gotta leave work in 10 minutes, so these will be quick.
In the west....
Grim vs Sue Saint Mary- I take the Afterlife to win, and think this team should adopt the Metallica song "That was just your life" as its theme song. It would be pretty kick ass!!
Atlanta vs Borth- Flash-Wrath, Wrath-Flash. Sounds like an introduction to the old American Gladiator fights. Take the Flash to win and then challenge Turbo to a fight with those big jousting sticks while they stand on the platforms.
Canada vs Regina- Good luck defending against the bad boys from Regina. They will bitch slap you until you are passed out, then order a pizza, wait around for you to wake up, just to smack you around again, this time with the empty pizza box. Outlaws win.
Grande Prairie vs Ohio Valley- gotta go with the stinky fish in this one. Not enough Legends in the Valley to pull off the win.
Verdun vs Saskatoon- the rebuilding verdun team can't keep up with Saskatoon on this one. The falcons fly high and take a crap on all 7 players left on the opposing team.
spooner vs Rochester- while you are spooning them try the Heimlich maneuver and try and dislodge whatever is blocking the windpipe of the red raiders mascot. Fleas win.
winnipeg vs alberta stampede- no challenge her for the wolverines as the stampede has been reduced from a bunch of raging cows and bulls to a vicious attack by about 10 prairie dogs.
in the east....
Air it out All stars vs Le Expos de Montreal- signs of an airial attack for the all stars last game. they should win again while the Expos get lost in Olympic stadium.
Dicktasters vs Niagara- I got nothing. I just had to call them dick tasters once this season. Its just too easy and I am in a rush. they also win vs ice.
Alberta a+8's vs Weyburn- Alberta wins the game and celebrates by giving everyone on the bus an extra juice box and cheese string for the trip home.
Texas vs Sacramento- Another theme song idea...this one for Texas. "Killed by Death" by Motorhead. Texas wins.
Little Rock vs Hudson Bay- battle of two places that you never really want to visit. I will go with the warmer weather and take the Razorbacks to win (and Petrino to still be a prick).
Halifax vs Alert- whoa.....maybe I jumped the gun on declaring the two places above as being undesireable. I will take Halifax based on weather at the moment and that damn fine kidney transplant facility. I hear they have cheap beer there.
Ontario vs Lake Michigan- they will play this one on the frozen lake that separates the two teams. Beavers win after the Vortex can't take place in ice.
Texas Hogsnakes vs Bronkos- I will take texas to win as I own a snake and don't really like horses.
and finally, beef vs huskies. can't pick this game cause my team is playing. but I would request the huskies be sent up here to southern alberta cause if we get any more snow we will need to start using dogsleds instead of cars.
shit....late leaving for home. gonna be in trouble with the family. But really....you guys are like my family so it was worth it (group hug time).
In the west....
Grim vs Sue Saint Mary- I take the Afterlife to win, and think this team should adopt the Metallica song "That was just your life" as its theme song. It would be pretty kick ass!!
Atlanta vs Borth- Flash-Wrath, Wrath-Flash. Sounds like an introduction to the old American Gladiator fights. Take the Flash to win and then challenge Turbo to a fight with those big jousting sticks while they stand on the platforms.
Canada vs Regina- Good luck defending against the bad boys from Regina. They will bitch slap you until you are passed out, then order a pizza, wait around for you to wake up, just to smack you around again, this time with the empty pizza box. Outlaws win.
Grande Prairie vs Ohio Valley- gotta go with the stinky fish in this one. Not enough Legends in the Valley to pull off the win.
Verdun vs Saskatoon- the rebuilding verdun team can't keep up with Saskatoon on this one. The falcons fly high and take a crap on all 7 players left on the opposing team.
spooner vs Rochester- while you are spooning them try the Heimlich maneuver and try and dislodge whatever is blocking the windpipe of the red raiders mascot. Fleas win.
winnipeg vs alberta stampede- no challenge her for the wolverines as the stampede has been reduced from a bunch of raging cows and bulls to a vicious attack by about 10 prairie dogs.
in the east....
Air it out All stars vs Le Expos de Montreal- signs of an airial attack for the all stars last game. they should win again while the Expos get lost in Olympic stadium.
Dicktasters vs Niagara- I got nothing. I just had to call them dick tasters once this season. Its just too easy and I am in a rush. they also win vs ice.
Alberta a+8's vs Weyburn- Alberta wins the game and celebrates by giving everyone on the bus an extra juice box and cheese string for the trip home.
Texas vs Sacramento- Another theme song idea...this one for Texas. "Killed by Death" by Motorhead. Texas wins.
Little Rock vs Hudson Bay- battle of two places that you never really want to visit. I will go with the warmer weather and take the Razorbacks to win (and Petrino to still be a prick).
Halifax vs Alert- whoa.....maybe I jumped the gun on declaring the two places above as being undesireable. I will take Halifax based on weather at the moment and that damn fine kidney transplant facility. I hear they have cheap beer there.
Ontario vs Lake Michigan- they will play this one on the frozen lake that separates the two teams. Beavers win after the Vortex can't take place in ice.
Texas Hogsnakes vs Bronkos- I will take texas to win as I own a snake and don't really like horses.
and finally, beef vs huskies. can't pick this game cause my team is playing. but I would request the huskies be sent up here to southern alberta cause if we get any more snow we will need to start using dogsleds instead of cars.
shit....late leaving for home. gonna be in trouble with the family. But really....you guys are like my family so it was worth it (group hug time).
