Yo yo yo.... My linebacker has the best Equipment for you. "Jock full 'o Meat". +5% chance he makes you his chick.
My stats prediction this year.....
QB - Orin Llwyedd - Season Stats: 1200 yards passing, 3 TD's, 38 INTs. (Fred deletes him after he drops his ass.)
LB Fred Ditka- Bort and GLB implement injuries and he becomes a Gimp. Finds a second career at some carnival spreading pixie dust on the "Tilt-a-Whirl" ... Shacks up with the "yak Lady" and guesses people's weight.
OT Fred Ogden defies California law and marries G Dustin Dent.
(Just aiming at the top of the Conference Standings

) Foy Destroyers is next ... maybe I'll post their players builds publically... oh wait, some asshole already did....