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He WAS a good DE at one point...But after fixing him three seasons straight..And him getting Borted every single time..Just can't handle more Bort's.

Baker is retiring this season, I'll still be very much around though

Sign with my Single A team, I promise he'll dominate

Lmfao..I bet he would

Originally posted by TheInstantClassic
Lmfao..I bet he would

You should, the Frenzy are awesome

Though it'll likely be a AA team soon. When you destroy someone this badly in the playoffs...

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=366598

...yeah.

My RB is there too. So we rock.

just make a P - they're easy to make and almost Bort proof

in fact, i think everyone should just make P's from now on and let's see what an 11 on 11 game of P's would be like.

Originally posted by IrishEyes
just make a P - they're easy to make and almost Bort proof

in fact, i think everyone should just make P's from now on and let's see what an 11 on 11 game of P's would be like.

It would be like 1 of the 22 guys bitching that someone has 95 punting instead of the 85 he has and therefore is a better punter. Bort would quickly come to his rescue and make punting meaningless to ALL punters. From that point on, punting would be determined by a standard matrix and complicated logarithms that take into account height, weight, age, fame, speed, agility, throwing, strength, and shoe size. All punts would be capped at 45 yards regardless of build and out of position penalties would be so severe that regardless of attributes, a punter @ QB would only be capable of taking a knee. Team upon team would fold, countless punters would be retired, and all new slow build punter teams would surface. Only then would everyone find out that punting was "fixed" (read as: adjusted to what it previously was) and the new builds would then fall into the same crap category. Some will carry on trying to fix their builds while others will once again retire and start anew. All the while Bort is counting up the paypal transactions and working on his next "fix" to encourage higher turn-over rates yielding more profit.

Then again, I could be wrong....

Originally posted by CableJelly
Originally posted by IrishEyes

just make a P - they're easy to make and almost Bort proof

in fact, i think everyone should just make P's from now on and let's see what an 11 on 11 game of P's would be like.

It would be like 1 of the 22 guys bitching that someone has 95 punting instead of the 85 he has and therefore is a better punter. Bort would quickly come to his rescue and make punting meaningless to ALL punters. From that point on, punting would be determined by a standard matrix and complicated logarithms that take into account height, weight, age, fame, speed, agility, throwing, strength, and shoe size. All punts would be capped at 45 yards regardless of build and out of position penalties would be so severe that regardless of attributes, a punter @ QB would only be capable of taking a knee. Team upon team would fold, countless punters would be retired, and all new slow build punter teams would surface. Only then would everyone find out that punting was "fixed" (read as: adjusted to what it previously was) and the new builds would then fall into the same crap category. Some will carry on trying to fix their builds while others will once again retire and start anew. All the while Bort is counting up the paypal transactions and working on his next "fix" to encourage higher turn-over rates yielding more profit.

Then again, I could be wrong....



Its funny 'cause its true . . .

Amen to you CJ.

Originally posted by CableJelly
Originally posted by IrishEyes

just make a P - they're easy to make and almost Bort proof

in fact, i think everyone should just make P's from now on and let's see what an 11 on 11 game of P's would be like.

It would be like 1 of the 22 guys bitching that someone has 95 punting instead of the 85 he has and therefore is a better punter. Bort would quickly come to his rescue and make punting meaningless to ALL punters. From that point on, punting would be determined by a standard matrix and complicated logarithms that take into account height, weight, age, fame, speed, agility, throwing, strength, and shoe size. All punts would be capped at 45 yards regardless of build and out of position penalties would be so severe that regardless of attributes, a punter @ QB would only be capable of taking a knee. Team upon team would fold, countless punters would be retired, and all new slow build punter teams would surface. Only then would everyone find out that punting was "fixed" (read as: adjusted to what it previously was) and the new builds would then fall into the same crap category. Some will carry on trying to fix their builds while others will once again retire and start anew. All the while Bort is counting up the paypal transactions and working on his next "fix" to encourage higher turn-over rates yielding more profit.

Then again, I could be wrong....



not sure if that was funny or sad o_O

Originally posted by turkishkamel
Originally posted by CableJelly

Originally posted by IrishEyes


just make a P - they're easy to make and almost Bort proof

in fact, i think everyone should just make P's from now on and let's see what an 11 on 11 game of P's would be like.

It would be like 1 of the 22 guys bitching that someone has 95 punting instead of the 85 he has and therefore is a better punter. Bort would quickly come to his rescue and make punting meaningless to ALL punters. From that point on, punting would be determined by a standard matrix and complicated logarithms that take into account height, weight, age, fame, speed, agility, throwing, strength, and shoe size. All punts would be capped at 45 yards regardless of build and out of position penalties would be so severe that regardless of attributes, a punter @ QB would only be capable of taking a knee. Team upon team would fold, countless punters would be retired, and all new slow build punter teams would surface. Only then would everyone find out that punting was "fixed" (read as: adjusted to what it previously was) and the new builds would then fall into the same crap category. Some will carry on trying to fix their builds while others will once again retire and start anew. All the while Bort is counting up the paypal transactions and working on his next "fix" to encourage higher turn-over rates yielding more profit.

Then again, I could be wrong....



not sure if that was funny or sad o_O

It was both. That's why it was a classic post. I'm voting for it for post of the year in OPL.

+1