Warrior General Games

ESPN Africa's Chris Bortensen finally took the time to catch up with the continent's favorite WR, the colorful Freddie Mitchell, by phone:


Reporter: *dials phone, message machine picks up*

Machine: "Freddie Ex is in the building, swagga on a hundred thousand, treeeelion... leave a message"

Reporter: "Hi, I'm Chris Bortensen calling from ESPN Africa, I was wondering if you could answer a few..."

Freddie: *picks up* "Sorry, I was in my trophy room, looking for a case for my latest game ball. There's not much space left in there if you know what I mean. You're from ESPN Africa? What took you so long to call?"

Reporter: "Well you know, between you and me, my superiors have wanted to focus more on all the drama surrounding D3, britdevine, etc..."

Freddie: "What?! Why do you spend time on those AAA#2 nobodies? Is this ESPN for toddlers? Anyways what do you want?"

Reporter: "Well, do you have any comments on your latest performance against the Congo Cripplers?"

Freddie: "Yes. I'm the shit."

Reporter: "Errr... I don't think we can print that"

Freddie: "Fine. Congo's defense was shit."

Reporter: "Yeah... I don't think that will work either Freddie... can you try not cursing?"

Freddie: "Ok, ok, be that way... I guess I'd just like to give credit where it's due, it was a team effort and I couldn't have done it without my teammates and coaches. And Congo, you guys played your hearts out, and it was a pleasure to compete against you."

Reporter: "OK, thanks..."

Freddie: "Hahaha, you thought I was serious? I AM the Peacekeepers offense! You gotta throw to me nonstop; when the ball don't stick, the offense don't tick! And to the Cripplers, you guys suck! You think that title game last season meant anything? If the coin flip wasn't rigged we'd have won easily!" *looks in the mirror* "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, DAMN I look good!!!"

Reporter: "Hmmm... that will make for an interesting lead on SportsCenter Africa tomorrow... and I don't even have to make up a story! Thanks a lot Freddie!"

Freddie: "Hey, anytime, and while you're at it, let the continent know that ME-3 is a cun..."

*Bortensen hangs up*

haha good stuff man

lol

i went to our scrimmage game link from last season to see if maybe we caused freddie to fumble or shut him down only to find that he tore our secondary apart freddies got skillzzz

Who's Freddie Mitchell?

Now THAT really made me laugh hahaha, you almost got beer thru the nose...

Reporter: "Well, do you have any comments on your latest performance against the Congo Cripplers?"

Freddie: "Yes. I'm the shit."

Reporter: "Errr... I don't think we can print that"

Good stuff

(shakes head)

The player.........

This guy should be calling me up, asking for my autograph.
It's $10 for autographs $20 for pictures, but for $100 bucks I'll let you go around pretending your better than me

Originally posted by eterry87
Who's Freddie Mitchell?

He's the athletically gifted, cocky, and extremely good looking black man that always appears in Vickell QuickFeet's nightmares.

Originally posted by littleone
This guy should be calling me up, asking for my autograph.
It's $10 for autographs $20 for pictures, but for $100 bucks I'll let you go around pretending your better than me

Hey, I'll let you keep bragging about numbers you put up against two CPU teams, and I won't charge you a dime.

Originally posted by FredEx
Originally posted by littleone

This guy should be calling me up, asking for my autograph.
It's $10 for autographs $20 for pictures, but for $100 bucks I'll let you go around pretending your better than me

Hey, I'll let you keep bragging about numbers you put up against two CPU teams, and I won't charge you a dime.
Didn't play against them my whole career, still have better numbers then you, and I'm waiting for my money. Please make the check or money order out to Eye "the gift" Catchdaball

Originally posted by littleone

Didn't play against them my whole career, still have better numbers then you, and I'm waiting for my money. Please make the check or money order out to Eye "the gift" Catchdaball



Freddie had better numbers than your player last season despite there being more CPU teams in APL than there were in AAA#2. Before that, the Peacekeepers ran the ball over 60% of the time, so Freddie's stats can be attributed to lack of opportunity compared to WRs on predominately passing teams.

Of course, as the owner of the team, I had no problem with this, because unlike some people in this thread, I care more about winning than individual stats and accolades.

I'm not the one that posted a big long thing, about how good I am, then only be tenth on the list in receiving. I wasn't in the APL last season so I have no idea how many CPU team there were in it, I've always been on run first teams. I guess I'm just that good to where I put up numbers anyway

Is the check in the mail?

Originally posted by littleone
I'm not the one that posted a big long thing, about how good I am, then only be tenth on the list in receiving. I wasn't in the APL last season so I have no idea how many CPU team there were in it, I've always been on run first teams. I guess I'm just that good to where I put up numbers anyway

Is the check in the mail?

Didn't know that. I wasn't in APL last season, either. So, I guess Freddie > your WR against AAA competition.

I know you haven't followed Freddie's posts in AA and AAA but Freddie the player =/= FredEx the owner. A few other owners (notably Lord Thomas Drake) and I started this fake press conference stuff back in AA#3... it's nothing personal.

Anyways, Freddie says wait until the season's over before asking for any checks in the mail; we'll see who comes out on top when stats are calculated at the end of the season and any numbers put up against CPU teams are subtracted. (And it's worth pointing out that you wouldn't sniff the receiving list without your two games against CPU teams...)

No need to wait that long, you'll see first hand on 01/15/2009