The new Biography style programme written, produced and directed by Ozmosis (Copyright)
each week i will produce a mini-biography behind the players everyone knows (or proclaim that they are known)
(NOTE: this is all bullshit, just bored, Ozmosis would like to say that these biographies have no intention of describing the agents or people who play the game, just there players. I accept no responsibility if the biography actually reflects on your life and tbh if it does, u need to get some help.....quickly)
WEEK 1 - Mecca Carter
From a poor background, the talented but ugly Mecca Carter is a true rags to riches story. Coming from inner San Diego, his father was a male stripper and his mum, a carpenter. He was born on friday the 13th of february, with a face only a mother could love, in the local hospital. The nurse and doctor actually fainted at first sight of the baby but his parents really did love him. From a young age Mecca would run his mouth about how great he was....nothings changed..........
But it deters from the hidden truth that he is really a insecure, little broken hearted boy who never got laid in college.
As he grew up he was a big fan of sports, whether it be football, basketball or soccer, the boy was a fierece competitor and represented numerous All state teams. But it was in high school that his life changed.......forever.
He realised he was a bumbandit..............but other than that
His football coach, Erick Shan, realised this boy had talent but in GLB terms was only Level 5. He needed to step away from the pee wee teams he played with in high school and take him to a proper D league team that played on sundays. His abililty to pass deflect and occasionally even catch the ball for an interception earned him the nickname (BallHunter) and after a few years the scouts began to move in. The scouts said he had great intangibles, he was fast, agile but he was one ugly muthafucka who couldn't catch a cold. So they shipped him to Atlanta to join a higher ranked D league team where he worked hard and played hard until he finally got his contract offer from the Columbus Hounds.
HIs carrer continued to blossom and eventually joined the Lake Eire Levithians or whatever ridiculous name they are called, (who might i add recently beat the great Yukon City Grizzlies, fair play). With his rising fame he was offered a modelling contract from MONSTERS INC which was in fact probably a bit high for his standards.
His smack talking didn't diminsh with all this fame going to his head as he continued to claim he could shut down any WR in football.......and to be honest he has done well considering he still is at a mediocre level. Mecca then went on to create the "famous" Meccy awards which will be anounced near the end of the season.
His rise to Canada A4 league is a story for the ages. He has lined up against great players such as Ozmosis McJones and.............well no one of any real importance or talent.
Long may his smack talking continue!
Oz
each week i will produce a mini-biography behind the players everyone knows (or proclaim that they are known)
(NOTE: this is all bullshit, just bored, Ozmosis would like to say that these biographies have no intention of describing the agents or people who play the game, just there players. I accept no responsibility if the biography actually reflects on your life and tbh if it does, u need to get some help.....quickly)
WEEK 1 - Mecca Carter
From a poor background, the talented but ugly Mecca Carter is a true rags to riches story. Coming from inner San Diego, his father was a male stripper and his mum, a carpenter. He was born on friday the 13th of february, with a face only a mother could love, in the local hospital. The nurse and doctor actually fainted at first sight of the baby but his parents really did love him. From a young age Mecca would run his mouth about how great he was....nothings changed..........
But it deters from the hidden truth that he is really a insecure, little broken hearted boy who never got laid in college.
As he grew up he was a big fan of sports, whether it be football, basketball or soccer, the boy was a fierece competitor and represented numerous All state teams. But it was in high school that his life changed.......forever.
He realised he was a bumbandit..............but other than that
His football coach, Erick Shan, realised this boy had talent but in GLB terms was only Level 5. He needed to step away from the pee wee teams he played with in high school and take him to a proper D league team that played on sundays. His abililty to pass deflect and occasionally even catch the ball for an interception earned him the nickname (BallHunter) and after a few years the scouts began to move in. The scouts said he had great intangibles, he was fast, agile but he was one ugly muthafucka who couldn't catch a cold. So they shipped him to Atlanta to join a higher ranked D league team where he worked hard and played hard until he finally got his contract offer from the Columbus Hounds.
HIs carrer continued to blossom and eventually joined the Lake Eire Levithians or whatever ridiculous name they are called, (who might i add recently beat the great Yukon City Grizzlies, fair play). With his rising fame he was offered a modelling contract from MONSTERS INC which was in fact probably a bit high for his standards.
His smack talking didn't diminsh with all this fame going to his head as he continued to claim he could shut down any WR in football.......and to be honest he has done well considering he still is at a mediocre level. Mecca then went on to create the "famous" Meccy awards which will be anounced near the end of the season.
His rise to Canada A4 league is a story for the ages. He has lined up against great players such as Ozmosis McJones and.............well no one of any real importance or talent.
Long may his smack talking continue!
Oz
