Prepare to meet a MaRAWK!!o team with one thing on their mind: REVENGE!!!!! And also associated sidedishes that go with cold food, because that is how we serve REVENGE <make strong eye contact, narrow eyes, use breathy voice>...cold.
Last season we met twice. We won the first game despite being outplayed because that is what champions do. Our second encounter resulted in you beating us in the playoffs. That is decidedly NOT what champions do. I apologize in advance for what will happen, but we have to make this right.
We are not lulled into a false sense of security by your record. We know you were looking forward to our game. We can not tell if you were afraid (wise) or hopeful (cute), but you clearly did not have your mind on your last opponent. Well rest assured, this week your mind will be on your opponent....'s shoes as our game plan looks like this:
1. Stomp in 85's brains
2. ?????
3. Big Profits
Now we will show you the true power of the MaRAWK!!olypse. I predict a 4 pt stomping at the hands of our boots. You are not ready. Prepare yourselves.
Prediction: Pain (31-27 us)
Last season we met twice. We won the first game despite being outplayed because that is what champions do. Our second encounter resulted in you beating us in the playoffs. That is decidedly NOT what champions do. I apologize in advance for what will happen, but we have to make this right.
We are not lulled into a false sense of security by your record. We know you were looking forward to our game. We can not tell if you were afraid (wise) or hopeful (cute), but you clearly did not have your mind on your last opponent. Well rest assured, this week your mind will be on your opponent....'s shoes as our game plan looks like this:
1. Stomp in 85's brains
2. ?????
3. Big Profits
Now we will show you the true power of the MaRAWK!!olypse. I predict a 4 pt stomping at the hands of our boots. You are not ready. Prepare yourselves.
Prediction: Pain (31-27 us)
