First up Id like to welcome the new teams to the league. Secondly Id like to issue them a warning - dont fuck this up. You have a choice to make. To side with those who would prefer to have a circle jerk where everyone sucks each other off and objects to profanity, trash talking and awesomeness or those of us who talk trash, curse profusely and generally bring all sorts of win to the table. There is a schizm in this league between those who think they are better than everyone else and those who are better than everyone else. There are two private forums available - one for each faction. If you want to side with the Hall of Famers ie those who see that the game is about having fun then speak to me and Ill sort you out with an invite. If you want to be on the side of fail then speak to Eric or AssPirates about their forum where they sit about all day discussing who they should narc out to the mods next.
If youre the short of person who is likely to report someone to the mods for a "personal" attack or for use of the word fuck then I have a message for you - shut the fuck up and get the fuck out because we dont want you in the league. If however youre happy to talk shit and give it as good as you get it then welcome you cunt boils. As long as you bring some wit and intellect to the table youll fit right in with us and one day may be elected to the Hall of Fame joining the immortals of this league including CA, Snaza and of course my fucking self.
To those returning from last season who are on the wrong side of the fence - fuck you. We still dont want you here and never will. Either get your ass promoted this time, sell up or shut the fuck up. Thankfully weve lost the sectarian bastards on West Indies but unforunately we still have mouth breathers like Beavers. Whilst it is unlikely the league will ever return to the glory days of late season four/early season five (when Eric first ratted us out) we can at least hope for a little more awesomeness this season.
So Ill finish with a message to the owners of the league - dont tolerate the narcs and rats of this community. If you find out that someone has went to the mods and betrayed the league then do what I would do and release them immediately. Or I guess you could trade them. Whichever works better for you. At the end of the day someone who will narc out a member of the league for crap like vulgarity (Im not talking about racism here or even narcing in FFA - both are acceptable to be honest) doesnt deserve to be here and is not the sort of people you want on your team. You just know that one day theyre going to sell you down the river and post your playoff tactics on some other teams message board.
If youre the short of person who is likely to report someone to the mods for a "personal" attack or for use of the word fuck then I have a message for you - shut the fuck up and get the fuck out because we dont want you in the league. If however youre happy to talk shit and give it as good as you get it then welcome you cunt boils. As long as you bring some wit and intellect to the table youll fit right in with us and one day may be elected to the Hall of Fame joining the immortals of this league including CA, Snaza and of course my fucking self.
To those returning from last season who are on the wrong side of the fence - fuck you. We still dont want you here and never will. Either get your ass promoted this time, sell up or shut the fuck up. Thankfully weve lost the sectarian bastards on West Indies but unforunately we still have mouth breathers like Beavers. Whilst it is unlikely the league will ever return to the glory days of late season four/early season five (when Eric first ratted us out) we can at least hope for a little more awesomeness this season.
So Ill finish with a message to the owners of the league - dont tolerate the narcs and rats of this community. If you find out that someone has went to the mods and betrayed the league then do what I would do and release them immediately. Or I guess you could trade them. Whichever works better for you. At the end of the day someone who will narc out a member of the league for crap like vulgarity (Im not talking about racism here or even narcing in FFA - both are acceptable to be honest) doesnt deserve to be here and is not the sort of people you want on your team. You just know that one day theyre going to sell you down the river and post your playoff tactics on some other teams message board.






























