After a humiliating 5-3 go last week, I'm trying to redeem myself a bit here. Like I said, I'm proud of the teams who proved me wrong.
Cincinnati Cardinals vs Saskatchewan Thrashers: In perhaps the worst mismatch of the year I predict Cincinnati loses! Yes, thats right, the Thrashers will thrash them! And then rainbows will shoot out of their asses, annihilating the rest of the league and they win the championship by default.
Prediction: Anal Rainbow Annihilation.
Edmonton Thunderchiefs vs Manitoba Maulers: As this may happen prior to the rainbow annihilation, I'll go ahead and predict it anyway. This truly should be the game of the week, though there's a small debate in my head about whether it is or not (then again I'm biased and think that the Drift vs The Vikings will really be the game of the week). The Thunderchiefs have looked great after the rough start to their season, but the Maulers are the team to beat until the last few weeks when the Cardinals start playing the rest of the good teams in this league.
Prediction: Maulers by 14.
Fhockey.com Demos vs Manitoba Lions: Can the Lions stop their skid?? Outside of a win against an increasingly suspect Alberta team they have been going downhill since week 2. Fhockey seems like a good team to stop the skid against.
Prediction: Manitboa by 7.
Vancouver Vikings vs. North Bay Drift: Whew, I've been looking ahead at this one for awhile. North Bay has one of the best offenses in the league. Vancouver seems to have one of the best D's, except for getting our asses kicked by the Maulers. Didn't work out so well last time I picked my team in a game I was actually worried about.
Prediction: Drift by 7.
Alberta Irukandji vs. Fort McMurray Mounted Police: FMMP! has the chance of a lifetime to be the stain running down Alberta's leg, and I think that they've got a good chance at it. Alternatively this would be a good game for Alberta to win to get back to 500, a place I'm sure they'd really rather be.
Prediction: FMMP! by 7.
Arroz Con Pollo vs Victoria Fish: Its been a wonderful story with the Fish winning two in a row. Sadly, Senor Chicken and his lil asian import buddy Rice-a-Roni are going to win this one.
Prediction: Man-Birds by 17.
Rancho Penasquitos Thunderbolts vs Canada Dragons: A good old BBB West #10 brawl. The Dragons pulled what I considered an upset last week, and this week they don't even have to pull out the upset as they're favored.
Prediction: Dragons by 10.
Laval Crusaders vs Moose Jaw Roughriders: The RoughRidees have been taking it in a very uncomfortable place lately. I hope they wore protection that was ribbed for your pleasure, guys. You've got a decent chance against Laval to get, uh, back on top, so to speak.
Prediction: Laval by 7.
Cincinnati Cardinals vs Saskatchewan Thrashers: In perhaps the worst mismatch of the year I predict Cincinnati loses! Yes, thats right, the Thrashers will thrash them! And then rainbows will shoot out of their asses, annihilating the rest of the league and they win the championship by default.
Prediction: Anal Rainbow Annihilation.
Edmonton Thunderchiefs vs Manitoba Maulers: As this may happen prior to the rainbow annihilation, I'll go ahead and predict it anyway. This truly should be the game of the week, though there's a small debate in my head about whether it is or not (then again I'm biased and think that the Drift vs The Vikings will really be the game of the week). The Thunderchiefs have looked great after the rough start to their season, but the Maulers are the team to beat until the last few weeks when the Cardinals start playing the rest of the good teams in this league.
Prediction: Maulers by 14.
Fhockey.com Demos vs Manitoba Lions: Can the Lions stop their skid?? Outside of a win against an increasingly suspect Alberta team they have been going downhill since week 2. Fhockey seems like a good team to stop the skid against.
Prediction: Manitboa by 7.
Vancouver Vikings vs. North Bay Drift: Whew, I've been looking ahead at this one for awhile. North Bay has one of the best offenses in the league. Vancouver seems to have one of the best D's, except for getting our asses kicked by the Maulers. Didn't work out so well last time I picked my team in a game I was actually worried about.
Prediction: Drift by 7.
Alberta Irukandji vs. Fort McMurray Mounted Police: FMMP! has the chance of a lifetime to be the stain running down Alberta's leg, and I think that they've got a good chance at it. Alternatively this would be a good game for Alberta to win to get back to 500, a place I'm sure they'd really rather be.
Prediction: FMMP! by 7.
Arroz Con Pollo vs Victoria Fish: Its been a wonderful story with the Fish winning two in a row. Sadly, Senor Chicken and his lil asian import buddy Rice-a-Roni are going to win this one.
Prediction: Man-Birds by 17.
Rancho Penasquitos Thunderbolts vs Canada Dragons: A good old BBB West #10 brawl. The Dragons pulled what I considered an upset last week, and this week they don't even have to pull out the upset as they're favored.
Prediction: Dragons by 10.
Laval Crusaders vs Moose Jaw Roughriders: The RoughRidees have been taking it in a very uncomfortable place lately. I hope they wore protection that was ribbed for your pleasure, guys. You've got a decent chance against Laval to get, uh, back on top, so to speak.
Prediction: Laval by 7.
