You new it was coming
THE Mecca Carter (MC): Thank you for attending this press conference. I would like to start out by saying it was a great win for all of us as a team. Our secondary did an outstanding job despite claims that we were “pathetic” or “nothing to worry about”. I don;t see anyone sayin' shit now. The Grizzlies are a good team, and it was a great win for us. I’ve gotta thank the D-Line and my boys in the secondary. Like to give a shout out to Blanket Cover, Samuel Blackson, Uga Uga, he’s always got my back and of course Don Zo. Let the questions begin.
Q: How do you feel about keeping Osmosis in check for 4 rec. for 56 yrds?
MC: oh, it’s what I do, ya know?. Osmosis aint the first WR to talk smack, wont be the last. Aint the first WR I’ve shut down either, and wont be the last. People seem to forget, I was doing this all last season too, ain’t no thang but a chicken wing.
Q: We’re u intimidated at all by the grizzlies smack talk?
MC: intimidated? Intimidated?!? Mf3K, revoke this bitches press pass!
Q: Talk about the accomplishment for the defense as a whole
MC: Fo sho. It was a hell of an accomplishment, holding them down to there 2nd lowest offensive production this season. The coaches did a hell of a job and so did the rest of the team. There’s been a ton of talk that our D is nothing to take seriously. People laughed at me when I said we have a top ranked defense. We’ve done nothing but prove it since week 1. I’ll admit, we’ve had our slip ups, but it happens from time to time. But who’s laughing now? I don’t hear anyone talking anymore.
Q: How do you feel about next week’s game vs Edmonton?
MC: They’re suppose to be the # 1 seed, obviously they have a great team. A lot of people picked them to take it all in the west this year. I guess we’ll find out on Sunday.
(Lyle Dovve Walks into the room)
LD: HULK SMASH!
MC: Thanks Lyle
Q: So what do you plan on doing tonight to celebrate?
MC: I don’t know. Probably head out with Blanket cover and Blackson and go fuck drunk bitches. That’s what we usually do. I have to tell Blanket all the time to wear a jimmy hat. He’s gonna catch an STD and die of aids or some shit if he don’t keep that thing wrapped. I just bought a new ‘lac, probably break the back seats in with a couple of bitches. Thug Passion baby.
MC: Anyway, im getting a chubby just thinking about the hoes tonight, so ima wrap this shit up real quick. Im starting a new foundation called the Mecca Carter fan club, if any Wr’s want to join, they need to challenge me and then I’ll take them to school. If they complete the course, they’ll get an honorary Mecca Carter avatar to prove there Fan hood, Osmosis is our first Official member. Congrats to him. And Goldsmith, watch the game tape, maybe you’ll learn something.
Im out!
THE Mecca Carter (MC): Thank you for attending this press conference. I would like to start out by saying it was a great win for all of us as a team. Our secondary did an outstanding job despite claims that we were “pathetic” or “nothing to worry about”. I don;t see anyone sayin' shit now. The Grizzlies are a good team, and it was a great win for us. I’ve gotta thank the D-Line and my boys in the secondary. Like to give a shout out to Blanket Cover, Samuel Blackson, Uga Uga, he’s always got my back and of course Don Zo. Let the questions begin.
Q: How do you feel about keeping Osmosis in check for 4 rec. for 56 yrds?
MC: oh, it’s what I do, ya know?. Osmosis aint the first WR to talk smack, wont be the last. Aint the first WR I’ve shut down either, and wont be the last. People seem to forget, I was doing this all last season too, ain’t no thang but a chicken wing.
Q: We’re u intimidated at all by the grizzlies smack talk?
MC: intimidated? Intimidated?!? Mf3K, revoke this bitches press pass!
Q: Talk about the accomplishment for the defense as a whole
MC: Fo sho. It was a hell of an accomplishment, holding them down to there 2nd lowest offensive production this season. The coaches did a hell of a job and so did the rest of the team. There’s been a ton of talk that our D is nothing to take seriously. People laughed at me when I said we have a top ranked defense. We’ve done nothing but prove it since week 1. I’ll admit, we’ve had our slip ups, but it happens from time to time. But who’s laughing now? I don’t hear anyone talking anymore.
Q: How do you feel about next week’s game vs Edmonton?
MC: They’re suppose to be the # 1 seed, obviously they have a great team. A lot of people picked them to take it all in the west this year. I guess we’ll find out on Sunday.
(Lyle Dovve Walks into the room)
LD: HULK SMASH!
MC: Thanks Lyle
Q: So what do you plan on doing tonight to celebrate?
MC: I don’t know. Probably head out with Blanket cover and Blackson and go fuck drunk bitches. That’s what we usually do. I have to tell Blanket all the time to wear a jimmy hat. He’s gonna catch an STD and die of aids or some shit if he don’t keep that thing wrapped. I just bought a new ‘lac, probably break the back seats in with a couple of bitches. Thug Passion baby.
MC: Anyway, im getting a chubby just thinking about the hoes tonight, so ima wrap this shit up real quick. Im starting a new foundation called the Mecca Carter fan club, if any Wr’s want to join, they need to challenge me and then I’ll take them to school. If they complete the course, they’ll get an honorary Mecca Carter avatar to prove there Fan hood, Osmosis is our first Official member. Congrats to him. And Goldsmith, watch the game tape, maybe you’ll learn something.
Im out!
Last edited Jan 15, 2009 09:38:39
