We are lodging a formal protest against the tactics of the Lefkada Ionian Sea Hawks. Once again, they have used their cheerleaders to try to gain an advantage on the field.
Our backup free safety, Yui Ichikawa, heard strange noises from some of the rooms of our secondary. When she went to check on the noises, she discovered Lefkada cheerleaders, in various states of undress, working hard to keep our defense from getting any rest the night before the playoff match.
Naturally, Yui Ichikawa immediately contacted Dynasty Management, who immediately chased the cheerleaders out of our defensive backs' rooms and, in some cases, directly into the Management Office.
Again, we call for sactions against Lefkada, inclduing, but not limited to, the following:
1) Forfeit of cash sales for home ticket games for round one to The Dynasty
2) Requiring all cheerleaders to wear underwear as part of their standard uniform during the game
3) Supply of one Gatorade container full of cheap liquor to the Dynasty sidelines, somewhere near our full back
4) All Sea Hawks players required to wear Snuggies aka the WTF Blanket, while sitting on the sidelines during the game.
Our backup free safety, Yui Ichikawa, heard strange noises from some of the rooms of our secondary. When she went to check on the noises, she discovered Lefkada cheerleaders, in various states of undress, working hard to keep our defense from getting any rest the night before the playoff match.
Naturally, Yui Ichikawa immediately contacted Dynasty Management, who immediately chased the cheerleaders out of our defensive backs' rooms and, in some cases, directly into the Management Office.
Again, we call for sactions against Lefkada, inclduing, but not limited to, the following:
1) Forfeit of cash sales for home ticket games for round one to The Dynasty
2) Requiring all cheerleaders to wear underwear as part of their standard uniform during the game
3) Supply of one Gatorade container full of cheap liquor to the Dynasty sidelines, somewhere near our full back
4) All Sea Hawks players required to wear Snuggies aka the WTF Blanket, while sitting on the sidelines during the game.
