”And now we’ll swing away from the studio to an unusual happening in a most unusual place – Troy Aikman is in Zambia at the Lions Den where Football is NOT the first call of the day – for once! Troy – can you tell us what’s going on there?”
Image cuts to a packed Lions Den where a Rock Concert is in full swing
”Yeah thanks John” shouts Troy over the power of the music ” Forgive me for shouting but as you can see behind me on stage Irish Rock Band U2 are currently finishing of their set with the electrifying ‘Until the End of the world’. We are expecting something real soon…Back to you John”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ-dqcJ-gts
Image returns to studio
”Looks like they are having some party there in Zambia – however they did call the press together for a Press Conference right Barry?”…. “Wait – it looks like U2 are finishing out so it’s back to Troy in Zambia”
Image cuts back to a packed Lions Den where the crowd are chanting L-I-O-N-S as Bono begins to speak
Bono” We started off life in Ireland as a small Rock Band and soon realised that alongside our music we had a moral responsibility also. When we first heard about the Zambia Lions team and their Community first approach we just had to come and meet TUC and Han the architects behind that plan and thank them. They raised the possibility of us playing this gig and opening for their Season 7 Press Conference and we had to just jump at it – so I’d like to present ours and your friends TUC and Han to the stage – Long Live Rock & Roll – Long Live the Lions!”
A smiling TUC and Laughing Han emerge from the wings and exchange high-5’s with The Edge and Bono. TUC takes the microphone and walks toward the seething and tumultuous mass of screaming Lions fans.
”Glad you could all come out to our little Party” he chuckles into the microphone as the crowd noise rises through the roof. ”Before we start I’d like to thank you all for making this Ball club what it is and for showing the world that Zambia stands unified. As you know we usually do our Press Conferences in the Press Room and just have the Journos invited – but this year Han and I wanted to do something special for y’all – we’re just glad that Bono and the boys could help us out” Applause explodes as a spotlight picks out Bono and The Edge deep in conversation with Han. “Back to business then – Y’all didn’t come out here to listen to me now did ya? – I’d like to welcome to the stage our Season 7 Signings starting with defensive Juggernauts Ivan Colorchange and Rasputen Colorchange” TUC paused as the players made their way on stage – waving to Zambia as they entered.
Ivan took the Mike :"Pleasure - The Lions are a worldclass organization and went undefeated in the regular season with the addition of my brother and cousin so I figured if it was 2 colorchanges you needed to go undefeated in AAA then logic would tell you if u doubled that you would go undefeated in pro" chuckling he hands the mike to Rasputen ""The colorchange's when all on the field together are the most destructive family unit in all of professional football the energy we give each other on the field is electrifying and the rest of the team feeds off that as well.. The Lion's were awesome this season going undefeated but they will be better next yr. Oh yeah its time to get excited!!"
TUC“ Next I’d like to introduce a prospect that will scare all Pro QB’s and OC’s this coming Season as we add the awesome Sackmaster Jared Allen ….. Again to a Defensive End Depth Chart that already includes the terror tandem of Slaughter and Leon – no drop off to depth on our DLine” JAA emerges to the crowd chanting his name and waving JAA RULES placards.
JAA" 102 sacks last season...pretty damn good, right? You haven't seen anything yet. I've got some unfinished business here in Africa, and you bet your ass I'm staying here to finish it! Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to introduce myself?
Some people like to refer to me as Mr. Big sack, others as Fap fap fap fap...But I believe you'll get to know me as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QKmScvd6lY"
Taking the Mike and hushing the Crowd some TUC began “At Zambia we are a family so when one of our new members recommends a brother in arms we go out and get him. In this case we are proud to welcome To The HOUSE to our stacked secondary – he comes with JAA’s recommendation and our thanks” TTH slowly makes his way to the stage to the pumping sounds of Jay-Z and takes up position next to his new teammates – ”I hope he takes that gold OFF before he plays or he’ll need 200 is Speed” comments TUC
"Completing our Defensive Line Depth is another Brother of the Organization - done from terrorizing EE Pro I'd like to welcome Reggie Taylor....
Taylor takes to the stage followed by his RIOTS entourage - taking the Mike "As individuals we racked up 156 Sacks last Season - that ain't NUTINK to what we can achieve this Season as a TEAM"....
TUC "Zambia - we're gonna take a short break right now but we'll be back with 2 more key signings for you. We'll leave you with Bono and the Boys though!!
Image cuts to a packed Lions Den where a Rock Concert is in full swing
”Yeah thanks John” shouts Troy over the power of the music ” Forgive me for shouting but as you can see behind me on stage Irish Rock Band U2 are currently finishing of their set with the electrifying ‘Until the End of the world’. We are expecting something real soon…Back to you John”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ-dqcJ-gts
Image returns to studio
”Looks like they are having some party there in Zambia – however they did call the press together for a Press Conference right Barry?”…. “Wait – it looks like U2 are finishing out so it’s back to Troy in Zambia”
Image cuts back to a packed Lions Den where the crowd are chanting L-I-O-N-S as Bono begins to speak
Bono” We started off life in Ireland as a small Rock Band and soon realised that alongside our music we had a moral responsibility also. When we first heard about the Zambia Lions team and their Community first approach we just had to come and meet TUC and Han the architects behind that plan and thank them. They raised the possibility of us playing this gig and opening for their Season 7 Press Conference and we had to just jump at it – so I’d like to present ours and your friends TUC and Han to the stage – Long Live Rock & Roll – Long Live the Lions!”
A smiling TUC and Laughing Han emerge from the wings and exchange high-5’s with The Edge and Bono. TUC takes the microphone and walks toward the seething and tumultuous mass of screaming Lions fans.
”Glad you could all come out to our little Party” he chuckles into the microphone as the crowd noise rises through the roof. ”Before we start I’d like to thank you all for making this Ball club what it is and for showing the world that Zambia stands unified. As you know we usually do our Press Conferences in the Press Room and just have the Journos invited – but this year Han and I wanted to do something special for y’all – we’re just glad that Bono and the boys could help us out” Applause explodes as a spotlight picks out Bono and The Edge deep in conversation with Han. “Back to business then – Y’all didn’t come out here to listen to me now did ya? – I’d like to welcome to the stage our Season 7 Signings starting with defensive Juggernauts Ivan Colorchange and Rasputen Colorchange” TUC paused as the players made their way on stage – waving to Zambia as they entered.
Ivan took the Mike :"Pleasure - The Lions are a worldclass organization and went undefeated in the regular season with the addition of my brother and cousin so I figured if it was 2 colorchanges you needed to go undefeated in AAA then logic would tell you if u doubled that you would go undefeated in pro" chuckling he hands the mike to Rasputen ""The colorchange's when all on the field together are the most destructive family unit in all of professional football the energy we give each other on the field is electrifying and the rest of the team feeds off that as well.. The Lion's were awesome this season going undefeated but they will be better next yr. Oh yeah its time to get excited!!"
TUC“ Next I’d like to introduce a prospect that will scare all Pro QB’s and OC’s this coming Season as we add the awesome Sackmaster Jared Allen ….. Again to a Defensive End Depth Chart that already includes the terror tandem of Slaughter and Leon – no drop off to depth on our DLine” JAA emerges to the crowd chanting his name and waving JAA RULES placards.
JAA" 102 sacks last season...pretty damn good, right? You haven't seen anything yet. I've got some unfinished business here in Africa, and you bet your ass I'm staying here to finish it! Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to introduce myself?
Some people like to refer to me as Mr. Big sack, others as Fap fap fap fap...But I believe you'll get to know me as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QKmScvd6lY"
Taking the Mike and hushing the Crowd some TUC began “At Zambia we are a family so when one of our new members recommends a brother in arms we go out and get him. In this case we are proud to welcome To The HOUSE to our stacked secondary – he comes with JAA’s recommendation and our thanks” TTH slowly makes his way to the stage to the pumping sounds of Jay-Z and takes up position next to his new teammates – ”I hope he takes that gold OFF before he plays or he’ll need 200 is Speed” comments TUC
"Completing our Defensive Line Depth is another Brother of the Organization - done from terrorizing EE Pro I'd like to welcome Reggie Taylor....
Taylor takes to the stage followed by his RIOTS entourage - taking the Mike "As individuals we racked up 156 Sacks last Season - that ain't NUTINK to what we can achieve this Season as a TEAM"....
TUC "Zambia - we're gonna take a short break right now but we'll be back with 2 more key signings for you. We'll leave you with Bono and the Boys though!!
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