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Forum > Wide Receivers > WR age 40d and under > A mans man WR - YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF ME. Cant handle this.
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OK, let me start off by saying this wide-out is only available for teams by the manliest of men. My friend, if it was possible for a computer receiver to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this speedster would look like Tom Selleck. He is just that manly.

This beast was trained by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. There's only $200,000 that separate you on this hellcat from Planet Kicktale.

I mean don't walk up and tell me you will give me some peewee deal. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Heck yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the next coach’s meeting anymore.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no regrets, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then go after this player. Let me know when you do, but I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you.
 
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