http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=5919
this guy is a beast! He is everywhere. Damn! a no trade clause, we could use a stud like this.
this guy is a beast! He is everywhere. Damn! a no trade clause, we could use a stud like this.
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She will be the best CB in WhereEver BB#1 in season 10 tbh.
Due to a letter sent to me by Cersei's attorney regarding her playing every position I had to scale back her involvement. I added a couple of players to our depth chart to spell her and got my kicker and center ready to go at their new positions.
Due to a letter sent to me by Cersei's attorney regarding her playing every position I had to scale back her involvement. I added a couple of players to our depth chart to spell her and got my kicker and center ready to go at their new positions.
Last edited Feb 18, 2009 14:55:32
CubanAssassin
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That's a much better depth chart. Look at our scouting bars now bitches! Yeah! We gonna own y'all!
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Sad thing is, i think we can beat Qidan Beggar's Sect with our depth chart set like this,
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Originally posted by CubanAssassin
That's a much better depth chart. Look at our scouting bars now bitches! Yeah! We gonna own y'all!
Yo assassin...you needs to chilldafuckout, son. With that avatar and your predeliction for ending every one of your sentences with an exclamation point you're going to scare some people. Why don't you go roll a dutch, take a valium, sip on some Colt 45, and get a blowjob while flipping through the Bowflex infomercials on tv and talking to your cousin Kiwuan on your brother's 'borrowed' cell phone.
After you're down with that, why don't you smoke that dutch you rolled and listen to some Redman and hit me back in your new frame of mind.
Shit...
That's a much better depth chart. Look at our scouting bars now bitches! Yeah! We gonna own y'all!
Yo assassin...you needs to chilldafuckout, son. With that avatar and your predeliction for ending every one of your sentences with an exclamation point you're going to scare some people. Why don't you go roll a dutch, take a valium, sip on some Colt 45, and get a blowjob while flipping through the Bowflex infomercials on tv and talking to your cousin Kiwuan on your brother's 'borrowed' cell phone.
After you're down with that, why don't you smoke that dutch you rolled and listen to some Redman and hit me back in your new frame of mind.
Shit...
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Originally posted by mcgovern10
Originally posted by CubanAssassin
That's a much better depth chart. Look at our scouting bars now bitches! Yeah! We gonna own y'all!
Yo assassin...you needs to chilldafuckout, son. With that avatar and your predeliction for ending every one of your sentences with an exclamation point you're going to scare some people. Why don't you go roll a dutch, take a valium, sip on some Colt 45, and get a blowjob while flipping through the Bowflex infomercials on tv and talking to your cousin Kiwuan on your brother's 'borrowed' cell phone.
After you're down with that, why don't you smoke that dutch you rolled and listen to some Redman and hit me back in your new frame of mind.
Shit...
That actually sounds entertaining. I wish that i was able to do this tonight.
Originally posted by CubanAssassin
That's a much better depth chart. Look at our scouting bars now bitches! Yeah! We gonna own y'all!
Yo assassin...you needs to chilldafuckout, son. With that avatar and your predeliction for ending every one of your sentences with an exclamation point you're going to scare some people. Why don't you go roll a dutch, take a valium, sip on some Colt 45, and get a blowjob while flipping through the Bowflex infomercials on tv and talking to your cousin Kiwuan on your brother's 'borrowed' cell phone.
After you're down with that, why don't you smoke that dutch you rolled and listen to some Redman and hit me back in your new frame of mind.
Shit...
That actually sounds entertaining. I wish that i was able to do this tonight.
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A dutch, valium, and Colt 45 watching Bowflex infomercials sounds like fun to me. All I need is a dutch, valium, and some Colt 45.
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Originally posted by AngryDragon
A dutch, valium, and Colt 45 watching Bowflex infomercials sounds like fun to me. All I need is a dutch, valium, and some Colt 45.
HOW TO ACHIEVE ONENESS:
I have received several PMs by you curious readers on how to procure the ingredient listed above. Here's the lowdown:
The Dutch--You can procure the dutchee blunts at your local gas station where you're also likely to find some Colt 45, depending on the whiteness of the town you live in.
The Valium--The valium can be tricky, but I *HIGHLY SUSPECT* if you go to your family physician and tell him/her how the current economic situation in the country is affecting your mindframe and that you're having difficulty falling asleep and report decrease quality of sleep he/she will prescribe the valium. That's just a guess, though...
The Colt 45--see "The Dutch"
The Blowjob--Obvious choices for these include the wife, the fiance, the girlfriend, the bootycall, the hooker, the ho, the bitch, the slut, the highest most sophisticated bus station skank, and the crack whore IN THAT ORDER. Here's how Big Papa Pimp Juice, Shante Kelley, likes to do it:
"I usually tell a bitch like this--I says:
"Hey pretty mama you look sweet I mean you the type a treat
I been dyin' to eat.
Have mercy to these big hands and big feet use me once
Then use me again like fish grease.
Body perfect, prima donna oh my god mami work it,
Make a Kelley wanna get a job.
Shante--the ladies call me Big K Stud,
Is it my big long hugs or my big long club?
Just sayin'
If you got the itch I'm ya playa
To scratch it
And bring the hook back
While I'm at it
Fantastic."
After you utter these words to your woman, Shante Kelley claims that "...your bitch will be ready to ride yo' shit." According to Kelley, this is when you tell her:
"Suck a dick up 'til ya hiccup, bitch."
For the crack whore and most sophisticated bus station skanks you skip to the last part.
The Bowflex Infomercial--I'm not really sure what channel this is on, to be honest. I do know that I like the one with the girl in the sports bra and spandex doing her workout. She's hot. If you can't find the Bowflex channel then the Spice channel works pretty well, and sometimes even Secret Diary of a Call Girl on Showtime. I don't care, shit...if your girl is downwitit you can pop in some motherfuckin' porn while she's doin' her thang, I don't care...
The Cousin Kiwuan--Easy. Find your dorkiest, scrawniest little cousin and slap the shit out of his ass. Then drag him down to City Hall and make him legally change his name to Kiwuan. HINT: Before you leave for downtown, tell your brother you lost your cell phone and that you need to borrow his for the day.
The Brother's 'borrowed' cell phone--see The Cousin Kiwuan
A dutch, valium, and Colt 45 watching Bowflex infomercials sounds like fun to me. All I need is a dutch, valium, and some Colt 45.
HOW TO ACHIEVE ONENESS:
I have received several PMs by you curious readers on how to procure the ingredient listed above. Here's the lowdown:
The Dutch--You can procure the dutchee blunts at your local gas station where you're also likely to find some Colt 45, depending on the whiteness of the town you live in.
The Valium--The valium can be tricky, but I *HIGHLY SUSPECT* if you go to your family physician and tell him/her how the current economic situation in the country is affecting your mindframe and that you're having difficulty falling asleep and report decrease quality of sleep he/she will prescribe the valium. That's just a guess, though...
The Colt 45--see "The Dutch"
The Blowjob--Obvious choices for these include the wife, the fiance, the girlfriend, the bootycall, the hooker, the ho, the bitch, the slut, the highest most sophisticated bus station skank, and the crack whore IN THAT ORDER. Here's how Big Papa Pimp Juice, Shante Kelley, likes to do it:
"I usually tell a bitch like this--I says:
"Hey pretty mama you look sweet I mean you the type a treat
I been dyin' to eat.
Have mercy to these big hands and big feet use me once
Then use me again like fish grease.
Body perfect, prima donna oh my god mami work it,
Make a Kelley wanna get a job.
Shante--the ladies call me Big K Stud,
Is it my big long hugs or my big long club?
Just sayin'
If you got the itch I'm ya playa
To scratch it
And bring the hook back
While I'm at it
Fantastic."
After you utter these words to your woman, Shante Kelley claims that "...your bitch will be ready to ride yo' shit." According to Kelley, this is when you tell her:
"Suck a dick up 'til ya hiccup, bitch."
For the crack whore and most sophisticated bus station skanks you skip to the last part.
The Bowflex Infomercial--I'm not really sure what channel this is on, to be honest. I do know that I like the one with the girl in the sports bra and spandex doing her workout. She's hot. If you can't find the Bowflex channel then the Spice channel works pretty well, and sometimes even Secret Diary of a Call Girl on Showtime. I don't care, shit...if your girl is downwitit you can pop in some motherfuckin' porn while she's doin' her thang, I don't care...
The Cousin Kiwuan--Easy. Find your dorkiest, scrawniest little cousin and slap the shit out of his ass. Then drag him down to City Hall and make him legally change his name to Kiwuan. HINT: Before you leave for downtown, tell your brother you lost your cell phone and that you need to borrow his for the day.
The Brother's 'borrowed' cell phone--see The Cousin Kiwuan
Last edited Feb 19, 2009 16:11:03
AngryDragon
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That seems like a lot of work to me. I guess it aint easy being a pimp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj7lLgLAb-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj7lLgLAb-I
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Originally posted by mcgovern10
Yo assassin...you needs to chilldafuckout, son. With that avatar and your predeliction for ending every one of your sentences with an exclamation point you're going to scare some people. Why don't you go roll a dutch, take a valium, sip on some Colt 45, and get a blowjob while flipping through the Bowflex infomercials on tv and talking to your cousin Kiwuan on your brother's 'borrowed' cell phone.
After you're down with that, why don't you smoke that dutch you rolled and listen to some Redman and hit me back in your new frame of mind.
Shit...
I hear ya man. I just ain't down with that shit. I mean, look at how it fucked you up. I don't need mellow, I need to get pumped up!
At least I don't do the double exclamation point:
Originally posted by mcgovern10
You call it drama, I call it COMMUNICATION!! I haven't minded the few extra days of training points...brings all my players that much closer to their advanced eq upgrades!
Peace, Brother.
Yo assassin...you needs to chilldafuckout, son. With that avatar and your predeliction for ending every one of your sentences with an exclamation point you're going to scare some people. Why don't you go roll a dutch, take a valium, sip on some Colt 45, and get a blowjob while flipping through the Bowflex infomercials on tv and talking to your cousin Kiwuan on your brother's 'borrowed' cell phone.
After you're down with that, why don't you smoke that dutch you rolled and listen to some Redman and hit me back in your new frame of mind.
Shit...
I hear ya man. I just ain't down with that shit. I mean, look at how it fucked you up. I don't need mellow, I need to get pumped up!
At least I don't do the double exclamation point:
Originally posted by mcgovern10
You call it drama, I call it COMMUNICATION!! I haven't minded the few extra days of training points...brings all my players that much closer to their advanced eq upgrades!
Peace, Brother.
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Originally posted by CubanAssassin
Originally posted by mcgovern10
Yo assassin...you needs to chilldafuckout, son. With that avatar and your predeliction for ending every one of your sentences with an exclamation point you're going to scare some people. Why don't you go roll a dutch, take a valium, sip on some Colt 45, and get a blowjob while flipping through the Bowflex infomercials on tv and talking to your cousin Kiwuan on your brother's 'borrowed' cell phone.
After you're down with that, why don't you smoke that dutch you rolled and listen to some Redman and hit me back in your new frame of mind.
Shit...
I hear ya man. I just ain't down with that shit. I mean, look at how it fucked you up. I don't need mellow, I need to get pumped up!
At least I don't do the double exclamation point:
Originally posted by mcgovern10
You call it drama, I call it COMMUNICATION!! I haven't minded the few extra days of training points...brings all my players that much closer to their advanced eq upgrades!
Peace, Brother.
^ Is on some of those crazy Canadian football league steroids imo. Best damn play time consultant out there all wired up though so quit trying to mellow him out. Ever since I got that vaporizer I am way to mellow. I need that fire in his belly.
Originally posted by mcgovern10
Yo assassin...you needs to chilldafuckout, son. With that avatar and your predeliction for ending every one of your sentences with an exclamation point you're going to scare some people. Why don't you go roll a dutch, take a valium, sip on some Colt 45, and get a blowjob while flipping through the Bowflex infomercials on tv and talking to your cousin Kiwuan on your brother's 'borrowed' cell phone.
After you're down with that, why don't you smoke that dutch you rolled and listen to some Redman and hit me back in your new frame of mind.
Shit...
I hear ya man. I just ain't down with that shit. I mean, look at how it fucked you up. I don't need mellow, I need to get pumped up!
At least I don't do the double exclamation point:
Originally posted by mcgovern10
You call it drama, I call it COMMUNICATION!! I haven't minded the few extra days of training points...brings all my players that much closer to their advanced eq upgrades!
Peace, Brother.
^ Is on some of those crazy Canadian football league steroids imo. Best damn play time consultant out there all wired up though so quit trying to mellow him out. Ever since I got that vaporizer I am way to mellow. I need that fire in his belly.
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BTW: mcgovern is a bad pimp name. You need to change it to McG or something like that.
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