Merry Christmas to the noobie fucks and retarded vets!!! Offseason sucks ass and is boring as hell! However Christmas gives everyone yet another excuse to get hammered down drunk, Christmas Eve parties, Christmas Eve Eve parties, company parties where you hope you don't get fired when you come back from vacation for slapping your boss' wife on the ass at the buffet table, or that one famiuly reunion you were at were you thought your cousin was pretty hot, you know whatever floats your boat I guess,
Happy Bithday Santa!
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Happy Bithday Santa!
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