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As the infamous "Dirty" Dirt Diggler entered the area for his most recent press conference, the room was utterly silent. The echo of previous drama could be heard in the distance thundering from the noise bleed section. Could the next D3 drama tale be just around the corner? You could taste antipation in the air like a moist vapor clearing your throat.

D3 slowly approached the quiet crowd with no smile seemingly all business yet dressed casually. The scene reminded me of the 80's when the mullet was all the rave, all business in the front and party in the back.

D3: I called this conference as we approach the rough part of our season. In the coming days we will see the playoff race come to life and alot of big games will be played. While some may of thought this was the next edition of D3 Nightly Drama it is the opposite. I wanted to take the time to just say how much of an honor it has been this season to run the ball for the Greats. You know what sold me on playing for Alexandria was the presense of the younger and very possible better version of myself, Ricky "The King" Jordan. As many of you know the King smashed all my previous owned Africa AA#3 records almost doubling my output all together. Jordan is a true force and deserving of RESPECT! When I got the call from the Greats and they promised me the starting gig for season seven I though it was some kind of ploy, hell for a while I thought they were trying to trick me to signing a contract so they could have me sent to the GLB Jail team!

The Crowd responds in laughter!

D3: But that was not the case, you know the Greats allowed me the honor of taking the field and starting ahead of the Great Jordan and that has been a great honor for me. Jordan will no doubt suceed in having a career greater then many and as the future turns should outshine D3. His template is beast and he is one of the best RB's I have ever had the honor to watch and play beside! Ricky Jordan is Africa AAA#2!!!!

D3 leaves the stage as the fans erupt in cheers for what could go done as the most shocking D3 press release yet!
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nfratami
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Ricky would like to express his appreciation.
 
britdevine316
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Did you clear your throat for 2 inches of Jordan Thunder?
 
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Originally posted by britdevine316
Did you clear your throat for 2 inches of Jordan Thunder?


O _ O
 
nfratami
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Originally posted by britdevine316
Did you clear your throat for 2 inches of Jordan Thunder?


he was in line after your mom, luckily with her being a midget and all the 2 inches still gagged her
 
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WHAT THE PRESS DIDN'T TELL YOU:

Limas Sweed was waiting backstage for Ricky. Seemingly enough, just like they have done for years and years before at Texas, they puff puff passed fine stickiest of the icky between the two of them. It was just like the good ol' days. They talked about how great they were and only how greater they would be come. They conversed about the chumps in the league they eat up everyday and the great competition that could stand in their way. Ricky further went on to congratulate Limas on be the most amazing philanthropist of all time, the greatest receiver of all time, and absolutely more of a man than Ricky could ever be. Limas was floored and smashed his head directly into the closest car window, which happened to be his own. normally the window would just smash; but the force caused by the blow simply flipped the car 3 times over and Ricky rushed over there just in time to catch it before it went tumbling into the Children's Hospital. Limas let Ricky know that the reason he smashed his head was simply b/c those were all the SAME EXACT thought Limas had too! Limas told Ricky of how amazing he was and he wished he could run the ball like him. After enjoying 26 more spliffs they went their separate ways... only to meet right back up at Limas' House... aka: THE STRIP CLUB... The rest is history!

-- Charlie Murphy
 
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ITT: Facts about baller players.
 
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Originally posted by nfratami
ITT: Facts about baller players.


WHAT??? Me = Confuzzled.
 
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Ricky and D3 got bent over.. How's their bumbs feel?
 
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Originally posted by StenToft
Ricky and D3 got bent over.. How's their bumbs feel?


How does it feel to know that D3's agent will still get a trophy.........BBE FTW
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Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Originally posted by StenToft

Ricky and D3 got bent over.. How's their bumbs feel?


How does it feel to know that D3's agent will still get a trophy.........BBE FTW


You won't get past Cairo. Watch.
 
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Originally posted by StenToft
Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake

Originally posted by StenToft


Ricky and D3 got bent over.. How's their bumbs feel?


How does it feel to know that D3's agent will still get a trophy.........BBE FTW


You won't get past Cairo. Watch.


thats laughable

 
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Originally posted by StenToft
Ricky and D3 got bent over.. How's their bumbs feel?


oh shit guys watch out! the warthogs (who lost to the greats this year mind you) back up TE and 3rd string HB is on the prowl!
 
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Originally posted by nfratami
Originally posted by StenToft

Ricky and D3 got bent over.. How's their bumbs feel?


oh shit guys watch out! the warthogs (who lost to the greats this year mind you) back up TE and 3rd string HB is on the prowl!


Yeeeea, great job on that REGULAR SEASON win... I'm sure everyone will remember the significance of that game. LMAO

Actually, what I remember is you guys getting owned in the playoffs 2 season in a row now. It's ok though, I'm sure your champions in your own mind... right?
 
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