I am going to handicap the teams in Zeta. Just a reminder that I am a total idiot and completely full of BS. This review is based strictly on me looking at your starting line ups. I don't care enough to dig deeper =)
Richmond Renegades - Damn, that's a scary defense but a CPU at HB. I swear to God I cannot take a leak without p'ing on 6 FA HB's!! You must have some master plan here but I have no clue how you cannot have a HB. Good, soild defense but not having a HB at all brings into question the ability of Richmond to move the ball.
Newcastle naked Bootleggers - Named after a beer so that's a huge bonus in my books. Newcastle looks to be strong on Offense, especially the line and QB. They are going to move the ball and score some point. Their defense looks to be a a bit lower but nothing to be ashamed of. I woudl guess Newcastle will need to out score their opponents.
Bushy Park Badgers - I have no clue where Bushy Park is but it sounds English and the English like beer so yet another huge bonus. These guys are a VERY solid team although no FB on the roster is a bit odd. Bushy as the LB's and Secondary from HELL. Gonna be tough to move the ball on them. I consider Bushy Park to be one of the favorites to win Zeta.
Stockholm Syndrome- Ugh, I am not looking forward to playing these guys, Looking at their line up they are LOADED. Although their QB is named "Richard" and that's a negative =) Probably the odds on favorite to win Zeta.
Glasgow Tigers - A nice team but may be a bit short on levels to hang with the juggernauts of Zeta. Still, they look to be a solid teama nd dangerous to play i would guess.
Tilburg Power - A VERY solid team and a team that should NEVER be underestimated. They are know for having superior game plans. Although I am still not sure What the heck a battleship has to do with Tilburg. This should be a solid play off team.
Bonn Jovi - You guys are killing me with that name. Your team must be "Living on a Prayer"!! Maybe you should consider giving the teams you play some "Bad Medicine". I guess you can always "Run Away"!!! Thank you, I'll be here all week!!! OK, enough of that. Bonn looks to be a bit under leveled for this league. They may have a tough go of it but they have a solid, younger team and may surpirse some of the more veteran teams!
Schiffertown Griffin's - To be blunt it's not looking good for these guys. I still see quite a few CPU's on their team. OK, Alot of CPUs. They guys are going to need to either sign alot of players quickly or get very luck to win many games in Zeta.
Tallahassee Noles - Frickin Florida State fans everywhere. i thought I was going to get away with just dealing with the FSU fans on my team, but no such luck. The offense on this team look really, really good, especially the O-line. The front 7 for the defense is really solid also. Looks to be a good team that if they can hold down the pass should do well. I would guess this will be a play off team.
Judah Lions - These guys are a bit all over the place when it comes to levels. Several 40+ but also some lower 30's. That makes them a hard team to predict and an even harder team to game plan for. Strictly based on the levels I see I would think they will win some games they are not supposed to win and lose some they should not lose. Depending on how they come together these guys could go either way.
Rotterdam Harbourmasters - a team I know well from my old days in WE "A". Always a solid team they may find themselves a bit shirt on level for this league but I never count these guys out. They may very well contend for a play off spot.
Gibralter Evil Monkeys - Another team from my WA "A" days. These guys have been steadly improving since the first season we played them and there is no reason not to expect more of the same. They are just plain old short on levels but will still be a dangerous team I belevie. besides, being named after an Evil moneky is a huge bonus.
Mali Mystics - The team with more GM's than Paris Hilton has STD's!! These guys look VERY solid. Both the offense and the defense are loaded for bear. I would expect to see the Mystics in the play offs.
Hamburg Parrots - Another team from the old days that has shown steady improvement. These guys may be a bit lower level than would be ideal but will stuill win their share of games. Not a team to be underestimated.
Camelot Kings - OK, they have the BK King as an Avatar which is creepy and a guy on their team named "Genital Herpes". Talk about a freaking 1/2 punch. makes you almost afraid to play these guys. Probably a bit under leveled for some of the power teams in this conference but perfectly capable of winning any game.
Helsinki Hammers - these guys are owned by some freaking moron and will be lucky to win a single game this season.
Richmond Renegades - Damn, that's a scary defense but a CPU at HB. I swear to God I cannot take a leak without p'ing on 6 FA HB's!! You must have some master plan here but I have no clue how you cannot have a HB. Good, soild defense but not having a HB at all brings into question the ability of Richmond to move the ball.
Newcastle naked Bootleggers - Named after a beer so that's a huge bonus in my books. Newcastle looks to be strong on Offense, especially the line and QB. They are going to move the ball and score some point. Their defense looks to be a a bit lower but nothing to be ashamed of. I woudl guess Newcastle will need to out score their opponents.
Bushy Park Badgers - I have no clue where Bushy Park is but it sounds English and the English like beer so yet another huge bonus. These guys are a VERY solid team although no FB on the roster is a bit odd. Bushy as the LB's and Secondary from HELL. Gonna be tough to move the ball on them. I consider Bushy Park to be one of the favorites to win Zeta.
Stockholm Syndrome- Ugh, I am not looking forward to playing these guys, Looking at their line up they are LOADED. Although their QB is named "Richard" and that's a negative =) Probably the odds on favorite to win Zeta.
Glasgow Tigers - A nice team but may be a bit short on levels to hang with the juggernauts of Zeta. Still, they look to be a solid teama nd dangerous to play i would guess.
Tilburg Power - A VERY solid team and a team that should NEVER be underestimated. They are know for having superior game plans. Although I am still not sure What the heck a battleship has to do with Tilburg. This should be a solid play off team.
Bonn Jovi - You guys are killing me with that name. Your team must be "Living on a Prayer"!! Maybe you should consider giving the teams you play some "Bad Medicine". I guess you can always "Run Away"!!! Thank you, I'll be here all week!!! OK, enough of that. Bonn looks to be a bit under leveled for this league. They may have a tough go of it but they have a solid, younger team and may surpirse some of the more veteran teams!
Schiffertown Griffin's - To be blunt it's not looking good for these guys. I still see quite a few CPU's on their team. OK, Alot of CPUs. They guys are going to need to either sign alot of players quickly or get very luck to win many games in Zeta.
Tallahassee Noles - Frickin Florida State fans everywhere. i thought I was going to get away with just dealing with the FSU fans on my team, but no such luck. The offense on this team look really, really good, especially the O-line. The front 7 for the defense is really solid also. Looks to be a good team that if they can hold down the pass should do well. I would guess this will be a play off team.
Judah Lions - These guys are a bit all over the place when it comes to levels. Several 40+ but also some lower 30's. That makes them a hard team to predict and an even harder team to game plan for. Strictly based on the levels I see I would think they will win some games they are not supposed to win and lose some they should not lose. Depending on how they come together these guys could go either way.
Rotterdam Harbourmasters - a team I know well from my old days in WE "A". Always a solid team they may find themselves a bit shirt on level for this league but I never count these guys out. They may very well contend for a play off spot.
Gibralter Evil Monkeys - Another team from my WA "A" days. These guys have been steadly improving since the first season we played them and there is no reason not to expect more of the same. They are just plain old short on levels but will still be a dangerous team I belevie. besides, being named after an Evil moneky is a huge bonus.
Mali Mystics - The team with more GM's than Paris Hilton has STD's!! These guys look VERY solid. Both the offense and the defense are loaded for bear. I would expect to see the Mystics in the play offs.
Hamburg Parrots - Another team from the old days that has shown steady improvement. These guys may be a bit lower level than would be ideal but will stuill win their share of games. Not a team to be underestimated.
Camelot Kings - OK, they have the BK King as an Avatar which is creepy and a guy on their team named "Genital Herpes". Talk about a freaking 1/2 punch. makes you almost afraid to play these guys. Probably a bit under leveled for some of the power teams in this conference but perfectly capable of winning any game.
Helsinki Hammers - these guys are owned by some freaking moron and will be lucky to win a single game this season.
