Canada has gone to hell in a hand basket.
These two sets of evildoers, wretched scoundrels, and renegades have dodged and evaded everything Canada had to offer. Canada has sent their best to try and incarcerate these villains. The Mounties, Royalty, and Recon brought the Force but were left in their dust. Not even the likes of the Brigade and their killer Hounds could take these guys down. Not having any luck, Canada A1 resorted to God's creatures in an attempt apprehend these thugs and goons. Having to dodge Jaguars and Demons, Coyotes and Black Sheep, even Sasquatches and Spooks....left them weary but not beaten. In a last ditch effort, the Authorities tried to reel them in under the false pretense of Peace. They called in every DareDevil, Raider, and Shady Devil to help the cause to no avail. Alas, this group of thugs brought the Thunder down on the heads of their Canadian brethren. Not even the Shamans could help mend the egos of the A1 district. All they were left with were Excuses. Its no Secret that these veiled attempts to seize the crown from them was just a Dream. Realizing that the wake of carnage left behind was to much for the people to Bear(s), they knew Exile(s) was their only option. Know this though, these malcontents will not be Barrel Riders going over the falls of life. They will just move on to greener pastures in Northern Canada and reek havoc just the same.
We leave you our love, but not our trophies. And as the sun sets slowly in the West, we bid you a fine farewell. And on those coldest and darkest nights, when you are pondering the meaning of life and wondering why Bort hates us all so much..........Drink a brewski and toast your brothers, Eh(s).
These two sets of evildoers, wretched scoundrels, and renegades have dodged and evaded everything Canada had to offer. Canada has sent their best to try and incarcerate these villains. The Mounties, Royalty, and Recon brought the Force but were left in their dust. Not even the likes of the Brigade and their killer Hounds could take these guys down. Not having any luck, Canada A1 resorted to God's creatures in an attempt apprehend these thugs and goons. Having to dodge Jaguars and Demons, Coyotes and Black Sheep, even Sasquatches and Spooks....left them weary but not beaten. In a last ditch effort, the Authorities tried to reel them in under the false pretense of Peace. They called in every DareDevil, Raider, and Shady Devil to help the cause to no avail. Alas, this group of thugs brought the Thunder down on the heads of their Canadian brethren. Not even the Shamans could help mend the egos of the A1 district. All they were left with were Excuses. Its no Secret that these veiled attempts to seize the crown from them was just a Dream. Realizing that the wake of carnage left behind was to much for the people to Bear(s), they knew Exile(s) was their only option. Know this though, these malcontents will not be Barrel Riders going over the falls of life. They will just move on to greener pastures in Northern Canada and reek havoc just the same.
We leave you our love, but not our trophies. And as the sun sets slowly in the West, we bid you a fine farewell. And on those coldest and darkest nights, when you are pondering the meaning of life and wondering why Bort hates us all so much..........Drink a brewski and toast your brothers, Eh(s).
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