Warrior General Games

Girl: "May I ask what brought you here?"
Guy: "Some fuck named John Hughes."
Girl: "Sixteen Candles, John Hughes?"
Guy: "You know that guy, too? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick Sixteen Candles. Not bad. There's tits in it, but no bush, but Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing 'cause he's, like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. fuckin' Breakfast Club, where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. fuckin' Weird Science, where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie. And then, Pretty in Pink, which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore, 'cause every time we get to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watchin' a fuckin' fat man weep... See, all these movies take place in a town called Shermer, in Illinois. And there's all this fine bush running around, and we could kick all the dude's asses because they're all whiney pussies. Except Judd Nelson - he was harsh. But best of all, there was no one selling weed. So I says to ****** ***, Man, we could live phat if we were the blunt-connection in Shermer, Illinois! So we collected some cash we were owed, and caught a bus. But when we got here, you know what we found out? There is no Shermer in Illinois. What kind of shit is that?! fucking movies are bullshit!"

dogma. anything jay says is way too easy lol.

"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?!"

"Mr. *******, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Michael: "Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
Samir: "You know there's nothing wrong with that name."
Michael: "There was nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
Samir: "Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?"
Michael: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

Jules: "Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?"
Pumpkin: "What?"
Jules: "Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?"
Pumpkin: "Not regularly."
Jules: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass."

Originally posted by hutchins929
Michael: "Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
Samir: "You know there's nothing wrong with that name."
Michael: "There was nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
Samir: "Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?"
Michael: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."


I love Office Space...."Generally I come into work about 15 minutes late sneak in the side door and stare at my desk for the first 45 minutes..." sounds like me as for Bolton, I celebrate his whole cattalog

Originally posted by hutchins929
Jules: "Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?"
Pumpkin: "What?"
Jules: "Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?"
Pumpkin: "Not regularly."
Jules: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass."


isn't that black snake moan?

I got one!!!

"Ah shit, you shot Mah'vin"

Originally posted by jtwillis
Originally posted by hutchins929

Jules: "Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?"
Pumpkin: "What?"
Jules: "Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?"
Pumpkin: "Not regularly."
Jules: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass."


isn't that black snake moan?

Samuel L. Jackson is the actor who said it. Maybe he said it in Black Snake Moan too. But, I quoted this from another movie.

would it be Pulp Fiction then?

Originally posted by jtwillis
would it be Pulp Fiction then?

yesir

Guy3: [shouts] Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off! You guys should recruit, 'cause I'm sick and fucking tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me!
Guy2: Hallelujah, Jaffar.
Guy3: So, like, you're not just talking about mob guys, right? You're talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that shit, right?
Guy1: Oh, yeah.
Guy3: Fuck. You guys could do this every goddamn day!
Guy2: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Guy1: That is nicely put.

Originally posted by hutchins929
Jules: "Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?"
Pumpkin: "What?"
Jules: "Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?"
Pumpkin: "Not regularly."
Jules: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass."


I had that qoute in my "Bad Mother Fucker" vallet for ages....that was classic shit

Originally posted by hutchins929
"Mr. *******, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


Billy Madison