I regret to inform you that despite your best efforts, I will not be leaving LUE to bring my TE over to your team. I know that I promised both limecuda and DrunkenCowboy late last season and throughout this off-season that I would bring my TE over but what can I say? I never had any intention of signing with you guys. It's unfortunate that you already traded off your backup TE in preparation for my arrival but you should have known that I'd never join your team.
Now, I don't really don't think you guys are incredibly fucking stupid so I'm hoping that I'm not thinking too highly of you and you have someone lined up in case I didn't sign but on the off chance that you guys actually believed me, holy shit you're fucking dumb. I've probably talked more shit on you guys than anyone here and you honestly thought that I would join with you? Really? God damn. Well, just to give you a heads up, there's a couple of 35+ TE's still on the marketplace and there might be one or two in the players looking for a team forum so you might want to jump on that soon. But if you did the smart thing and you do have someone else lined up, good job.
So, in closing, see you dykes in week 4.
Now, I don't really don't think you guys are incredibly fucking stupid so I'm hoping that I'm not thinking too highly of you and you have someone lined up in case I didn't sign but on the off chance that you guys actually believed me, holy shit you're fucking dumb. I've probably talked more shit on you guys than anyone here and you honestly thought that I would join with you? Really? God damn. Well, just to give you a heads up, there's a couple of 35+ TE's still on the marketplace and there might be one or two in the players looking for a team forum so you might want to jump on that soon. But if you did the smart thing and you do have someone else lined up, good job.
So, in closing, see you dykes in week 4.