This is the second part of the first installment in the channel as a special gift for you readers.......each episode will come in how ever long i feel i can be bothered.
EPISODE 2 - KAZ SAMURAIWISE
born a young child in a dark alley of Tokyo, this musculebound hulk of a woman has goen on to become a ridiculously huge football player.
He was born a fat mutahfucka at a world record 80 KG. His biceps were bigger than your standard bowling balls. His parents both bodybuilders took him to the gym immdeiately after he was born and fed him maximuscle and all those creatine musclebuilding tablets. By age 4 he was benching 220 lbs and curling the poor women who looked after him at nursery. But Kaz felt there was something missing in his life, and one night a lightbulb flicked in his head.........he needed even more creatine tablets........so he ate and he ate these tablets until he couldnt get any bigger.
Once he reached his teens he found the woman of his dreams, down at the local McDonalds. Already onto her 7th Big Mac, he catiously approached her and asked, "dddddddddddooooooo uuuuuuuuu llllllllliiiiiiiiikkkkkkkeeeee ffffffooooooooddddddd" in a fuckingly annoying dumbass tone in which she responded angrily. "If you don't go right now, i will eat you" so he left with tears running down his face.
So that was the story of his love life............
One day on his way to the gym Kaz spotted these young children playing american football and upon asked to play he excidely jumped up and down like a little girl. The first time he touched the ball he realised he had found his new love. Football. He played and he played and he played until he was asked to play for the local .............Maine Bling?! well that just fucking ruined the story......Tokyo....Maine? shiiiiiiiiiiiit
but yeh eventually teh Samuraiville Dragoons came calling........but as he began to baord the plane to Samuraiville, Arizona, that fat girl with the smaller fat girl orbiting around her. yes u know, the one that was baptised at sea world, showed up at the gate. She finally sed "i love you" and then proceeded to take a munch of his arm which lasted for a cuple of minutes. hey, she was hungry, a girls gotta do wat a girls gotta do.
So he joined the Dragoons and basically became a massive idiot........his team would do nothing else except run the ball with him, against the epic Yukon CIty Grizzlies he carried the ball 51 times. This prompted him to have ridiculous stats, but to his credit, his team wins a fair amoutn of games, so well done owner, but speaking for the rest of Canada A4, how about doin a different play at some point?
Here, PM me and ill be happy to tell you what a pass is........
Oz
P.S that fat girl that took a bite into his arm, is called Angel Wise. Little Bitch never gets a pass attempt.
Episode 3: The life of Richard Goldsmith (Coming Soon)
EPISODE 2 - KAZ SAMURAIWISE
born a young child in a dark alley of Tokyo, this musculebound hulk of a woman has goen on to become a ridiculously huge football player.
He was born a fat mutahfucka at a world record 80 KG. His biceps were bigger than your standard bowling balls. His parents both bodybuilders took him to the gym immdeiately after he was born and fed him maximuscle and all those creatine musclebuilding tablets. By age 4 he was benching 220 lbs and curling the poor women who looked after him at nursery. But Kaz felt there was something missing in his life, and one night a lightbulb flicked in his head.........he needed even more creatine tablets........so he ate and he ate these tablets until he couldnt get any bigger.
Once he reached his teens he found the woman of his dreams, down at the local McDonalds. Already onto her 7th Big Mac, he catiously approached her and asked, "dddddddddddooooooo uuuuuuuuu llllllllliiiiiiiiikkkkkkkeeeee ffffffooooooooddddddd" in a fuckingly annoying dumbass tone in which she responded angrily. "If you don't go right now, i will eat you" so he left with tears running down his face.
So that was the story of his love life............
One day on his way to the gym Kaz spotted these young children playing american football and upon asked to play he excidely jumped up and down like a little girl. The first time he touched the ball he realised he had found his new love. Football. He played and he played and he played until he was asked to play for the local .............Maine Bling?! well that just fucking ruined the story......Tokyo....Maine? shiiiiiiiiiiiit
but yeh eventually teh Samuraiville Dragoons came calling........but as he began to baord the plane to Samuraiville, Arizona, that fat girl with the smaller fat girl orbiting around her. yes u know, the one that was baptised at sea world, showed up at the gate. She finally sed "i love you" and then proceeded to take a munch of his arm which lasted for a cuple of minutes. hey, she was hungry, a girls gotta do wat a girls gotta do.
So he joined the Dragoons and basically became a massive idiot........his team would do nothing else except run the ball with him, against the epic Yukon CIty Grizzlies he carried the ball 51 times. This prompted him to have ridiculous stats, but to his credit, his team wins a fair amoutn of games, so well done owner, but speaking for the rest of Canada A4, how about doin a different play at some point?
Here, PM me and ill be happy to tell you what a pass is........
Oz
P.S that fat girl that took a bite into his arm, is called Angel Wise. Little Bitch never gets a pass attempt.
Episode 3: The life of Richard Goldsmith (Coming Soon)
