We sold 13,760 beers and 27,192 microbrews against Morningside Candysnatcher, and 13,737 beers and 27,304 microbrews against Zimbabwe Mighty Zulu Nation. Watching your team win by 45+ points has got to be way more fun when you're completely hammered. Plus, when you're wasted, it's easier to buy into the hype that Leon Steggers is a great player. Takes at least fifteen beers to make the air he's blocking look like a 12th man on the defense.
On a side note, we sold our second lowest beer total and third lowest microbrew total against the Drunks, lending credence to that allegation of their players stealing half our beer supply, as well as a copy of the UN defensive gameplan. Suckas better know that we are thirsty for revenge next time we play. If there is a next time. Bitches.
On a side note, we sold our second lowest beer total and third lowest microbrew total against the Drunks, lending credence to that allegation of their players stealing half our beer supply, as well as a copy of the UN defensive gameplan. Suckas better know that we are thirsty for revenge next time we play. If there is a next time. Bitches.
