Warrior General Games

After an uncharacteristic loss today, Creeper decided he better get his shit in order. He wanted to share:

10am: Wake up...tell D3's momma she needs to get her fat ass out of my bed!
10:15: Take a big dump in my custom made shitter, crafted from precious metals melted down from many seasons of GLB award trophies
10:30: Answer door. Tell AreolaFromarty I ain't buying any damn thin mints from her this year
10:45: Shoot Smack
11:00: Hustlin
2:00: Buy Hamburger and French Fries (If hustlin's good)
3:30: Run all over the Mountaineers
4:15: Halftime. Time for stable recruiting
5:00: Come back late in 4th quarter...just in time for winning score
5:30: Enter stands - Seek out Rex Dash's Momma who will obviously be quite upset after son's disappointing performance
6:30: Give said Momma a funkin she'll never forget
11:00: Pimp ol gurl out to Gearhead for a 1/4 sack
11:30: Eat good, drink good, and smoke good
12:30: Pull out NES, play Tecmo Super Bowl and scout Bo's only 4x rushing plays.

The Pimp "may" end up with more stats at the end of this game, but I doubt seriously that Rex Dash will be disappointed with his performance. The man has never been shut down, and last season in his one and only matchup with the Pwoods he averaged 7 yards per rush and also didnt hock the ball up.

The Pimp might wanna make sure he has laid off the Soul Glo before the game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktl6L3ZwvL4) might help him secure the ball.

I wish more brothers would wear their hair naturally. Like Martin Luther the King

Hamburger Pimp - you think you're so bad...just cause you got all those flashy cars and all them black bitches working for you

Originally posted by buddha86
and all them black bitches working for you

You forgot about the white ones

you also forgot to put water in D3's mommas dish!

tell me momma to get home and cook me some damn breakfast!

I'm getting tired of this late night pimp shit!

Originally posted by biznil
After an uncharacteristic loss today, Creeper decided he better get his shit in order. He wanted to share:

10am: Wake up...tell D3's momma she needs to get her fat ass out of my bed!
10:15: Take a big dump in my custom made shitter, crafted from precious metals melted down from many seasons of GLB award trophies
10:30: Answer door. Tell AreolaFromarty I ain't buying any damn thin mints from her this year
10:45: Shoot Smack
11:00: Hustlin
2:00: Buy Hamburger and French Fries (If hustlin's good)
3:30: Run all over the Mountaineers
4:15: Halftime. Time for stable recruiting
5:00: Come back late in 4th quarter...just in time for winning score
5:30: Enter stands - Seek out Rex Dash's Momma who will obviously be quite upset after son's disappointing performance
6:30: Give said Momma a funkin she'll never forget
11:00: Pimp ol gurl out to Gearhead for a 1/4 sack
11:30: Eat good, drink good, and smoke good
12:30: Pull out NES, play Tecmo Super Bowl and scout Bo's only 4x rushing plays.

yeaaaaaa boy

Originally posted by biznil
I wish more brothers would wear their hair naturally. Like Ricky Jordan the King

FIXED.