sep⋅te⋅nar⋅y /ˈsɛptəˌnɛri/
adjective, noun, plural -nar⋅ies.
–adjective
1. of or pertaining to the number seven or forming a group of seven.
2. septennial.
–noun
3. a group or set of seven.
4. a period of seven years.
5. the number seven.
Different sports and leagues have different names for their all-star games. Pro Bowl, Hula Bowl, Senior Bowl, etc... so I wanted to come up with something different, and focused in on the fact our league is BBB#7.
A lot of players deserve recognition, and you may disagree with my picks, and that's fine, but if I had to pick a team based on the results of this season in Zeta Conference, then this would be it.
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NOTE: These are in no particular order, other than alphabetical order in some cases. In no way should you infer that the player at the top of the list should be the starter.
:: OFFENSE ::
QB: Dennis Feige (Baden Bandits)
- 94.6 rating, 50% completions, 27-6 TD/INT ratio, 6.9yds per attempt, 13.9yds per completion
QB: Jack Hammer (Blackburn Carnage)
- 107.3 rating, 53.9% completions, 28-3 TD/INT ratio, 7.3yds per attempt, 13.5yds per completion
HB: Crash O'leary (Blackburn Carnage)- 3318yds, 58TDs 10.5yd average
HB: Cotton Pony (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 3457.5yds, 66TDs, 6.8yd average
HB: Dexter Riggo (Blackburn Carnage)- 3212.5yds, 45TDs, 9yd average
FB: Howard Plowyard (Blackburn Carnage)- 51 pancakes, 101.5yds, 2TDs
FB: Queen of Spades (Lyon Winemakers)- 31 pancakes, 70yds, 2TDs
TE: JEREMY'S SHOCKER (Denver Hounds)- 138.5yds, 1TD, 23 pancakes
TE: Speed User (Berlin Blitz)- 586.5yds, 3TDs, 8 pancakes
WR: Daniel Copper (Baden Bandits)- 985yds, 54rec, 20TDs
WR: Devin Da'mon (Blackburn Carnage)- 1019.5yds, 63rec, 10TDs
WR: Tha G-Man (Atlanta 404)- 1283.5yrds, 56rec, 17TDs, 22.9 avg
WR: Cherry Rice (Southampton Shadows)- 1228yds, 94rec, 7 TDs
OT: Albert Bedoux (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 192 pancakes
OT: JONATHAN HOGDEN (Denver Hounds)- 175 pancakes
OT: Samm Young (Lyon Winemakers)- 213 pancakes
OG: Sack Chaser (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 77 pancakes
OG: ALAN FUNNYCA (Denver Hounds)- 85 pancakes
OG: Furry Mammoth (Blackburn Carnage)- 117 pancakes
C: Ben Dinohver-Foryu (Blackburn Carnage)- 129 pancakes
C: Big Wall-e (Denver Hounds)- 89 pancakes
:: DEFENSE ::
***If you don't see your player on the list and you think you have better stats it's because you missed a lot of tackles compared to who I did pick***
DT: Mr. Fu Man Chu (Baden Bandits)- 20 tackles, 2 sacks, 6 hurries, 1 TFLs
DT: Runn Stuffage (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 20 tackles, 1 sack, 10 hurries, 4 TFLs
DT: Donna Williams (Stockholm Lions)- 50 tackles, 2 hurries, 16 TFLs, 1 FFum
DE: The Red Five of Hearts (Denver Hounds)- 46 tackles, 22 sacks, 17 hurries, 3 TFLs
DE: Stray Hound (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 56 tackles, 19 sacks, 16 hurries, 16 TFLs, 2 FFum
DE: Mickey McMichael (Chambersburg Trojans)- 34 tackles, 16 sacks, 17 hurries, 3 TFLs
LB: I MakeTacklesToo (Atlanta 404)- 111 tackles, 12 sacks, 8 PDs, 21 TFLs, 3 FFum
LB: Patrick "49er" Willis (Barcelona Panthers)- 88 tackles, 2 PDs, 6 TFLs, 1 FFum
LB: Loafin In'a-Tutu (Blackburn Carnage)- 70 tackles, 14 sacks, 8 PDs, 8 TFLs, 2 FFum
LB: Hitslikea Train (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 77 tackles, 7 PDs, 1 FFum, 4 TFLs
CB: Ohio Sky (Blackburn Carnage)- 75 tackles, 12 interceptions, 93 PDs, 4 TDs
CB: Dixe Normus (Blackburn Carnage)- 26 tackles, 3 interceptions, 46 PDs
CB: JORDAN "MICHAEL" FARMAR (Denver Hounds)- 22 tackles, 4 interceptions, 26 PDs
CB: Staff Sergeant Dignam (Atlanta 404)- 57 tackles, 1 interception, 66 PDs
FS: Clem Son (Chambersburg Trojans)- 64 tackles, 2 FFum, 13 PDs
FS: Master Senpai (Stockholm Lions)- 68 tackles, 1 FFum, 5 PDs
SS: Jake Wetzel (Stockholm Lions)- 101 tackles, 2 FFum, 4 PDs
SS: John Certain (Birmingham Polipocs)- 83 tackles, 5 FFum, 5 PDs
K: Stiff Leg (Blackburn Carnage)- 95.3% PA, 88.5% FG
P: Wiiiiide Riiiight (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 37.1yd punt average
KR: Hester The Molester (Chambersburg Trojans)- 78 returns, 25.3 average, 2 TDs
PR: Perrish Cox (Blackburn Carnage)- 156 PR, 20.5 average, 9 TDs
adjective, noun, plural -nar⋅ies.
–adjective
1. of or pertaining to the number seven or forming a group of seven.
2. septennial.
–noun
3. a group or set of seven.
4. a period of seven years.
5. the number seven.
Different sports and leagues have different names for their all-star games. Pro Bowl, Hula Bowl, Senior Bowl, etc... so I wanted to come up with something different, and focused in on the fact our league is BBB#7.
A lot of players deserve recognition, and you may disagree with my picks, and that's fine, but if I had to pick a team based on the results of this season in Zeta Conference, then this would be it.
-------------------------------
NOTE: These are in no particular order, other than alphabetical order in some cases. In no way should you infer that the player at the top of the list should be the starter.
:: OFFENSE ::
QB: Dennis Feige (Baden Bandits)
- 94.6 rating, 50% completions, 27-6 TD/INT ratio, 6.9yds per attempt, 13.9yds per completion
QB: Jack Hammer (Blackburn Carnage)
- 107.3 rating, 53.9% completions, 28-3 TD/INT ratio, 7.3yds per attempt, 13.5yds per completion
HB: Crash O'leary (Blackburn Carnage)- 3318yds, 58TDs 10.5yd average
HB: Cotton Pony (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 3457.5yds, 66TDs, 6.8yd average
HB: Dexter Riggo (Blackburn Carnage)- 3212.5yds, 45TDs, 9yd average
FB: Howard Plowyard (Blackburn Carnage)- 51 pancakes, 101.5yds, 2TDs
FB: Queen of Spades (Lyon Winemakers)- 31 pancakes, 70yds, 2TDs
TE: JEREMY'S SHOCKER (Denver Hounds)- 138.5yds, 1TD, 23 pancakes
TE: Speed User (Berlin Blitz)- 586.5yds, 3TDs, 8 pancakes
WR: Daniel Copper (Baden Bandits)- 985yds, 54rec, 20TDs
WR: Devin Da'mon (Blackburn Carnage)- 1019.5yds, 63rec, 10TDs
WR: Tha G-Man (Atlanta 404)- 1283.5yrds, 56rec, 17TDs, 22.9 avg
WR: Cherry Rice (Southampton Shadows)- 1228yds, 94rec, 7 TDs
OT: Albert Bedoux (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 192 pancakes
OT: JONATHAN HOGDEN (Denver Hounds)- 175 pancakes
OT: Samm Young (Lyon Winemakers)- 213 pancakes
OG: Sack Chaser (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 77 pancakes
OG: ALAN FUNNYCA (Denver Hounds)- 85 pancakes
OG: Furry Mammoth (Blackburn Carnage)- 117 pancakes
C: Ben Dinohver-Foryu (Blackburn Carnage)- 129 pancakes
C: Big Wall-e (Denver Hounds)- 89 pancakes
:: DEFENSE ::
***If you don't see your player on the list and you think you have better stats it's because you missed a lot of tackles compared to who I did pick***
DT: Mr. Fu Man Chu (Baden Bandits)- 20 tackles, 2 sacks, 6 hurries, 1 TFLs
DT: Runn Stuffage (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 20 tackles, 1 sack, 10 hurries, 4 TFLs
DT: Donna Williams (Stockholm Lions)- 50 tackles, 2 hurries, 16 TFLs, 1 FFum
DE: The Red Five of Hearts (Denver Hounds)- 46 tackles, 22 sacks, 17 hurries, 3 TFLs
DE: Stray Hound (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 56 tackles, 19 sacks, 16 hurries, 16 TFLs, 2 FFum
DE: Mickey McMichael (Chambersburg Trojans)- 34 tackles, 16 sacks, 17 hurries, 3 TFLs
LB: I MakeTacklesToo (Atlanta 404)- 111 tackles, 12 sacks, 8 PDs, 21 TFLs, 3 FFum
LB: Patrick "49er" Willis (Barcelona Panthers)- 88 tackles, 2 PDs, 6 TFLs, 1 FFum
LB: Loafin In'a-Tutu (Blackburn Carnage)- 70 tackles, 14 sacks, 8 PDs, 8 TFLs, 2 FFum
LB: Hitslikea Train (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 77 tackles, 7 PDs, 1 FFum, 4 TFLs
CB: Ohio Sky (Blackburn Carnage)- 75 tackles, 12 interceptions, 93 PDs, 4 TDs
CB: Dixe Normus (Blackburn Carnage)- 26 tackles, 3 interceptions, 46 PDs
CB: JORDAN "MICHAEL" FARMAR (Denver Hounds)- 22 tackles, 4 interceptions, 26 PDs
CB: Staff Sergeant Dignam (Atlanta 404)- 57 tackles, 1 interception, 66 PDs
FS: Clem Son (Chambersburg Trojans)- 64 tackles, 2 FFum, 13 PDs
FS: Master Senpai (Stockholm Lions)- 68 tackles, 1 FFum, 5 PDs
SS: Jake Wetzel (Stockholm Lions)- 101 tackles, 2 FFum, 4 PDs
SS: John Certain (Birmingham Polipocs)- 83 tackles, 5 FFum, 5 PDs
K: Stiff Leg (Blackburn Carnage)- 95.3% PA, 88.5% FG
P: Wiiiiide Riiiight (Jacksonville Jackalopes)- 37.1yd punt average
KR: Hester The Molester (Chambersburg Trojans)- 78 returns, 25.3 average, 2 TDs
PR: Perrish Cox (Blackburn Carnage)- 156 PR, 20.5 average, 9 TDs
Last edited Dec 18, 2008 08:41:02