the uno-siete's. Could possibly be the game of the week. When god gives you lemons...make lemonade i guess.
Key Player, Trey Bly (CB). Key Matchup; Tommy Romo (QB) picking on the Lesbians' secondary.
Thesbians 20-19.

Philadelphia Knights vs. Texas Bigga Bois -- Yeah yeah, so I figured the Bois wrong last week...won't happen this week.
Key Player; Ed Taylor (FS), simply because i like looking at that profile pic. Key Matchup; Sebastian Gardenhire (WR) vs. Temper Temper (CB)
Texas Double B's 59-3.

I would do the east as well, but damn...that's a lot of teams. I think there are a few crossover games coming up, so maybe the east will get represented a few times.

We actually got to name almost all of our players. This has been covered before, but the Pewnts is a collection of players who play Counter Strike and frequent a community forum. We know 90% of every player on our team and got a hand in saying which player would create which position and their names.

gotcha, you have to admit though...shit looks shady.

I admit it does, and here's why: the naming system we used were crosses between two good NFL players. 9/10 players on our team have this name configuration, so it does look a little *too* nice, but meh. Our GMs thought it was great fun.

Anyway, very nice writeup and I look forward to today's games.

Just FYI, Ed's personal avatar ain't too bad either.

Thank you for graciously conceding our three points to Texas. Ben's already getting his leg warmed up for his fifteen seconds of fame.

Man 3 points to the Knights, our defense isnt that bad is it?

We've only been shut out twice, which is saying something when you're starting from scratch in an established league as this team is. So save the cockiness, it's easy to have that attitude when you're starting a season and a half ahead.

PS. At least I have the good sense to hide my ugliness behind my team logo.

Yeah, I'd agree that the monkey's would be more pissed about the prediction.

wonder how many picks Temper is gonna get off of the BBs. hmmm...

Um none.

I wonder if Vegas'll set an over-under for the number of picks. This cat Sebastian doesn't look too agile, I'd say two.

Also, he's playing in our house and you know how we do it in Philly - D batteries, beer bottles, hell, we snowballed Santa Claus.

Originally posted by 12thKnight
I wonder if Vegas'll set an over-under for the number of picks. This cat Sebastian doesn't look too agile, I'd say two.

Also, he's playing in our house and you know how we do it in Philly - D batteries, beer bottles, hell, we snowballed Santa Claus.

And little children.

Originally posted by l4boMb4
I would do the east as well, but damn...that's a lot of teams. I think there are a few crossover games coming up, so maybe the east will get represented a few times.

I know what you mean. I did power rankings for AAA #2 and I decided to only do my conference. Actually, in my latest edition I stopped at 12 because I had Mother's Day festivities to attend and the last four teams might have been as bad as the worst 4 teams here in A #4. So, I said screw it.

Originally posted by smileyforall
Originally posted by 12thKnight

I wonder if Vegas'll set an over-under for the number of picks. This cat Sebastian doesn't look too agile, I'd say two.

Also, he's playing in our house and you know how we do it in Philly - D batteries, beer bottles, hell, we snowballed Santa Claus.

And little children.

Little children wearing Cowboys and Giants crap? Damn right.