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I'm epsilonomega, one of the GMs for the Paris Penguins, and I need to say something that I should have said at the beginning of the season:

Fuck NikeUnlimited.

If you don't know already, he's one of our other GMs for the team and he's completely incompetent at his job.

Myself, and myself alone, are the only reason we've gotten as far as we've had. I'm the guy going out and signing new talent and scouting opponents. He does nothing.

Our two previous losses of the season prior to the Rome game, Newcastle and West Yorkshire, were only lost due to errors in our AI, created by NikeUnlimited.

He's so inept at this job it isn't even funny. After sending various messages to our owner and not receiving any replies, I've decided to finally speak out.

The Paris Penguins will not being getting out of the first round of the playoffs. NikeUnlimited, in his infinite lack of wisdom, has completely decided to scrap the entirety of our offensive and defensive AIs without backing them up prior. Because of this, we're left with a mess of plays that wouldn't work against 30 overall teams.

I would also like to call out NikeUnlimited's fraudulent friend, Mike_V. Mike_V has both a Center and a Cornerback on our team. Both players are awful, awful builds that aren't effective at all. He's only on the team because his friend wants him here.

Check out these great Fat Donkey (His center) highlights:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=345029&pbp_id=122973
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=293496&pbp_id=2175939

His cornerback must be the bastard son of DeAngelo Hall and Jason David. I've never seen a CB get burned as badly and as often as he does.

That feels good to get off my chest.

I'd like to let everyone know that it's been a miracle that we've gotten as far as we have this season.

Thanks to NikeUnlimited's great ideas, we've been completely neutered for the playoffs.

Bro..... Don't take this the wrong way but dealing with #ucktards is a way of life in this game.

Some are owners, some are players, some are agents but the diseases of stupidity and #ucktardness run wild in this game. You really need to look farther than one of the many 'Cobra Kai' threads on the main boards.

I have never seen such a collection of mouth breathing turd eaters in one place as I have seen in this game and that includes the many other MMO's I have played.

i guess my only question if why didn't you owner get rid of this guy awhile ago?

Originally posted by epsilonomega
I'm epsilonomega, one of the GMs for the Paris Penguins, and I need to say something that I should have said at the beginning of the season:

Fuck NikeUnlimited.

If you don't know already, he's one of our other GMs for the team and he's completely incompetent at his job.

Myself, and myself alone, are the only reason we've gotten as far as we've had. I'm the guy going out and signing new talent and scouting opponents. He does nothing.

Our two previous losses of the season prior to the Rome game, Newcastle and West Yorkshire, were only lost due to errors in our AI, created by NikeUnlimited.

He's so inept at this job it isn't even funny. After sending various messages to our owner and not receiving any replies, I've decided to finally speak out.

The Paris Penguins will not being getting out of the first round of the playoffs. NikeUnlimited, in his infinite lack of wisdom, has completely decided to scrap the entirety of our offensive and defensive AIs without backing them up prior. Because of this, we're left with a mess of plays that wouldn't work against 30 overall teams.

I would also like to call out NikeUnlimited's fraudulent friend, Mike_V. Mike_V has both a Center and a Cornerback on our team. Both players are awful, awful builds that aren't effective at all. He's only on the team because his friend wants him here.

Check out these great Fat Donkey (His center) highlights:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=345029&pbp_id=122973
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=293496&pbp_id=2175939

His cornerback must be the bastard son of DeAngelo Hall and Jason David. I've never seen a CB get burned as badly and as often as he does.

That feels good to get off my chest.

I'd like to let everyone know that it's been a miracle that we've gotten as far as we have this season.

Thanks to NikeUnlimited's great ideas, we've been completely neutered for the playoffs.
Dude! you lost me when you said you and you alone were responsible for your teams success, what about all the other agents with quality players on your team? I'm sure your the second coming of Bill Walsh and are a master at x's and o's but! there is more to the game than just that. but nice job of patting yourself on the back!

Originally posted by Scrogz
Bro..... Don't take this the wrong way but dealing with #ucktards is a way of life in this game.

Some are owners, some are players, some are agents but the diseases of stupidity and #ucktardness run wild in this game. You really need to look farther than one of the many 'Cobra Kai' threads on the main boards.

I have never seen such a collection of mouth breathing turd eaters in one place as I have seen in this game and that includes the many other MMO's I have played.

i guess my only question if why didn't you owner get rid of this guy awhile ago?

I don't know why the owner hasn't gotten rid of him. I've tried contacting him but he never reads or replies to his messages.

Originally posted by snake julian

Dude! you lost me when you said you and you alone were responsible for your teams success, what about all the other agents with quality players on your team? I'm sure your the second coming of Bill Walsh and are a master at x's and o's but! there is more to the game than just that. but nice job of patting yourself on the back!


Notice how I never said anything about the other players and/or their agents on our team. All of the guys on our team are all quality guys, except for the two that I mentioned. Reading comprehension, get some.

All of our players have been important factors to our team and our team getting as far as it has gotten. But you need tactics and a gameplan to properly utilize them, which NikeUnlimited has ruined.

Because of this, we're completely overmatched and overwhelmed going into the playoffs because our AI has been destroyed.

There simply isn't enough time to rewrite our offensive and defensive AIs in time for round 1 of the playoffs.

Originally posted by epsilonomega
I'm epsilonomega [snip rant]......
If you piss your team owner off for this rant, and he releases your players, I want your HB. Hell, I'll take all four of them.

This is a scam to throw their opponent's off guard. Not that, if we played them, we'd even consider this crap. We will be doing everything we can to gameplan to annihilate their team. We aren't taking anything lightly, like we did last season.

Originally posted by cherrie
This is a scam to throw their opponent's off guard. Not that, if we played them, we'd even consider this crap. We will be doing everything we can to gameplan to annihilate their team. We aren't taking anything lightly, like we did last season.

Yeah, I bet you're working your ass off to make sure your level 46 players do well in AA:

"Let's see, they pass 63.3% out of the time on 2nd and short out of the I formation, how should we defend this?"

"Well, I've played with the AI for countless hours, and I've come to the conclusion that our freak DT will blow up the play, whatever it is, and the rest of our dots can just run around like jackasses because it doesn't matter."

"Oooh, I didn't think of that, nice one coach!"

Sorry if that's bitchy, I'm pissed because it's really your fault NikeUnlimited did this. You got him all worked up by saying we couldn't throw the ball and that he was a bad QB, so he scrapped all our plays. Nice sportsmanship, man.

Originally posted by epsilonomega
Originally posted by Scrogz

Bro..... Don't take this the wrong way but dealing with #ucktards is a way of life in this game.

Some are owners, some are players, some are agents but the diseases of stupidity and #ucktardness run wild in this game. You really need to look farther than one of the many 'Cobra Kai' threads on the main boards.

I have never seen such a collection of mouth breathing turd eaters in one place as I have seen in this game and that includes the many other MMO's I have played.

i guess my only question if why didn't you owner get rid of this guy awhile ago?

I don't know why the owner hasn't gotten rid of him. I've tried contacting him but he never reads or replies to his messages.

Originally posted by snake julian


Dude! you lost me when you said you and you alone were responsible for your teams success, what about all the other agents with quality players on your team? I'm sure your the second coming of Bill Walsh and are a master at x's and o's but! there is more to the game than just that. but nice job of patting yourself on the back!


Notice how I never said anything about the other players and/or their agents on our team. All of the guys on our team are all quality guys, except for the two that I mentioned. Reading comprehension, get some.

All of our players have been important factors to our team and our team getting as far as it has gotten. But you need tactics and a gameplan to properly utilize them, which NikeUnlimited has ruined.

Because of this, we're completely overmatched and overwhelmed going into the playoffs because our AI has been destroyed.

There simply isn't enough time to rewrite our offensive and defensive AIs in time for round 1 of the playoffs.

hey f*ck nuts you said you and you alone were responsible for your teams success, I quoted you dude!

Originally posted by cherrie
This is a scam to throw their opponent's off guard. Not that, if we played them, we'd even consider this crap. We will be doing everything we can to gameplan to annihilate their team. We aren't taking anything lightly, like we did last season.

Nah, I don't care enough to try to scam anyone because I hardly ever post on the forums.

NikeUnlimited deleting our teams' AI and throwing together some half-assed mess of a replacement AI is what has triggered this. I could handle the two losses do to his AI inputs earlier in the season, but this is unacceptable. Wanting to redo our inputs this close to the playoffs is insane. I've been trying to put together a new AI in time for tomorrow's playoff game but there isn't enough time, especially because I have class early tomorrow morning.

Maybe I'll be able to come up with a few decent plays, but with this little time I'd very seriously doubt it.

I want to apologize to the players on our team for this very likely 1st round playoff exit in advance.

Originally posted by snake julian


hey f*ck nuts you said you and you alone were responsible for your teams success, I quoted you dude!


Pretty much this. The Best Fullback To Ever Exist In GLB is out.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=561019 <--- is the best fullback to ever exist in GLB. I'm just glad I checked these forums on a whim tonight (I'll admit, I like to see on occasion if people are talking about my players).

NM. Read it wrong.

Originally posted by Track6Track7
Originally posted by cherrie

This is a scam to throw their opponent's off guard. Not that, if we played them, we'd even consider this crap. We will be doing everything we can to gameplan to annihilate their team. We aren't taking anything lightly, like we did last season.

Yeah, I bet you're working your ass off to make sure your level 46 players do well in AA:

"Let's see, they pass 63.3% out of the time on 2nd and short out of the I formation, how should we defend this?"

"Well, I've played with the AI for countless hours, and I've come to the conclusion that our freak DT will blow up the play, whatever it is, and the rest of our dots can just run around like jackasses because it doesn't matter."

"Oooh, I didn't think of that, nice one coach!"

Sorry if that's bitchy, I'm pissed because it's really your fault NikeUnlimited did this. You got him all worked up by saying we couldn't throw the ball and that he was a bad QB, so he scrapped all our plays. Nice sportsmanship, man.



Damn, I am one bad assed chick. I guess he's really a 10 year old little boy, LOL. Guess I'll just cry for you, LOLOLOL.

Originally posted by Track6Track7
Originally posted by cherrie

This is a scam to throw their opponent's off guard. Not that, if we played them, we'd even consider this crap. We will be doing everything we can to gameplan to annihilate their team. We aren't taking anything lightly, like we did last season.

Yeah, I bet you're working your ass off to make sure your level 46 players do well in AA:

"Let's see, they pass 63.3% out of the time on 2nd and short out of the I formation, how should we defend this?"

"Well, I've played with the AI for countless hours, and I've come to the conclusion that our freak DT will blow up the play, whatever it is, and the rest of our dots can just run around like jackasses because it doesn't matter."

"Oooh, I didn't think of that, nice one coach!"

Sorry if that's bitchy, I'm pissed because it's really your fault NikeUnlimited did this. You got him all worked up by saying we couldn't throw the ball and that he was a bad QB, so he scrapped all our plays. Nice sportsmanship, man.



because there are zero level 46 players on your team?

still not seeing the point of this post, so, oh well

Originally posted by cherrie
Originally posted by Track6Track7

Originally posted by cherrie


This is a scam to throw their opponent's off guard. Not that, if we played them, we'd even consider this crap. We will be doing everything we can to gameplan to annihilate their team. We aren't taking anything lightly, like we did last season.

Yeah, I bet you're working your ass off to make sure your level 46 players do well in AA:

"Let's see, they pass 63.3% out of the time on 2nd and short out of the I formation, how should we defend this?"

"Well, I've played with the AI for countless hours, and I've come to the conclusion that our freak DT will blow up the play, whatever it is, and the rest of our dots can just run around like jackasses because it doesn't matter."

"Oooh, I didn't think of that, nice one coach!"

Sorry if that's bitchy, I'm pissed because it's really your fault NikeUnlimited did this. You got him all worked up by saying we couldn't throw the ball and that he was a bad QB, so he scrapped all our plays. Nice sportsmanship, man.



Damn, I am one bad assed chick. I guess he's really a 10 year old little boy, LOL. Guess I'll just cry for you, LOLOLOL.

Wow, if you think Cherrie is mean to other teams you should see what she says to her own team. I cry every day.

I guess my hastily put together plan worked, but barely. I'm less hopeful for the next game.