Intrepid Reporter and Floozy Nancy Andrews reporting from outside the MaRAWK!!o offices in downtown Casablanca right across the street from Crazy Eddie's Goat Feed and Couch emporium.
"I've spent all day on my knee.... er um trying to get interviews from MaRAWK!!o management and coaching staff on their upcoming play off games."
"Most of the quotes I have gotten have been about me twirling my tongue more but I did here some snippits at the lunch today"
Owner and GM BillSaidSux was heard saying that the impending MaRAWK!!alypse will be a thing to behold. He also referred to some pending personnel changes for next season and how he was looking forward to getting one of the biggest mouths on the planet on the team would be great.
"I hope he was not referring to me"
Also heard was Dr. Acula saying "Take cover Arizona" (pop culture reference for you youngsters). He was also heard talking about how he was looking forward to another night of goat debauchery after burning some couches.
The offensive and defensive coordinators were huddled up in little corners of the rooms drawing up plays on napkins. "Or at least that is what I think they were doing from my position under the table"
So folks all this reporter can say is that these playoffs look to be exciting times for MaRAWK!!o and and that Crazy Eddie's will doing a brisk business. Also this reporter wonders if Dr. Acula realizes that Arizona is in the United States not Africa.
"I've spent all day on my knee.... er um trying to get interviews from MaRAWK!!o management and coaching staff on their upcoming play off games."
"Most of the quotes I have gotten have been about me twirling my tongue more but I did here some snippits at the lunch today"
Owner and GM BillSaidSux was heard saying that the impending MaRAWK!!alypse will be a thing to behold. He also referred to some pending personnel changes for next season and how he was looking forward to getting one of the biggest mouths on the planet on the team would be great.
"I hope he was not referring to me"
Also heard was Dr. Acula saying "Take cover Arizona" (pop culture reference for you youngsters). He was also heard talking about how he was looking forward to another night of goat debauchery after burning some couches.
The offensive and defensive coordinators were huddled up in little corners of the rooms drawing up plays on napkins. "Or at least that is what I think they were doing from my position under the table"
So folks all this reporter can say is that these playoffs look to be exciting times for MaRAWK!!o and and that Crazy Eddie's will doing a brisk business. Also this reporter wonders if Dr. Acula realizes that Arizona is in the United States not Africa.
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